Don't worry MME-Aury, Faise, Razy, etc. were all big ships in their time. This isn't too extravagant in the SAMB history scheme of things, but more so in the current ship-less age.
I like the volcano idea. While they are saying their vows, we'll wrap 'em up in shipping tape, hoist them up on rope, open up a wormhole to a volcano, and dangle them above it. I also think that instead of an organ playing when they walk in, we need a Mariachi Band. Or Polka. Or tango. Or a soulful recorder solo. Or the ukulele. OR ALL FIVE! >:]
We should replace throwing rice with throwing styrofoam packing peanuts. I know a place where you can order them. They're super fancy; they come in pink. Oh yeah. The newly shipped need to ride off in a hearse. Or a chariot drawn by a pack of gerbils. The ring bearer can also be an actual bear, that's all the rage now in Guam.
Tell me if you need more ideas, I've got an endless supply.
Before we get to that though, we'll need to cover these positions:
-Sealer of the holy fuffehmony
-Driver of the hearse/chariot
-Crazy Uncle Larry
-That one bored looking lady that always hangs around the punch bowl.
-Your 3rd Cousin twice removed that has buckteeth and a plain jacket and keeps shooting admiring glances at your sister
-The random guest that everyone thinks that someone else invited, but actually just showed up
-Great-Great-Great-Grandpa's specter that haunts the refreshment table
-One of those stout aunts that keeps telling you how tall you've gotten and them shares embarrassing stories about your childhood
-The person who has no concept of proportions, and keeps loading up their paper plate with food, so it visibly bends in the center
-That younger cousin that steals the gummy bears every. single. time.
-The bride/groom's family that you have no idea who they are, and feel slightly resentful towards, but keep shooting polite glances and nods at, and act socially awkward around
We'll also need to design invatations, and have a postman deliver them to other forums. Other guests need to RSVP.