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crowsoul50

*looks nervously at the news on the television then regains composure*

 

Are you tired of sitting around waiting to be incinerated in the firey abyss of a nuclear bomb? Then do something about it with Ishmael's SAMBunkers! 

 

These sleek, modern bunkers provide state-of-the-art protection against all things apocalyptic; zombies, exploding suns, world leaders actually making good on their threats.... *coughs* 

 

Inside these SAMBunkers, you will find anything and everything you need to live out the rest of your life in luxury, free from the struggles of surviving in a radioactive wasteland.  

 

•Ramen noodles

• Water (both holy and potable)

• Monopoly to bond with your fellow bunker-mates

• Free Wi-Fi

• Scented markers

• And much, much more!

 

With SAMBunkers, you'll never have a reason to go outside ever again!

 

Buy one today for the low, low price of your faith in humanity! 

But wait! There's more!

 

Order your very own SAMBunker in the next... Eh, couple hours or so and receive a FREE case of diet water!

Don't wait! Get yours today!

 

"DAMBunkers— they're pretty good!"

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LA Strong. 

Call me IshmaelLord Edgelord to you. 

Narnia is my city. 

 

 They try to break me down, but in snapping my wings they forget I have claws. 

 

Artist//Camp Counselor//Psychology Enthusiast

 

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icewolf2513

You had me at free WiFi.

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~Stargazer~    

 

 

Queen of winged wolves and lions

 

Gang at: (Work In Progress)

 

 

"I'm not crazy, my reality is just different than yours." ~Cheshire Cat~

"The best way to not get your heart broken is to pretend you don't have one." ~Charlie Sheen~

I want the And much, much more!

TAKE MY MONEY, AND GIVE ME MY UNDERGROUND BUNKER SO I CAN DIE IN PEACE

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Fizzy ables #1 fanboy

my greatest feat ever was reciting the alphabet backwards without pausing

i did an everything wrong with the emoji movie

it got 129,600 wrongs because i wronged every single frame

i now have made a big waste of time

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crowsoul50

*claps hands and giant boxes appear before Stargazer & Fizzy* I forgot to mention, some assembly is required. 

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LA Strong. 

Call me IshmaelLord Edgelord to you. 

Narnia is my city. 

 

 They try to break me down, but in snapping my wings they forget I have claws. 

 

Artist//Camp Counselor//Psychology Enthusiast

 

Ruler of cringe

I'll take 3 

 

 

There better be free wi-fi and monopoly!

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zoe♥

Queen of oreos

#raptorsquadisbest

 dont play games with a girl who can play better

Perfectly imperfect ❤

 

My sistas: Mary, sarah, rylee

when you have crazy friends you have crazy times

 

 I'll never forget all u awesome people!

 

 

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dragonflyhawk14

Give me 20, so then I can have a back-up for the back-up for the back-up for the back-up for the back-up for the back-up for the back-up for the back-up for the back-up for the back-up for the back-up for the back-up for the back-up for the back-up for the back-up for the back-up for the back-up for the back-up for the back-up.

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Call me Dawn

 LDS and proud!

 

 I am a free spirit, a wild being. I do not allow the world to tell me what to do. I will always stand out from the crowd.

#Avidreader

#IloveLockwood&Co. 

#Lockarlyle Forever!

 

#OnlyOneSpeshalBubbles 

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creativescarlet16

May I have one?

 

I want the markers.

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Virtual Vivid Lively(LivVirtual) 

 

"It's not because we wear skirts. It's because we wear glasses." 

 

Forum Wanderer 

Greencloak

Rain/Night/Sea

Lucian

Hystorian

Forum Wallflower

 

With The Stroke Of A Paintbrush A Wonderful World Can Be Seen

tCHRISTIANt 

 

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platinumdragon2816

..... OOH MARKERS I WANT ONE.

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Dusk

#Stopcyberbullying

 

Xx you did this to me xX

 

 

Life is a cruel game 

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bluefire881

*slides money towards Ishmael* You had me at free wi-fi. I'll take two.

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     || Ashes/Laura ||

 

Unapologetically bi

The Hamiltrash

//she/her//11//libra//ravenclaw//fander//theater nerd//

and love is love is love is love is love is love is love is love cannot be killed or swept aside

history has it's eyes on you~

/298477

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actorbrainy16

How big are they? 

