Greencloak Message Board: Badly explain your fandoms!
Attack on Titan: TIIIIIIIITAAAAAAANNNNNSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!! Eren, shut up!
Yo-kai Watch: As if your life wasn't messed up already, now you can see ghosts!
Witch's House: Biggest. Plot-twist. EVER!
Black Butler: Yes, my lord! Yes, my lord! NO, YOU CAN'T HAVE SWEETS BEFORE DINNER!!!
Brave: Ma! It's just me bow!
Ouran HSHC: Kohai, notice me! Go away, Senpai! These rich people.....
Glitter force : Kids get glitter powers , fight fairy tale villains by sprinkling glitter on them .
Absolutely Truly : A big girl moves to a small town and finds a letter .
Diary of a wimpy kid : A kid's life
The lion king : A cub loses his father , runs away , and then goes back home to kill his uncle .
phan: teenage girls obsess over two middle-aged men looking at each other
PewDiePie: Swedish dude shouts at video games. (And hates on WSJ)
Jacksepticeye: Green and Irish Pewds. Minus WSJ part.
Markiplier: Slightly quieter American Pewds.
My life : Is not a fandom
Phineas and Ferb : Where's perry , hey Ferb I know what were going to do today !
Hamilton: Burr goes crazy and Hamilton Dana.
Phantom of the Opera: A phantom lives under an opera house and stalks Christin.
Phantom of the Opera- Love Never Dies: Phantom stalks Christin to New York and had an affair.
Your Lie in April: Kousi gets hit in the head a lot.
Land of Stories: Twins work out their issues.
The Last Dragon Chronicles: Your pottery lives.
Wings of Fire: Scarlet has a temper tantrum.
Shadow House: Houses are hungry.
The Twilight Zone: Rod Sterling had telekinesis.
Star Wars: Red lightsabers=temper tantrums.
Skinjacker: A lot of pettiness. Basically driven by spite.
an ember in the ashes:
gravity falls: talking triangle tries to destroy the world via a child conspiracy theorist and his clueless™ sister
steven universe: a bunch of sentient rocks save the world from monsters through the power of singing and crying
rick and morty: id probably be removed from samb if i tried to explain this thing
panic! at the disco: worship the satanic forehead
Transformers ((Prime and Robots In Disguise)): Robot aliens from space that can turn into vehicles ((Or animals and dinos))!
Artemis Fowl: A young genius rich kid causes trouble with faries.
Marvel: "Special" individuals.
Voltron: Legendary Defender: Robot space cats that turn into a giant robot man! Oh and their paladins... And a princess... and her mustached friend... and mice...
Gallagher Girls: Teen girl spies that go to an academy for girl spies...
Young Justice: Teen superheroes! Woot!
Spirit Animals: Kids... And animals. Lots and lots of animals. And cloaks...
Ultimate Spider Man ((The TV Show from Disney XD)): Teen Marvel heroes that defeat bad guys and then have to go to school.
Big Hero Six: Nerds that become heroes with their fellow nurse balloon robot.
Halo: Aliens! And super-powered individuals that are like eight feet tall! With armour! And lots and lots of guns!
Portal ((1 and 2)): Portals and portal guns, evil robots ((And good ones)), and a poor unfortunate girl named Chell. Poor kid.
Pacific Rim: Giant machines and their drivers and deadly giant alien monsters from the sea.
A Series of Unfortunate Events ((Series and Netflix)): Three genius orphaned rich kids running from an insane creepy man, what could go wrong?
Star Wars: The Forces of Light and Dark in an intense war with a powerful family being in the center. Poor Skywalkers... Oh and light up space swords.
Avatar The Last Airbender ((TV show)): The four elements lived togethor in harmony... Then everything changed when the Fire Nation attacked, only the master of all four elements could stop them... Then he did!
Harry Potter: Hey, this book seems cute and innocent! Let's get attached to these characters and-NOOOOOO
HTTYD: A bald guy survives everything and tries to destroy dragons with a very old woman.
Warriors: 90% of them die and we may finally get a movie! Maybe in twenty years...
PJ (even though I don't like it that much): The main character drools in his sleep. Fun.
