Frolicking is a sub-form of skipping which includes high-kicking knees and waving your hands and, to a lesser degree, your upper arms, with your elbows kept near your sides.
Frolicking can be a very competitive sport. When hardcore frolicking, it is recommended that you keep your friends on your team to avoid stressful rivalry.
When frolicking, always wear a mouthgaurd.
Frolicking is a sport ideal for hillsides, but some other good frolicking locations include:
-A well lit forest
-Next to your neighbor's pool
-Some guy's basement
-A national park
-Walmart, while wearing a parka
-Under the Eiffel tower
-Through a field of tulips
-At a horse ranch
-At the top of the empire state building
-In a dog park in the middle of december
Keep a list of all the places you've frolicked for comparison with other frolickers.
Underwater frolicking should only be attempted by expert frolickers. The best place for underwater frolicking is off the coast of St. Croix.
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