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mayari i said this already--

 

FINE WE'RE STARTING NOW.

 

Episode 1: Rebellion!

 

*Mayari and Apolaka are sitting in their living room.

 

Apolaka: What's your opinion on our "new king"?

 

Mayari: I don't really like him. He doesn't do much except stop spoilers and smack people with the Ban Hammer.

 

Apolaka: To be fair, that is what he does.

 

Mayari: Then what do you propose we do abo--

 

Apolaka: *jumps onto coffee table* REBELLION!

 

Mayari: Apolaka where's your common sense he'll hit you with the Ban Ha--welp. There she goes.

 

*Apolaka has sprinted out the door.

 

Mayari: *sighs and goes after her*

 

*About two hours and two bonks upside the head later...

 

Mayari: And that's how the SAMBrian Resistance came to be.

 

*Mayari is sitting at the same coffee table with Ice, Blitz, Kagami, Chance, Hippie, and Anti. Apolaka is explaining to the gang members what they're in for.

 

Anti: So how exactly do you propose we do this?

 

Mayari: Well, when I wasn't yelling at Apolaka mentally--

 

Ice: You can do that?

 

Mayari: Yes. Flipside magic. Anyway, I thought up a plan. Some of the older SAMBers are kings and queens of stuff, like how I'm queen of the Night?

 

*Everyone nods, wondering where this is going.

 

Mayari: Well...every kingdom must have an army.

 

Hippie: So you're proposing that we use our armies as a way to fight against the Spoiler Stopper Llama.

 

Mayari: Yes. He can't ban them, he can only ban accounts. Armies are not accounts, we are.

 

Chance: What about those with no armies?

 

Mayari: We will still fight alongside them. Any SAMBer can hold off thousands of enemies. We should be fine.

 

Blitz: Until the Ban Hammer stops missing and hits one of us, effectively making us useless to the army for about a week or so.

 

*Apolaka yells across the room*

 

Apolaka: THINK POSITIVE!

 

Mayari: She's right. Anyway, this house will be base of operations.

 

Kagami: Where will the war stuff be?

 

Mayari: SAMBers, into the elevator.

 

*All the SAMBers save Apolaka take the elevator. Apolaka and the gang members sit on the couch instead.

 

Mayari: *puts a badge with King Keith's face on it on a scanner*

 

*A button shows up. Mayari presses it.

 

*The elevator opens up to another room. It's full of weapons, bulletin boards, computers, and a few board game desks. In the center is a round table with a 3D map of the SAMB on it.

 

*Each SAMBer takes a seat at the round table. There are King Keith badges on every seat, which they take.

 

Mayari: This is where the war stuff is.

 

*Apolaka enters with a few scratches and all the gang members. They scatter, mostly going to the board game desks. Some wander to the round table.

 

Apolaka: *takes a seat* Alright! Let the planning begin!

 

 

Will the ragtag group of rebels survive? Will their plan work out the way it should have? Will we ever find out if Apolaka has any common sense? All of these questions--well, except for the last one--will be answered in Episode 2!

 

PLEASE LET THIS POST IT TOOK AROUND FORTY MINUTES TO TYPE OUT

bump i need approval

How did you know I was pessimistic did I put that in my form I don't remember

 

Any, I like it

Anyway*

*Making a form*

OOOH I LIKE THIS

Cool

Sneak peek:

 

*Three figures pop up.

 

Anti: LLAMA SUPPORTERS!

 

*A brief scuffle in the dark and the three find themselves tied together and with seven weapons pointed at them. They were Puppy, Kitten and C Zzip.

 

C Zzip: You're kidding right?

(shoot i pressed enter too quickly)

 

Apolaka: No, we're not. Tell us who you are, what you're doing here and why.

 

Kitten: Well our names are--

 

Mayari: WE KNOW WHAT YOUR NAMES ARE--ahem. What is the name of your group?

 

Puppy: Well...

But- Our names...

(in this world, your signature is floating above your head. you cannot get rid of it unless you change accounts or make a new signature.)

 

Episode 2: New Arrivals

 

*The rebels--and a few gang members--are trekking through the Fluffeh Forest.

*Mayari and Apolaka are arguing, as they always do.

 

Mayari: Are you sure this is the place?

 

Apolaka: I heard it from my friend. It must be true!

