Someone stole teh cookie from teh cookie jar. -faints dramatically-
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It don't matter what my name is
I don't got one, I'm not famous, no
Who stole teh cookie from teh cookie jar?
The ɴᴇᴋᴏ ᴘʀɪɴᴄᴇss
"ι'м α ωαℓиυт ωιтн ραѕѕισи!"
ᴀɴɪᴍᴇ & sʜɪᴘᴘɪɴɢ ᴏʙsᴇssᴇᴅ
ᑭᖇOᑌᗪ ᗰEᗰᗷEᖇ Oᖴ BH/DB
I be the one!
⋆✩⋆Queen of Portals⋆✩⋆
⋆✩⋆They don't know you,
Like I do⋆✩⋆
⋆✩⋆And I'll make this
He stole teh cookie from teh cookie jar! *GASPS DRAMATICALLY. *
This is unprecedented.
I'm the friend you need....
Forum sister: Snowdust
"Just take the blanket with you!"
Sing along! :3
Who stole teh cookie from teh cookie jar? (Gasps)
Renegade stole teh cookie from teh cookie jar!? -faints again-
Ahhh! Renegade stole teh cookie for teh cookie jar! *Faints dramatically*
Oh my gosh!!!1!
...hope and love last longer
and love is love is love is love is love is love is love is love
cannot be killed or swept aside.
God made you like this and loves you like this ~Pope Francis
AND NOW HAPPEH DID A TYPO! ALAS! -faints again- (anyone willing to take me to the hospital..?)
-Grabs defibrillators.- CLEAR!
-faints dramatically again just for fun-
I am a composer of music!
Your local tour guide around Scholastic General!
Were they hammock flavored tho
Thinking of you is a poison I drink often.
• Camp counselor
• Stressy and depressy
• Okay I guess
Take my hand
Take my whole life, too
For I can’t help
Falling in love with you
-Spills hammock flavored drink over teh half eaten cookies.- They are now Ishmael.
THEY WERE HAMMOCK?!?!! *laughs crazily* HAMMOCK *laughs* FLAVORED *slaps self* COOKIES
(Does anyone want to arrange my funeral?)
*points dramatically * yeeee!
HAMMOCK FLAVORED DRINK FAMILY
I have loved you all for years, and I will never stop.
My friends, my family, stay awesome.
*you know you're missed when
someone puts you in their sig*
*in unconsiousness, reaches for a hammock flavored cookie*
*gets shovel* WHERE IS THE CASKET LETS BURY HER
≋♖≋ ocean ≋♖≋
your evil fandom reference queen
haunted by knee bruise goblins | nr's mb-sis
|probably playing miitopia | drowning in ships|
*opens eyes* CAN I DESIGN MY GRAVESTONE? *faints dramatically again*
*le dramatic nod.* YES YES SURE
*dramatic sigh of relief* YAY!
REST IN PEACE
SHE WAS THE AWESOMEST PERSON IN THE UNIVERSE
STAY BEAUTIFUL, TORTURED SOUL!
*bursts into tears and faints dramatically once more*
-Quickly gets a pillow before Hyper's head crashes into the ground.- NO CASKET! I WANNA CREMATE HER!
OKAY LETS C R E M A T E H E R
Dang it I could escape if it was a grave what do i do what do i do
Are we just going to ignore the fact that Ishmael wasted a perfectly good hammock flavored drink?
fish slap queen✦twin=topaz
im obsessed with music please help
✦toffee youre a walnut✦
FADE ✦ SQUID SISTERS
24 hour bass boosted oof
Opal I will not
It’s not wasted, it was very well spent. *eats a hammock-flavored cookie*
*pulls fainting couch out of nowhere* *faints dramatically* *binge eats ice cream* I'm being Rarity today
Renegade don’t lie. ‘Twas I, fafnir, king of awesomeness and cringe!
Christian and proud
#Remember Zoe and Sally
We never lose our demons. We only learn to live above them.
I’m totally not awkward
-Puts defibrillators on thread to shock it back to life.- SHOCKY! -Hisses. In english accent.- TIS MY HAMMOCK FLAVOURED COOKIES!
The Elves of the Lost Cities
NO ONLY RARITY CAN BE RARITY
✩⊱Starlight Ruewen Random⊰✩
Christian | Aspiring Author | Gryffindor
✩⊱Hate on the trait, not the person.⊰✩
Oldie | Sophitz Shipper | ML Fan
✩⊱Trust in the Lord with all your heart.⊰✩
-facepalm- IT'S MEH DEATH PPL! STOP BRINGING MLP IN THIS AND HONOR THE DEAD!!!! WHICH IS MEEEE!!! So I really deserve those cookies -grabs them-
-Hisses.- IF YOU REALLY DON"T WANT TO ACTUALLY BE DEAD YOU WILL HAND OVER THE COOKIES! -Trys to throw Hyper into the creamator.-
NOPE IM TOO AWESOME TO DIE! -stuffs cookies in mouth and opens mouth while chewing- OOOH RENEGADE! LOOK WHAT HAPPENED TO THEM COOKIES! -makes faces and runs away-
AAH A ZOMBIE! No wait right cats have nine lives and Hyper is a cat.
Well, at least someone knows my identinity.
Or at least some of it.
While the rest complain that my siggy offers no info...just a random boring poem.
WE MUST CONTAIN THE ZOMBIE OUTBREAK *throws a casket at Hyper*
EXCUSE MEEEE YOUNG MAN? *grabs them Fruit Ninja skills and slices the casket mid-air*
Ishmael have you not read Warrior Cats Hyper is probably a Clan leader or something and has nine lives. She's not a zombie. Cats can't be zombies duh.
Tell that to Tigerstar
*throws more caskets*