[A hush comes over the crowd in the court square]
[King Keithy Walks to the podium]
[He scratches an itch on his left shoulder]
Good day citizens of Erdas. Many of you have heard rumors swirling about thy kingdom regarding a possible Spirit Animals movie. I come before you bringing most excellent news on this front. TRUMPETS PLEASE!
[Trumpet player is asleep]
TRUMPETS I SAID!!!!
[Trumpet player wakes up in a frenzy, accidentally flings trumpet into the moat]
Oh forget it. Anyway. It gives me great pleasure to announce that Universal Pictures has acquired the rights to make a Spirit Animals movie and has already hired someone to write the script!!!!! It goes without saying that we are COMPLETELY AND UTTERLY (Mooooo) PUMPED ABOUT THIS NEWS.
Just to be clear — we dont have any more information than this. We dont know when it would come out or anything like that because at this point it is completely up to Universal Pictures as to if and when it happens. But you can be sure that I will update y'all if more news comes our way.
Lastly, my citzens, take a moment to smile at yourselves — for this is happening because of YOU. Your excitement about the Spirit Animals books is the reason that it now has the chance to come to the BIG SCREEN. THANK YOU!!!!!!!
[Trumpet player finds trumpet]
YOU'RE TOO LATE FOR THE TRUMPET PART GO BACK TO SLEEP.
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