 

Mayari: Okay, first off: everyone on the SAMB is essentially your friend. Second: Not every rumor you hear is true. You can't believe everything anyone tells you.

 

Apolaka: *sad puppy-dog eyes*

 

Mayari: Oh for go--

 

*Three figures pop up.

 

Anti: LLAMA SUPPORTERS!

 

*A brief scuffle in the dark and the three find themselves tied together with eight weapons pointed at them. They were Puppy, Kitten and C Zzip.

 

C Zzip: You're kidding right?

 

Apolaka: No, we're not. Tell us who you are, what you're doing here and why.

 

Kitten: Well our names are--

 

Mayari: WE KNOW WHAT YOUR NAMES ARE--ahem. What is the name of your group?

 

Puppy: Well...

 

C Zzip: (Did we ever think to name ourselves?)

 

Kitten: (I don't think so.)

 

C Zzip: We don't have a name.

 

Puppy: But we're rebels against the new king.

 

Chance: Well why didn't you say so?

 

Kitten: BECAUSE YOU STOPPED US!

 

*Kagami's pike slices open their binds. The rest of the weapons retract as the three get up.

 

Hippie: You didn't tell us what you were doing here.

 

Anti: I'm gonna bet five fluffehtokens that you're also--

 

C Zzip: --looking for King Keith in this forest.

 

Mayari: *groans and gives Anti his five fluffehtokens*

 

Apolaka: Why don't we join forces? We'll fight all together!

 

Puppy: That's actually a really great idea! The more the merrier!

 

*They all continue walking. Mayari resumes her argument with Apolaka.

 

By the fact that all of this went so smoothly, you'd think that there would be a spy...No. Think happy thoughts.

That is me. Like, "Oh, our names are...", "Did we name our group?" and then like "YOU STOPPED ME!" That is me. oh wait I said that already.

 

And a spy...?

 

SUSPENSE!

XD

 

*gives Kitteh an ice cream cone to distract her from the suspense* That should cool things down a little.

 

*begins chasing Mayari with her broadsword*

 

! *zips away*

That's me alright (I probably spelled alright wrong, but who cares?)

Don't ask me how I got everyone's personalities right. I'm surprised myself. *enters portal to the Dimension of Lost and Broken Stuff and closes it behind her* LET ME WORK!

 

*disappointedly flies to the ground and begins hacking training dummies to pieces*

*Happy ice cream eating*

 

 

Episode 3: The Big Man Himself

 

*The gang come across a large star-shaped crater.

 

Apolaka: *smug expression*

 

Mayari: *takes no notice* So this is what happens when you smack a mod with the Ban Hammer.

 

*In the center is a man in a kingly cloak, wearing sunglasses. I'm sensing an anachronism...

 

???: *is sobbing*

 

Pretty much everyone except Mayari: Aww!

 

Mayari: *facepalms*

 

???: *notices them* Oh the horror!

 

Mayari: *teleports everyone next to the man*

 

???: *shakes Hippie's shoulders* You must help me! For I have been cast down from whence I came, struck by the mighty Ba--

 

Hippie: *is startled*

 

Anti: Bruh, cut it out. You're King Keith. The entire kingdom is talking about how you were a much better king than that weirdo llama.

 

KK: But I had this entire speech planned...

 

*A girl swings down on a vine.

 

???: Hey, Keith! I managed to ask the wildcats for a few provisions. I'm sure...*sees everyone and strings her bow*

 

Puppy: Whoa whoa whoa, we're just here...

 

???: *nocks her bow and speaks in a darker tone* I don't know why you're here, but if you're intended to har--

 

Chance: WEAREREBELSANDWEAREHERETOHELPKEITHANDRESTORETHEKINGDOMTOHIMCALMDOWNWEMEANNOHARM--

 

*Chance keeps spouting their words while everyone stares.

 

???: *sighs* I heard that first part. It's just not every day we have visitors.

 

C Zzip: So, *notices signature* Felina, we are--uh, what's our name?

 

Kagami: The SAMBrian Resistance.

 

C Zzip: We are the SAMBrian Resistance, here to rescue you from this crater.

 

KK: Oh thank you ever so much! You have no idea the terrors we faced and fought, the--

 

Mayari: *is thouroughly fed up with all of this nonsense* Enough monologuing. Let's get back to the base.

