I would say just on here. Having it there would just complicate things a lot.
But now we have a set date. Guess I won't be needing this anymore. *considers taser*
*tosses taser over shoulder and claps hands*
OKAY FOLKS. Who's making the cake? Who's making the outfits? Who's ordering the packing peanuts? WHO'S HARNESSING THE GERBILS FOR HEAVENS SAKE? MOVE PEOPLE MOVE!
*pulls out phone* Okay, I just booked you guys a quality honeymoon in the Amazon Rainforest. I know there are "safe" parts, prepared for tourists, but they are sooooo boring. Instead...*hands over small tent to Luke* Yes, it leaks, but...*rummages around in duffel bag* Duct Tape! Now, there's a special campsite just for you two, 50 miles from civilization. It's not really a "campsite" but the little old man assures me that it provides the full jungle experience. He did mention a minor termite and fire ant infestation, but I'm sure it won't cause you any trouble.