Writing this late at night and too lazy to edit...O my gosh this is gonna be weird
The Somewhat Old Video Fandom that i refuse to mention the name of because it has...
And... Shipping (but not... SAMB-category shipping.)
And... A creepy dad that never talks only responds to things by heavy breathing
And... Stuff that would give the kiddos nightmares (Hint: I'm looking at you, #5.)
If you already know about this horrible series...
you will probably know what Padlock is
And accept that the butterfly will ship people endlessly
And you've noticed that there are people in the scene near the end of #3 that shouldn't be there
And... not think that the previous lines are just completely random
i wouldn't expect many to know this bc it's quite old but) a yellow humanoid puppet, a duck wearing a suit and a guy entirely red with a spaghetti head and eyes on top like a frog t are taught about stuff by a bunch of sentient inanimate objects because green is not a creative color, ducks can't learn the meaning of life, there's a statue that you need to feed gravel, digital you is not real you (and "a digital dancing" ? is fun), ice cream beef will make your teeth go grey and...
*gets out saxophone*
I TEACH YOU HOW TO BUY A CANOEEEEEEEEE
yes that's actually a thing in the last episode
plz just take my word for it
ya don't want to go and watch a series like that
But seriously, don't google it.
D O N ' T G E T T R A P P E D I N S I D E T H E D I G I T A L M I N D L I K E M E.
*grabs 5 mins ago me and walks away from the weird video fandom*
Undertale: A kid falls into a pit of monsters who try to kill them but end up becoming friends because a talking goat told you to
Harry Potter: abused kid discovers he has the power to enact revenge on his abusive aunt and uncle but he can't use that power because he's famous for surviving a flash of green light to the face from the anthro-marshmallow of Surrey
The Hunger Games: 24 kids in varied states of poverty get fattened and then thrown into an arena where they have to fight to the death as people watch and give gifts to their favorites
FNAF: a pirate fox eats a kid's brains and the kid becomes a golden bear hallucionation
Mods... Please let this through
I know this is sorta dark and stuff
but i tried to tone it down