 

Felina: WAIT! Can I bring a cat friend with me?

 

Apolaka: On normal circumstances, we would say yes. However, due to the fact that Ice's gang has practically destroyed our living room two times over, we would rather not.

 

Felina: Aww..

 

Mayari: LET'S JUST GET THIS OVER WITH. *teleports everyone to the base*

 

Blitz: Wait, why couldn't you teleport us to the crater in the first place?

 

Mayari: *sweatdrop* Uh, I'll get some chairs and medals. *gets in the elevator*

 

Apolaka: She can't teleport to places she hasn't been before.

 

Blitz: Oh.

 

*Mayari reenters back into the room, with a few chairs, medals, and a metal throne for the fallen king in tow via telekinesis.

 

Mayari: *sets down the throne* After you, my lord.

 

KK: *is starting to like this place*

 

*Mayari sets down the chairs and medallions for everyone else.

 

KK: *admires the craftsmanship of the medallion*

 

Apolaka: *slams hands down on table* One step down, two more to go! Let the planning begin!

 

Ice: You said that last time.

 

Apolaka: It's a perfect saying for times like these.

 

MISSION ACCOMPLISHED

Always wanted to do that.

Anyway, the team have passed their first test with flying colors, having four new team members and the king himself! Wonder when things will go wrong...

YES LET EVERYTHING GO WRONG

 

O_o

 

o.o

 

You okay?

 

-happily- No

*gives Blitz an ice cream* Better?

*Shifts into a cat and sits in a box*

*slowly backs up towards the door*

Episode 4: Skit Tower

 

*The gang are in battle formation, alongside a lot of night creatures and beasts and who knows what.

 

Apolaka: But why don't we just storm the Castle?

 

Mayari: Because we will most definitely fail before we even get there. We have to pass these towers to get to the Castle, and each tower has its own way of attacking intruders. It's like destroying the booby traps before you raid a base.

 

Apolaka: *was not listening* Oh.

 

*The Resistance approaches the Skit Tower. A horn is blown, and it starts raining random objects on them.

 

Anti: What the *Second arf* is going on in here? *gets hit upside the head by a staff*

 

Chance: QUICK, GET INSIDE!

 

*The resistance fight its way inside the Tower. Once they do, the rain gets heavier.

 

Chance: BAD IDEA! *gets bonked by bucket of ice cubes and passes out*

 

Kagami: *trying to yell over the rain* WHY DON'T WE JUST TRY TO FIGHT OUR WAY UPSTAIRS!

 

Apolaka: THAT SOUNDS LIKE A MUCH BETTER IDEA!

 

*They do. When they get to the top, they meet a large white gem on a pedastal and...themselves?

*Maybe not directly themselves, but their shadows. The only ones missing are Mayari and Apolaka.

 

Blitz: (Why don't you have a shadow counterpart?)

 

Apolaka: (Because Mayari is my shadow.)

 

*The shadow figures begin to fight their normal selves, with more grace than normal. In fifteen minutes, the Resistance is losing.

*Mayari and Apolaka just stand there, with no idea on what to do.

 

Mayari: I HAVE AN IDEA!

 

Apolaka: THAT'S A GREAT IDEA!

 

*They begin sprinting to the gemstone. The shadows are too busy fighting themselves to notice.

 

Apolaka: *hits the gem with her broadsword*

 

*The gem turns from white to green. The object storm stops, and the shadows disappear.

 

Hippie: Apa, what did you do?

 

Apolaka: I captured the tower. We own it now. You're welcome.

 

Ice: Now who do we leave here?

 

Chance: What do you mean?

 

Ice: If we leave people here, then Spoiler Llama won't have such an easy time getting back here and recapturing the Skit Tower.

 

C Zzip: You make a good point. Hey, does anyone have some paper?

 

*They draw lots. Hippie and Anti are picked to stay.

 

Mayari: *shakes hands* Pleasure having you onboard.

 

Apolaka: Mayari, not helping.

 

Mayari: Anyway, I hope that you can defend this tower to the best of your ability.

 

Hippie: Pleasure to protect this tower.

 

Apolaka: Anyway, time is a-wasting! We should get back to the base.

 

*Mayari teleports them all away.