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Andra/Emmi Myth-Desitjo-Wilddliw 

Christian †

Actress :-D D-:

Writer => ~

Autistic :'P

Singer ♪

etc...

  

"I can do all things through Christ who strengthens me."

Philippians 4:13

 

MeJoKeDuAnRaCaAcShLuKaLeOd

 

#AllLivesMatter

#GodBlessAmerica

Sig@289964

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dragonwolf2982

What? My faith in humanity? Aww, I can't afford that! I believe in humanity too much!

 

I guess I don't get free Wi-Fi...

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Call me Eternity EternaFlame

I'm Katrina, her flipside

 

Gang @/287587

 

#EternityIsAPancake

#OnlyOneSpeshalBubbles

#SaveIsaac2k17

 

UNDERTALE fan

Pegasister

 

I am:

a Fanwing!

the Keeper!

a writer!

an Icecream!

a READER!!!!!!

 

"I'm afraid, and that is why I fight."

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crowsoul50

*pushes all the boxes to everyone* 

 

 

@Andra- Picture a brontosaurus at a trampoline park, that's the space you will have! 

 

I need buy more markers...

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LA Strong. 

Call me IshmaelLord Edgelord to you. 

Narnia is my city. 

 

 They try to break me down, but in snapping my wings they forget I have claws. 

 

Artist//Camp Counselor//Psychology Enthusiast

 

Ruler of cringe

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actorbrainy16

Okay. I'll take one.

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Andra/Emmi Myth-Desitjo-Wilddliw 

Christian †

Actress :-D D-:

Writer => ~

Autistic :'P

Singer ♪

etc...

  

"I can do all things through Christ who strengthens me."

Philippians 4:13

 

MeJoKeDuAnRaCaAcShLuKaLeOd

 

#AllLivesMatter

#GodBlessAmerica

Sig@289964

u had me at free wi-fi I'll take 5!

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every one call me laney thats my name!;)

 

 

 

#thiis whafriendlook like!

 

 

 

#one of a kind<3          

 

 

 

#live  laugh ❤ love ^_^

 

 

 

#chilling!✌  

 

 

#yooooooo!☺

 

Do I have to assemble this? Oh.. Who cares there's wi-fi

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zoe♥

Queen of oreos

#raptorsquadisbest

 dont play games with a girl who can play better

Perfectly imperfect ❤

 

My sistas: Mary, sarah, rylee

when you have crazy friends you have crazy times

 

 I'll never forget all u awesome people!

 

 

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frostdawn272

Do they come in blue?

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 Aurelia 

#Youwillbefound

Proud Mormon

"Not all those who wander are lost."

May your arrow fly forever true.

 

I am..

A Sorceress

A Character

A Keeper

A Ranger

A Bookworm

Waving through a window

The Caretaker

The North Star

 

 

|Kai|Tempest|Freeze|Lady Luck|

 

 

 

 

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crowsoul50

*clicks heels together three times and 6 boxes appear* There you go!

 

@Aurelia-

 

Yes they do, but they're a little pricer. You must carry Madam Zeroni up the mountain, then the SAMBunker is yours!

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LA Strong. 

Call me IshmaelLord Edgelord to you. 

Narnia is my city. 

 

 They try to break me down, but in snapping my wings they forget I have claws. 

 

Artist//Camp Counselor//Psychology Enthusiast

 

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actorbrainy16

@Ishmael: Nice Holes reference there.

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Andra/Emmi Myth-Desitjo-Wilddliw 

Christian †

Actress :-D D-:

Writer => ~

Autistic :'P

Singer ♪

etc...

  

"I can do all things through Christ who strengthens me."

Philippians 4:13

 

MeJoKeDuAnRaCaAcShLuKaLeOd

 

#AllLivesMatter

#GodBlessAmerica

Sig@289964

Is there ones in red?

 

And aqua?

 

And maroon?

 

And navy blue?

 

And magenta?

 

If so, we'll take five

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Leafwhisker

Wolfstar

Tigerfang

Stormypaw

Lulupaw

Whitefoot

Hornetfire

Hornetflick

Daisyleaf

 

#Icewhisker!

