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magicwolf1042

Bypasses are devices that allow some people to dash from point A to point B very fast, while other people dash from point B to point A very fast. People living at point C, being a point directly in between, are often given to wonder what's so great about point A, that so many people from point B are so keen to get there, and whats so great about point B that so many people from point A are so keen to get there. They often wish that people would just once and for all figure out where they wanted to be.

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Vogon Poetry:

Oh freddled gruntbuggly/

Thy micturations are to me/

As plurdled gabbleblotchits on a lurgid bee/

And hooptitiously drangle me with crinkly bindlewurdles/

Or i will rend thee in the gobberwarts with my blurgecruncheon, see if I don't!

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magicwolf1042

Some thinkers have chosen to see the Babel fish as the final and clinching proof of the nonexistence of God. 

The argument goes something like this: "I refuse to prove that I exist" says God, "for proof denies faith, and without faith I am nothing"

"But" says man,"The Babel fish is a dead giveaway, isn't it? It could not have evolved by chance. And so therefore, by your own arguments, you don't. QED."

"Oh dear, says god," I hadn't thought of that," and promptly vanishes in a puff of logic. 

"Oh, that was easy," says man, and for an encore goes on to prove that black is white and promptly gets himself killed at the nearest zebra crossing.

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Vogon Poetry:

Oh freddled gruntbuggly/

Thy micturations are to me/

As plurdled gabbleblotchits on a lurgid bee/

And hooptitiously drangle me with crinkly bindlewurdles/

Or i will rend thee in the gobberwarts with my blurgecruncheon, see if I don't!

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moonlightmagic106

"Atoms consist of 99.999999999% empty space. That means:The computer you're looking at,the chair you're sitting on,and you, yourself are mostly not there."

Or this one:

"Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss,you'll land among the stars....or re-enter the Earth's atmosphere & die in a fiery crash upon re-entry."

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Nevermore

I am:

An unwanted

 

 A Special

Creepypasta

 

Queen of horror stories & teller of morbid jokes

 

Proud Slytherin

"You're just as sane as I am."-Luna Lovegood

"Either find a way or make one."

 

"And Montrasaur is like DUDE INDEED"-Red

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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magicwolf1042

ohhhh. but is it less than 250?

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Vogon Poetry:

Oh freddled gruntbuggly/

Thy micturations are to me/

As plurdled gabbleblotchits on a lurgid bee/

And hooptitiously drangle me with crinkly bindlewurdles/

Or i will rend thee in the gobberwarts with my blurgecruncheon, see if I don't!

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rainelf13

42 or the bowl of petunias.

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Rain, Thane of Scholastica

 

9/25/2013 

 

Pokémon

JSE

Thrilling Intent

RWBY

Teratologist

Voltron

No Smarts but Hearts

 

Jaz|Xiang|Fenny|Ryoku|Pyro|Falco|Mei Long|Raife

  

We spent weeks cleaning the fun from the trees. - Karen

 

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magicwolf1042

 *AJRAJAG walks into thread* i take offense at that!!!!!

(too short.(soz))

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Vogon Poetry:

Oh freddled gruntbuggly/

Thy micturations are to me/

As plurdled gabbleblotchits on a lurgid bee/

And hooptitiously drangle me with crinkly bindlewurdles/

Or i will rend thee in the gobberwarts with my blurgecruncheon, see if I don't!