Avatar The Last Airbender (TV series): The fire nation attacks
Pirates of the Caribbean: The rum is gone.
National Treasure: Guys, this treasure is NATIONAL. And plus we gotta love it. Because Riley. Riley is why. Riley.
Tokyo Ghoul- guy finds hardest way possible to die his hair.
Attack on Titan- a kid with anger issues and his overprotective girlfriend save the world from man eating giant babies.
Pokemon- kids leave their parents and travel around the world at age ten to capture monsters in tiny capsules.
Sword Art Online- a girl makes sandwiches for her boyfriend inside of a virtual reality game.
The Legend of Zelda- a guy in green goes around and saves princesses in danger.
Guys I have a new one!!!!!!!!!
Rise of the Brave Tangled Frozen Dragons: There's a lot of shipping.
Star Wars. One family screws up the entire galaxy with their problems. Glowsticks and laser pointers.
Blue Exorcist: the son of Satan is an adorable little ball of anger.
Attack on Titan: giant people eat little people. Littler person becomes big person and kills of their big people.
School for Good and Evil : Child abuse with nice villains , bratty in good , Aggie is one of the only good in good and Sophie took being put in evil way too far . ( there both good characters )
Red Queen: Blood has different colours now? And it's silver? No wonder it tastes like metal.
Doctor who : a guy travels in a blue box across the universe and time , and the Who fights british robots
Once upon a time : Disney town !
Undertale: A souless flower tries to kill everyone. Oh, and it's a beautiful game filled with humor and Alternate Universes that aren't cannon and a guy that speaks in hands and is said to be a huge part of it, but never appears in the game itself.
Warriors: Ever wonder what your cat does when they go to the forest and never come back? Now you know: They sun themselves on snake-invested rocks, live for 4 story arcs and get crushed by a tree, and then become stars.
Spirit Animals: A bunch of teens run around a fictional planet looking for giant animals and necklaces that give you superpowers, accompanied by their pet animals that can turn into tattoos.
HTTYD: A guy shoots a dragon, then befriends it. Then he loses a leg.
Pokemon: Parents send their ten year old children into a world with evil gangs who destory stuff, dogfights, and breaking into houses and getting free stuff, all while pitting their pets against each other in fights for money and prizes.
Harry Potter: A abused child gets a letter saying that he is a wizard. Then a crazy, noseless man chases after him for 7 years.
Writing this late at night and too lazy to edit...O my gosh this is gonna be weird
The Somewhat Old Video Fandom that i refuse to mention the name of because it has...
And... Shipping (but not... SAMB-category shipping.)
And... A creepy dad that never talks only responds to things by heavy breathing
And... Stuff that would give the kiddos nightmares (Hint: I'm looking at you, #5.)
If you already know about this horrible series...
you will probably know what Padlock is
And accept that the butterfly will ship people endlessly
And you've noticed that there are people in the scene near the end of #3 that shouldn't be there
And... not think that the previous lines are just completely random
i wouldn't expect many to know this bc it's quite old but) a yellow humanoid puppet, a duck wearing a suit and a guy entirely red with a spaghetti head and eyes on top like a frog t are taught about stuff by a bunch of sentient inanimate objects because green is not a creative color, ducks can't learn the meaning of life, there's a statue that you need to feed gravel, digital you is not real you (and "a digital dancing" ? is fun), ice cream beef will make your teeth go grey and...
*gets out saxophone*
I TEACH YOU HOW TO BUY A CANOEEEEEEEEE
yes that's actually a thing in the last episode
plz just take my word for it
ya don't want to go and watch a series like that
But seriously, don't google it.
D O N ' T G E T T R A P P E D I N S I D E T H E D I G I T A L M I N D L I K E M E.
*grabs 5 mins ago me and walks away from the weird video fandom*
Undertale: A kid falls into a pit of monsters who try to kill them but end up becoming friends because a talking goat told you to
Harry Potter: abused kid discovers he has the power to enact revenge on his abusive aunt and uncle but he can't use that power because he's famous for surviving a flash of green light to the face from the anthro-marshmallow of Surrey
The Hunger Games: 24 kids in varied states of poverty get fattened and then thrown into an arena where they have to fight to the death as people watch and give gifts to their favorites
FNAF: a pirate fox eats a kid's brains and the kid becomes a golden bear hallucionation
Mods... Please let this through
I know this is sorta dark and stuff
but i tried to tone it down
Supergirl : Kara saves Fluffy the snake and and fights bad guys .