 

I'm weird. Get used to it

 

Im mostly insane; you?

 

*~Christian~*

 

Currently have 1 dog

 

#OnlyOneSpeshalBubbles

 

"Geoduck- it looks like a naked turtle."

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butterflydusk44

i think 

i- i love this thread 

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Ever After~

 painted with a dark stroke, dirty on the canvas

 creation was holy, we chose against it

 the devil he's evil, no need to proclaim

 it's the choices we make that bring glory 

 glory to his name! 

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crowsoul50

All the colors you could possibly want *deep breath* Leafwhisker, Wolfstar, Tigerfang, Stormypaw, and Lulupaw!

 

You can even connect them to make a giant, colorful bunker!

 

*5 boxes, each a different color, appear*

 

 

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LA Strong. 

Call me IshmaelLord Edgelord to you. 

Narnia is my city. 

 

 They try to break me down, but in snapping my wings they forget I have claws. 

 

Artist//Camp Counselor//Psychology Enthusiast

 

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iceclaws188

People launch nuclear bombs here? O_O 

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Renegade

Fangirl

"I like this thing." ~ Han Solo

#HammockFlavoredDrinks

Solangelo

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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crowsoul50

@Renegade-

 

 

Hey, you never know! Anything can happen, especially in the SAMB. Don't you want peace of mind knowing that should the apocalypse happen here, you have a SAMBunker?

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LA Strong. 

Call me IshmaelLord Edgelord to you. 

Narnia is my city. 

 

 They try to break me down, but in snapping my wings they forget I have claws. 

 

Artist//Camp Counselor//Psychology Enthusiast

 

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iceclaws188

Well I did just brake some Hamilton soundtrack discs and there are a lot of Hamilton fans here.

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Renegade

Fangirl

"I like this thing." ~ Han Solo

#HammockFlavoredDrinks

Solangelo

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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tealelf182

I would like 8 please. Well, one the size of eight. Cube-shaped.

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Kanaya/Tale

Queen of Shoosh Paps

#Remember9/11

SPOOPY TIME

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wolfbird1019

*crashes through roof* I heard something about free wi-fi. I'll take twelve.

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~Aura~

Flip-

~Venti~

 

 

 

"I'm watching it burn..."

 

 

 

HALLOWEEN

SPOOKAY!

 

Goddess of Imagination

Queen of Wolves and All Mythical Creatures

 

|Luna|Jade|Mist|Hope|Faith|

 

Full gang: /281892

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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crowsoul50

*waves arms and a giant box appears in front of Kanaya* I threw in a slushie machine as well. Use it wisely, young grasshopper. 

 

 

 

 

@Aura- Twelve will require you to bring me a sheep with dreadlocks. 

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Call me IshmaelLord Edgelord to you. 

Narnia is my city. 

 

 They try to break me down, but in snapping my wings they forget I have claws. 

 

Artist//Camp Counselor//Psychology Enthusiast

 

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tealelf182

I will, sensei. *puts the bunker in her satchel and leaves*

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Kanaya/Tale

Queen of Shoosh Paps

#Remember9/11

SPOOPY TIME

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jadecat1391

HEY! I WANT ONE WITH A SLUSHIE MACHINE

 

ALSO CAN YOU MAKE THEM BROTHER-PROOF?

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 CATTE

 

 

Undertale is SANSational

 

Aldyne 4 eva!!!

 

Frazel  (goldfish)

perabeth (smartwater)

Jasper (Lightning Mclean)

 

 

I got an undertale fan club, please join!

 

 

CARA THIS IS 4 YOU!!!!

 

 

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@catte-

 

 

Slushie machine it is! And these babies can withstand the blunt force hit of an angry fangirl, I am sure they can handle whatever any sibling can throw at them. 

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Call me IshmaelLord Edgelord to you. 

Narnia is my city. 

 

 They try to break me down, but in snapping my wings they forget I have claws. 

 

Artist//Camp Counselor//Psychology Enthusiast

 

Ruler of cringe

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wolfpaw1527

I'll have a fifty feet bunker please

 

*slides him a hundred dollar*

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Nacho

 

MINECRAFT

SAMB

ROBLOX            AND PEGGY!