 

Hippie: *turns to Anti* Now, time to bring our armies onto the scene.

 

Anti: Agreed.

 

One tower down, two more to go! Our heroes have successfully captured Skit Tower. However, this is the SAMB, and nothing lasts forever...

 

MODS PLEASE LET THIS POST IT WILL HELP LE KING KEITH

OOOOOH HOW HAVE I NOT SEEN THIS BEFORE THIS IS AMAZING

-takes ice cream- Ooh, thanks!

 

-reads new chapter-

 

 

 

I love how I'm just questioning everything :3

I think that's just gonna be your gimmick. *writes it down on word document*

Nice

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*Burps*

Yay me and my cat friends will help King Keith. Anyone who hurts Keith gets shot by an arrow from my bow. XD This is amazing

Great Job

 

 

And You got my personality right too.

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@Felina: Suure they will...

*hands everyone free ice cream and cookies* This is compensation for late episodes. I usually try to post one new episode a day, but I had to go to forest camp. And forest camp does not give me enough time to do episodes.

 

Episode 5: Newton's Third Law of Motion

 

*Our band of heroes journey back out from their base, along with a lot of gang members and a few army squadrons.

 

Apolaka: Are you sure this is sufficient to storm the Fic Tower?

 

Mayari: Of course it is. Why are you being pessimistic now?

 

Apolaka: Everything is going so well for us right now. I wonder when things will go downhill...

 

*Thirteen army squadrons march out towards them, accompanied by a few SAMBers. The SAMBrian Resistance is severely outnumbered.

 

Mayari: You called it.

 

Puppy: Do we sneak or do we fight?

 

Kitten: They've obviously been sent to squash us before we get to the Fic Tower. We fight!

 

Ice: What's our battle cry again?

 

Felina: I think it was--

 

*Everyone else yells "FOR ICE CREAM!" and charges.

 

Ice: Whose idea was this again?

 

*They do glorious battle, but soon later C Zzip sees a shape falling from the sky. A golden hammer. And it's falling right on...

 

C Zzip: KAGAMI, LOOK OUT!

 

*Kagami hears it too late. She is squashed by the Ban Hammer.

 

Apolaka: *hears* PULL BACK!

 

*They pull back and go.

 

???: WAIT!

 

Mayari: PAY THEM NO HEED!

 

*Most of them don't, but Apolaka can't stand it. She turns around.

 

*A girl is standing behind them, in front of a wall of ice.

 

???: I--You fight really well. I think--uh, how do I say this--

 

Apolaka: You want to switch sides from the big llama to us?

 

???: Yes. I'm Aquarius.

 

*Everyone else in the party stops.

 

Chance: Are you sure this isn't a trap?

 

Apolaka: I'll make sure of it later. Come on. Let's get to our base. *takes Aquarius' hand*

 

*At the base, they sit down in front of each other, on a table with two cups.

 

Apolaka: Where we come from, there's a practice called sanduguan, or blood compact. *slits her hand and pours the blood in the other cup*

 

Aquarius: *gets the memo and does the same thing*

 

Apolaka: Then we drink it.

 

*Across the room, Felina spits out her hot cocoa on a table.

 

Mayari: THAT WAS MAHOGANY!

 

*Back to the other two. They drink the blood.

 

Apolaka: Now we're essentially sisters, bound by a blood compact. To betray the team is to betray your sister.

 

Aquarius: Gotcha.

 

Mayari: *motions Aquarius to another chair* Let the planning begin again!

 

Apolaka: THAT'S--

 

Mayari: *clamps Apolaka's mouth* Shut up.

 

Well this was a massive fail! Our heroes have tasted the cup of defeat for the first time, but defeat does not last forever unless you get up and try again...

 

BONUS CHALLENGE: Try to guess why I named the title that way. The winner will have a special surprise later on...

@Felina: Suure you will...

*gives out free ice cream* Compensation for late episodes!

OH SHOOT I DIDN'T THINK IT POSTED

IGNORE LE SECOND ONE

Doesn't the ban hammer hitting Kagmi have sometjing to do with it because his third law says that two things have eqyal force?

kind of

 

think about it

Does it have to do with action and reaction with the hammer hitting Kagmi as the action and the reaction being her hitting tje ground? 

 

This is probibly wrong