Grandpa: I was younger than you --
Me: I WAS YOUNGER THAN YOU ARE NOW
Coach: four of you is not enough to play capture the flag -
Me: RAISE A GLASS TO THE FOUR OF US, TOMARROW THEY'LL BE MORE OF USS
Random dude stops to talk to another girl: I love you so --
Me: I WILL KILL YOUR FRIENDS AND FAMILY TO REMIND YOU OF MY LOVE
Friend: DA DA DA...
Friend: Fine, I did your stupid chores for you. Satisfied?
Me: I WILL NEVER BE SATISFIEDDDD
Friend: I feel like if we play capture the flag and you have the ball you'd sing hamilton crap
Me: thats dumb...
*five minutes later*
Me: *screeching and running down the feild with the yellow flag* I'M NOT THROWING AWAY MY SHOT
Friend: I went back to New York after we spent time in Albama -
Me: A-AFTER THE WAR I WENT BACK TO NEW YORK
Me: *reading letter*
Me: DEAR THEODOSIA WHAT TO SAYYY TO YOU
Friend: Ugh, i'm so hungry, when's lunch?
Me: WE HAVE RESORTED TO EATING OUR HORSES -
Friend: SHUT UP
mods please let this through
i mean really
its just HAMILTON
you're hamiltrash, right, Sarah?
THEN LET IT THROUGH
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━May 28, 2016━
sure you're scared
i've been there,
i can set you free