WOLFQUEST

POKEMON

GO

 

 

Foxcraft

Wolfey

Phillip

Benny

Nacho.exe

 

 EVERYBODY DO THE DAB

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crowsoul50

@Nacho

We thank you for your purchase *a bunker box appears* *takes the fifty and puts it in a piggybank* 

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LA Strong. 

Call me IshmaelLord Edgelord to you. 

Narnia is my city. 

 

 They try to break me down, but in snapping my wings they forget I have claws. 

 

Artist//Camp Counselor//Psychology Enthusiast

 

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wolfpaw1527

thank you, sir! have a nice day

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Nacho

 

MINECRAFT

SAMB

ROBLOX            AND PEGGY!

WOLFQUEST

POKEMON

GO

 

 

Foxcraft

Wolfey

Phillip

Benny

Nacho.exe

 

 EVERYBODY DO THE DAB

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clawsbreeze44

I'll take two please and three cat trees as well gives two hundred dollars 

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i am awesome dude

 

i am friends with storm,scarlet,

,chloe,luna,calvin,roblox,wiz, and julia.

 

 

i am a savage 

 

I'm horizon claw part of wind clan 

 

My spirit animal is a fox 

 

I'm a boy

 

And kittenangel1560 is awesome 

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crowsoul50

*does the Macarena and two boxes appear in front of him* Take 'em!

 

*puts the two hundred dollars in a blender for safekeeping* 

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LA Strong. 

Call me IshmaelLord Edgelord to you. 

Narnia is my city. 

 

 They try to break me down, but in snapping my wings they forget I have claws. 

 

Artist//Camp Counselor//Psychology Enthusiast

 

Ruler of cringe

*sits on couch and waits for bunker*

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zoe♥

Queen of oreos

#raptorsquadisbest

 dont play games with a girl who can play better

Perfectly imperfect ❤

 

My sistas: Mary, sarah, rylee

when you have crazy friends you have crazy times

 

 I'll never forget all u awesome people!

 

 

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crowsoul50

@zoe-

 

Sorry I didn't get back to you sooner, I had to restock my bunkers. Interdimensional traffic is awful these days, y'know?

 

Hey, I'll throw in a battle yak for your trouble. 

 

*a SAMBunker box appears with an angry-looking yak with heavy armor standing next to it*

 

His name is Buford, just feed him marshmallow fluff from time to time and he will happily destroy anything you want. 

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LA Strong. 

Call me IshmaelLord Edgelord to you. 

Narnia is my city. 

 

 They try to break me down, but in snapping my wings they forget I have claws. 

 

Artist//Camp Counselor//Psychology Enthusiast

 

Ruler of cringe

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goatdragon44

Wait, it comes with holy water AND free Wi Fi? (I've never even had a scented marker, but I'd love one)

 

You can take what little faith in humanity that I have left.

 

One question : Are they big enough for animals? I've got some pets that need to be protected from all the nuclear missile threats.

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The Fallen=Spirit, Katie, Dalton, Emerald, Ruby, Minty, Mystery, Mysterious, Elf

 

I'm sorry I wasn't there for you. 

 

Fangirl #RememberEveryone #StopPuppyMills #Ravenclaw

 

 

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wolfbird1019

*crashes through roof again, this time with a sheep with dreadlocks* I found one. Can I have the twelve bunkers now?

 

 

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~Aura~

Flip-

~Venti~

 

 

 

"I'm watching it burn..."

 

 

 

HALLOWEEN

SPOOKAY!

 

Goddess of Imagination

Queen of Wolves and All Mythical Creatures

 

|Luna|Jade|Mist|Hope|Faith|

 

Full gang: /281892

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Yes! So long as your pet isn't the size of a small cruise ship, they will fit! I highly recommend purchasing an environment extension to your SAMBunker— it's a rather large "green space" that has naturally growing grass and trees, like a yard/greenhouse. It provides plenty of space for frolicking. If you have a water-dwelling pet, they also come as aquariums! 

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Call me IshmaelLord Edgelord to you. 

Narnia is my city. 

 

 They try to break me down, but in snapping my wings they forget I have claws. 

 

Artist//Camp Counselor//Psychology Enthusiast

 

Ruler of cringe

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