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ℂall me Ishmael.
pυт тнαт тнιɴɢ вαcĸ wнere ιт cαмe ғroм or ѕo нelp мe
ᑭᒪEᗩᔕE ᗪOᑎ’T ᒪET YOᑌᖇ TIᖇEᗪ ᕼEᗩᖇT ᔕTOᑭ ᗷEᗩTIᑎG
hes following you, about thirty feet back
✷☾ ERIS ☾✷
WRITING MOM ✷ CAT DEALER
-my forehead is bigger than my will to live-
our hopes and expectations
black holes and revelations
we're a city of orphans
who had nowhere to go
~Silver Wolf Cubs~ Forest Warriors
You run for it, but he's faster than you...
Always Remember you are braver than you believe, stronger than you seem and twice as beautiful as you ever IMAGINED.
Queen of: Pineapples & Unicorns
Okie dokie loki! ~Lynx
Game of Donuts
Is this a story chain? If so...I shall DOMINATE!!!!!!!!!1
:in chain: Just as all seems lost, a GIANT, purple unicorn appears out of nowhere and vanquishes him in a puff of glitter!!!
I'll see you in the future...
And then Star Killer base 2.0 blasts every planet in the universe.
love/life/death doesn't discriminate
ʙᴜᴛ ᴛʜᴇʏ ʟᴏᴠᴇ ʏᴏᴜ
normalness leads to sadness
and love is love is love is love is love is love is love is love cannot be killed or swept aside
now my life is sweet like cinnamon
yall its a lyric chain not a story chain
running for your life from shia labeouf
Brandishing a knife, it's Shia LaBeouf
lurking in the shadoooooows
Ayce/all you can eat
disappearing into the abyss for long lengths at a time is a level ss power move
im perpetually tired so ayyyyyy
☾✧(( € Ł Ë Ø )) ♪ ♫
f o r u m ✩ p h a r a o h
violinist // whovian // ENFJ // slytherin // aries
"the blushing light, just another la devotee"
Utensil Police // Duck Cultist
aaaaaa just realized i skipped over a whole three lines lets just pretend theyre in there
now its dark and you seem to have lost him
But you're hopelessly lost yourself. Stranded with a murderer, you creep silently through the underbrush.
oH my god i skipped another half a verse what am i doing
aha! in the distance, a small cottage with a light on. hope!
You move stealthily toward it, but your leg! Ah! It's caught in a bear trap!
gnawing off your leg... quiet, quiet!
Limping to the cottage, quiet, quiet!
now youre on the doorstep. sitting inside, shia labeouf!
Sharpening an axe
Silently Judging you
Cringe Culture is dead
Move I'm gay
-not emotionally invested
-part of the 1% that Gets It
-Bee vore chill
But he doesn't hear you enter (Shia LaBeouf)
youre sneaking up behind hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiim
ROBLOX AND PEGGY!
EVERYBODY DO THE DAB
» WᴏʟғCʟᴀɴ «
Is this a real song? You guys are killing me lol!
Send a fully armed battalion
Acting the goat
I'd rather stand with God, and be judged by the world, than stand with the world, and be judged by God.
Proud member of Mrs. Wolfe's Haven (RP)
my signature doesn't make sense.
Strangling superstar Shia LaBeouf!
@embyr: look up actual cannibal shia labeouf by rob cantor. like i said we accidentally skipped over half the first verse and then half the chorus but still
fighting for your life with shia labeouf!
Wrestling a knife from Shia LaBeouf
The Earth is flat, NASA can't change the truth
"Now that I'm awake & and I can't turn back I know space is fake and the Earth is flat" -Amber Plaster, Earth Not a Globe
"I sailed right home to tell everyone- The Earth is so flat!" -Smith
Sharpening an axe, Shia LaBeouf
Woop that just came through
Stab it in his kidneeeeeeeeeys
hurgle i tried like three times to get that stab it in his kidney thing through
safe at last from shia labeouf
You limp into the dark woods, blood oozing from your stump leg. You've beaten Shia Labeouf.
wait! he isn't dead!
wait! he isnt dead! shia surprise!
There's a gun to your head, and death in his eyes!
but you can do jiu jitsu... body slam superstar shia labeouf!
Legendary fight with Shia lebouf
normal tuesday night for shia labeouf
Normal Tuesday night for Shia LaBeouf!
ha beat ya to it
(I'm sorry to interrupt the lyrics but I have to give you all a heartfelt thank you for introducing me to this song. I am indebted to you guys.)
or Java ?
The Main kids
Nike | Teddy | Charlie | Austin | Nyx | Eris | Dawson
"Oh look! You just got thrown under the bus by a fictional character!"
"Also yes I use Comic Sans unironically. Fight me." ~ One of my best friends
that took seven and a half hours to go through mods what are you doing
Me: Lol, I can't even right now... (Walks away, leaving a not on the ground that says...
Hamilton is better
"Je m'appelle Lafayette!!" (My name is Lafayette... for the newbies...)
Hey! It's Lullaby here! I am a mormon!
Me and my Gang!
ᴘɪɴᴇᴀᴘᴘʟᴇ, ᴍᴀɴɢᴏ, Lullaby (ᴍᴇ), ᴀꜱʜʀʏ (ꜰʟɪᴘꜱɪᴅᴇ), ᴘᴇᴀᴄᴇᴋᴇᴇᴘᴇʀ (ᴘᴋ), ʜᴏᴘɪᴇ, ᴇʟ, ʜᴀʀᴠᴇʏ, ᴢᴏᴇ, ꜱʜᴇʟʟᴇʏ, ᴊᴇꜱꜱɪᴇ, ᴘɪᴘᴇʀ, ɴᴏᴠᴀ, Robyn, ᴀɴᴅ ꜱʜɪᴍᴍᴇʀ.
If it isnt too late, I claim hurgle
Queen of Shoosh Paps
I will change my sig another day, too l a z y