1. Hide all the coffee in the castle.
2. Suggest that people get tattoos of the animals in dormant state.
3. Die all the cloaks pink. (or any color beside green would work)
4. Slip Olvan tea instead of coffee.
5. Tell Desta that her spirit animal is a wimp.
6. Whenever Olvan makes a suggestion, say yes oh wise one.
7. Tell Rollan his father is a conquer.
8. Tell Mei Lin that Conor is in love with her.
9. Give Conor a piece of paper with scribbles on it telling him it is an important message that is life or death then leave.
10. Put price tags on Mustela's goods (lower prices).
11. Give Gavi a treasure map for the middle of nowhere.
12. Put cat pictures all over Kirsi's room.
13. Whenever a meeting is called, make up an annoying song to sing.
14. Whenever someone enters a room yell "Conquers" and whenever they turn around swear you saw one.
15. Lock Essix in a room in the castle, and when Rollan comes look for her ask why she wasn't in her dormant state.
16. Tease Olvan about how his moose looks like a deer incessantly.
17. Follow Conor around like a sheep and ask him why he isn't herding you.
18. Buy Mei Lin a pink dress, and say that Conor thinks she'll look great in it.
19. Remind Mei Lin that she got captured by the conquers all the time.
20. Last, post this on your room in the castle where everyone can see.
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