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mayari i said this already--
FINE WE'RE STARTING NOW.
Episode 1: Rebellion!
*Mayari and Apolaka are sitting in their living room.
Apolaka: What's your opinion on our "new king"?
Mayari: I don't really like him. He doesn't do much except stop spoilers and smack people with the Ban Hammer.
Apolaka: To be fair, that is what he does.
Mayari: Then what do you propose we do abo--
Apolaka: *jumps onto coffee table* REBELLION!
Mayari: Apolaka where's your common sense he'll hit you with the Ban Ha--welp. There she goes.
*Apolaka has sprinted out the door.
Mayari: *sighs and goes after her*
*About two hours and two bonks upside the head later...
Mayari: And that's how the SAMBrian Resistance came to be.
*Mayari is sitting at the same coffee table with Ice, Blitz, Kagami, Chance, Hippie, and Anti. Apolaka is explaining to the gang members what they're in for.
Anti: So how exactly do you propose we do this?
Mayari: Well, when I wasn't yelling at Apolaka mentally--
Ice: You can do that?
Mayari: Yes. Flipside magic. Anyway, I thought up a plan. Some of the older SAMBers are kings and queens of stuff, like how I'm queen of the Night?
*Everyone nods, wondering where this is going.
Mayari: Well...every kingdom must have an army.
Hippie: So you're proposing that we use our armies as a way to fight against the Spoiler Stopper Llama.
Mayari: Yes. He can't ban them, he can only ban accounts. Armies are not accounts, we are.
Chance: What about those with no armies?
Mayari: We will still fight alongside them. Any SAMBer can hold off thousands of enemies. We should be fine.
Blitz: Until the Ban Hammer stops missing and hits one of us, effectively making us useless to the army for about a week or so.
*Apolaka yells across the room*
Apolaka: THINK POSITIVE!
Mayari: She's right. Anyway, this house will be base of operations.
Kagami: Where will the war stuff be?
Mayari: SAMBers, into the elevator.
*All the SAMBers save Apolaka take the elevator. Apolaka and the gang members sit on the couch instead.
Mayari: *puts a badge with King Keith's face on it on a scanner*
*A button shows up. Mayari presses it.
*The elevator opens up to another room. It's full of weapons, bulletin boards, computers, and a few board game desks. In the center is a round table with a 3D map of the SAMB on it.
*Each SAMBer takes a seat at the round table. There are King Keith badges on every seat, which they take.
Mayari: This is where the war stuff is.
*Apolaka enters with a few scratches and all the gang members. They scatter, mostly going to the board game desks. Some wander to the round table.
Apolaka: *takes a seat* Alright! Let the planning begin!
Will the ragtag group of rebels survive? Will their plan work out the way it should have? Will we ever find out if Apolaka has any common sense? All of these questions--well, except for the last one--will be answered in Episode 2!
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