*On video tape* SAMBers! Oh god I thought they'd never let me be found! Help me! I'm locked up in *Ineligable words*! No! NO! ARGH! *She gets tazed many times and the camera is shut off.*
That's not good.
So that's where she was...
*Picks up phone and types in Emergancy Message "Kitten has been taken! Come to her house ASAP!"*
Welp. Let's hope the SAMBers hurry!
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