Someone stole teh cookie from teh cookie jar. -faints dramatically-
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~Hyper/Bob teh Builder~
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Who stole teh cookie from teh cookie jar?
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The Neko Princess
MY SHIPS: #Ishfee #Stale
"Stay positive kids" "Optimism is my superpower!
Anime Lover | | Gamer | | Roleplayer | | Writer | | Shipper
I be the one!
Call meh Ren, Renegade, or Renny
I'm Marry Popins yall! ~Yondu
PUNCH IT CHEWIE
He stole teh cookie from teh cookie jar! *GASPS DRAMATICALLY. *
This is unprecedented.
I'm the friend you need....
Forum sister: Snowdust
"Just take the blanket with you!"
Sing along! :3
Who stole teh cookie from teh cookie jar? (Gasps)
Renegade stole teh cookie from teh cookie jar!? -faints again-
Ahhh! Renegade stole teh cookie for teh cookie jar! *Faints dramatically*
Oh my gosh!!!1!
and love is love is love is love is love is love is love is love cannot be killed or swept aside
love/life/death doesn't discriminate
words only get through if they’re sharp
depression isn't edgy
normalness leads to sadness
AND NOW HAPPEH DID A TYPO! ALAS! -faints again- (anyone willing to take me to the hospital..?)
-Grabs defibrillators.- CLEAR!
-faints dramatically again just for fun-
That one loner in any MB who randomly posts.
Switch of personality?
Word at the time: fiasco. Definition: a thing that is a complete failure, especially in a ludicrous or humiliating way.
Were they hammock flavored tho
ℂall me Ishmael.
Hammock Flavored Drinks Family
pυт тнαт тнιɴɢ вαcĸ wнere ιт cαмe ғroм or ѕo нelp мe
Gucci Gang: Ishamel•Ishmeal•Ishmale•Fishmeal•Ahab
Don’t hug me, I’m scared.
-Spills hammock flavored drink over teh half eaten cookies.- They are now Ishmael.
THEY WERE HAMMOCK?!?!! *laughs crazily* HAMMOCK *laughs* FLAVORED *slaps self* COOKIES
(Does anyone want to arrange my funeral?)
*points dramatically * yeeee!
HAMMOCK FLAVORED DRINK FAMILY
I have loved you all for years, and I will never stop.
My friends, my family, I will never forget you all.
*in unconsiousness, reaches for a hammock flavored cookie*
*gets shovel* WHERE IS THE CASKET LETS BURY HER
♖! OCean !♖
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-haunted by knee bruise goblins
-NR's forum sis
-probably playing Miitopia
-your evil fandom reference queen
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Ri Phe Jak Wisp Aki Cody Is Isa Max Ed
*opens eyes* CAN I DESIGN MY GRAVESTONE? *faints dramatically again*
*le dramatic nod.* YES YES SURE
*dramatic sigh of relief* YAY!
REST IN PEACE
SHE WAS THE AWESOMEST PERSON IN THE UNIVERSE
STAY BEAUTIFUL, TORTURED SOUL!
*bursts into tears and faints dramatically once more*
-Quickly gets a pillow before Hyper's head crashes into the ground.- NO CASKET! I WANNA CREMATE HER!
Your trying to save me stop holding your breath.
No, I ain't much of a poet
but I know somebody once told me
to seize the moment
and don't squander it.
OKAY LETS C R E M A T E H E R
Dang it I could escape if it was a grave what do i do what do i do
Are we just going to ignore the fact that Ishmael wasted a perfectly good hammock flavored drink?
Beauty and brains? I'll take both, please.
I'm obsessed with shipping please help.
It’s not wasted, it was very well spent. *eats a hammock-flavored cookie*
*pulls fainting couch out of nowhere* *faints dramatically* *binge eats ice cream* I'm being Rarity today
Renegade don’t lie. ‘Twas I, fafnir, king of awesomeness and cringe!
Ψ ZE GREAT AND POWERFUL FAFNIR Ψ
I'm way too awkward for my own good
im a pretty cool person. i think.
-Puts defibrillators on thread to shock it back to life.- SHOCKY! -Hisses. In english accent.- TIS MY HAMMOCK FLAVOURED COOKIES!
The Elves of the Lost Cities
NO ONLY RARITY CAN BE RARITY
Proud Christian|A Character|Oldie
Trust in the Lord with all your heart.
Hate on the trait, not the person.
-facepalm- IT'S MEH DEATH PPL! STOP BRINGING MLP IN THIS AND HONOR THE DEAD!!!! WHICH IS MEEEE!!! So I really deserve those cookies -grabs them-
-Hisses.- IF YOU REALLY DON"T WANT TO ACTUALLY BE DEAD YOU WILL HAND OVER THE COOKIES! -Trys to throw Hyper into the creamator.-
NOPE IM TOO AWESOME TO DIE! -stuffs cookies in mouth and opens mouth while chewing- OOOH RENEGADE! LOOK WHAT HAPPENED TO THEM COOKIES! -makes faces and runs away-
AAH A ZOMBIE! No wait right cats have nine lives and Hyper is a cat.
Well, at least someone knows my identinity.
Or at least some of it.
While the rest complain that my siggy offers no info...just a random boring poem.
WE MUST CONTAIN THE ZOMBIE OUTBREAK *throws a casket at Hyper*
EXCUSE MEEEE YOUNG MAN? *grabs them Fruit Ninja skills and slices the casket mid-air*
Ishmael have you not read Warrior Cats Hyper is probably a Clan leader or something and has nine lives. She's not a zombie. Cats can't be zombies duh.
Tell that to Tigerstar
*throws more caskets*