-Excerpts from the signature quote pool of Bobcat Stargazer Fortis Nut-
"I am certainly not one of those who need to be prodded. In fact, if anything, I am the prod."
"A joke is a very serious thing."
"From now on, ending a sentence with a preposition is something up with which I will not put." –Winston Churchill
"In the beginning there was nothing, which exploded."
"Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening' and then proceed to tell you why it isn't"
"A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station"
"On the other hand, we have different fingers."
"Some people hear voices. Some see invisible people. Others have no imagination whatsoever."
"Before you criticize a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, you will be a mile away and he won’t have any shoes."
"If everything seems under control, you're just not going fast enough." - Andretti
"A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it as when you are in it."
"Dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of captivity, they can train people to stand on the very edge of the pool and throw them fish"
"Nostalgia isn't what it used to be
"The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese."
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
"Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
"Where there's a will, I want to be in it."
"If I agreed with you, we'd both be wrong."
"We never really grow up; we only learn how to act in public."
"Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit.. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad."
"To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.
" I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you."
"In filling out an application, where it says, 'In case of emergency, Notify:' I put 'DOCTOR'.
"You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice.
"I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not so sure...
"To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target.