Undertale : you trip and fall into a whole new world .
Descendants : Villains live on an island and good guys live on another island .
Goddessgirls : Pandora asks questions and there is a school for gods and goddesses .
LOTR: Four hobbits, two men, a dwarf, an elf, and a wizard go to climb a mountain to destroy a piece of jewelry. Sounds like the start of a bad joke.
Hunger Games: A girl starts a fight. And (almost) everyone ships "Toast".
Star Wars: People have wars amongst the stars.
Narnia: Talking animals and four kids fight random things.
PJO: A water boy and a nerd girl fight monsters 'cause why not.
HoO: Romans and Greeks combined. Major fangirling. NO, RIORDAN, WHY!?!
The Wizard of Oz(not really my fandom, I just wanted to put this. XD): Girl vs. Girl in a war to get the red shoes that they don't sell in stores.
Sherlock: A sociopath solves crime with a war doctor and fights mind-games against a physcopath. :)
The Bourne Movies: A guy with amnesia fights the government 'cause that's just how that works in practically everything.
Marvel Movies: Guys in suits fight villains in the classic good vs. evil showdown.
Chronicles of Narnia : LONG LIVE ASLAN !
Super Mario bros : two bros must save a princess who gets kidnapped twice a week
The Legend of Zelda : Ninja princess elf and hero elf must save the world from a dwarf
Gaming show in my parents garage : exactly what it sounds like and operaition yellow .
Harry Potter: three children try to save the world with pieces of wood.
No mans sky: You have to work for a kite shaped illuminati.
Spirit animals: Four kids drink maple syrup and reincarnate animals. Groovy.
Warriors: Everyone important dies.
Wings of fire: Moon hates school.
Arrow: Like the title suggests.
Into the woods : People go into the woods for different reasons , they sing , Prince Charming cheats on Cinderella , giants invade and look there is a singing witch .
The sound of music : A family sings to save their lives from the Nazi's and run to the hills and it was based on a true story .
Momma mia : A mother's daughter is getting married and she wants her father to come but she does'nt know who her father is and there is singing .
Heroes of Olympus-A clan of seven children with only one human parent and one magic parent, two with their human mom dead, save Earth from Earth.
Miss Perigrine's Home for Peculiar Children-Random freaky over-70-year-old children save the world by stabbing monsters in the eyes and saving birds.
Star Wars Episodes One Through Three-A group of people, both humans and aliens, with colored laser swords try to save the world from a guy with a red laser sword who shoots lightning, but fail because the most powerful one turned evil.
Assassination Classroom: A bunch of junior high students try to kill their octopus teacher.
Harry Potter: Teens with magic sticks and the villain is some angry nose-less old dude.
Percy Jackson/Heroes of Olympus: There's a... PROPHECY!
Kuroshitsuji: All the characters are psychopaths and angels are bad and demons are good.
Pokemon: Weird looking animals duke it out.
Steven Universe : Rocks rock the world
The lion guard : A lion cub forms a group of animals and calls it the lion guard who have to protect the circle of life by not letting predators eat so he roars at them .
The Lion king 2 : Romeo and Juliet with lions
Skylanders : your toys crash landed on earth so you have to put them on a portal to stop the bad guy . and Breeze is so cute .
My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic: A bunch of ponies that don't look like ponies do random stuff and call it friendship lessons.
The Lion Guard: A continuation of The Lion King franchise in which a slightly annoying lion cub teams up with a bunch of animals to defeat the same "villains" over and over again.
Wings of Fire: A bunch of dragons save a world because of a prophecy and horrible stuff happens and there's quite a bit of romance and then there's also magic.
Spirit Animals: A bunch of kids bond with legendary animals and fight people who don't treat animals very well and then confusing stuff happens and then there's some romance.
Foxcraft: A fox's home is destroyed so she goes with a complete stranger to see somebody famous to talk about magic.