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catdragon13873

This thread is for puns, terrible or not. 

 

 

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JADE SQUIDSHIPPER

 fish slap queentwin=topaz

im obsessed with music please help

toffee youre a walnut

FADE SQUID SISTERS

Remember Catshock

24 hour bass boosted oof 

#BabyCarrotAddiction

Opal I will not 

Kidge 

Forum Fifer

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warriorcat609

I shall fur-get about people saying puns are horrible. 

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        The ɴᴇᴋᴏ ᴘʀɪɴᴄᴇss

 

    #ʀʜʏʜss 

 

 "ι'м α ωαℓиυт ωιтн ραѕѕισи!"

 

 ᴀɴɪᴍᴇ & sʜɪᴘᴘɪɴɢ ᴏʙsᴇssᴇᴅ

 

 ᑭᖇOᑌᗪ ᗰEᗰᗷEᖇ Oᖴ BH/DB

 

#KII4EE

 

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crowsoul50

I recently had to clean out my spice rack and throws away stuff that was too old to use

 

 

 

What a waste of thyme. 

 

 

 

In Russia, a young couple was walking down the street. The man held his hand out to the sky and says to his wife, “I believe that it’s raining, we should go inside.”

”Nonsense! It’s not even drizzling.” comes the response. 

”You’re the one speaking lies. I felt it!”

The two continue to argue for some time until the man spots the local communist/constable, Officer Rudolph. 

“Let’s have him settle this.” declares the man, approaching the officer. 

“Is it raining?” He asks Officer Rudolph. 

The constable says nothing and merely looks at the sky for a bit, then nods his affirment. 

The man turns to his wife with a grin. “See? Rudolph the red knows rain, dear.”

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»Ishmael«

Thinking of you is a poison I drink often.

H-hewwo?

• Camp counselor

• Trash

• Stressy and depressy

• Okay I guess

 

Take my hand

Take my whole life, too

For I can’t help

Falling in love with you

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catdragon13873

That pun was amazing

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JADE SQUIDSHIPPER

 fish slap queentwin=topaz

im obsessed with music please help

toffee youre a walnut

FADE SQUID SISTERS

Remember Catshock

24 hour bass boosted oof 

#BabyCarrotAddiction

Opal I will not 

Kidge 

Forum Fifer

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butterflycat1708

I'd post here because I used to spend my time making a flurry out of egg puns, but then I noticed they didn't really crack me up...

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;-; Bixbite ;-;

 

Bye bye see you later, we won't meet again.

That's what I thought, that's what I thought

as I came closer to the end so.

And my heart's torn into Riribbons

there is nothing that I can do though

 

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topazhamster42

My puns are tearable. 

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~Topaz

 

The world's not falling apart, its falling into place. We see only a few pieces of the puzzle while the creator sees them all.

 

✧Proud Christian✧

 

#Remember the Lost

#Moresigspace

Jade = twin

 

乐!

 

[No longer active. Will return one day]

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butterflycandy273

*a random tiger walks in*

 

Hi! I'm grrrrrreat at puns!

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loading candy.exe...

 

but you destroyed my heart, and that's the painful thing

 

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catdragon13873

No matter how kind you are, German children are kinder. 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Get it get it get it?

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JADE SQUIDSHIPPER

 fish slap queentwin=topaz

im obsessed with music please help

toffee youre a walnut

FADE SQUID SISTERS

Remember Catshock

24 hour bass boosted oof 

#BabyCarrotAddiction

Opal I will not 

Kidge 

Forum Fifer

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warriorcat609

I glitter-ally don't get it.....

 

 

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        The ɴᴇᴋᴏ ᴘʀɪɴᴄᴇss

 

    #ʀʜʏʜss 

 

 "ι'м α ωαℓиυт ωιтн ραѕѕισи!"

 

 ᴀɴɪᴍᴇ & sʜɪᴘᴘɪɴɢ ᴏʙsᴇssᴇᴅ

 

 ᑭᖇOᑌᗪ ᗰEᗰᗷEᖇ Oᖴ BH/DB

 

#KII4EE

 

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wolfbird1019

(I'm getting these puns off of the internet.)

 

I had a crazy dream about swimming in an ocean of orange soda...Turns out it was just a Fanta sea.

I'm close friends with 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know y.

 

(these are puns I've heard from friends or made up myself or I don't remember where I found them)

 

Don't trust atoms...they make up everything.

A person is in a fight with someone else. They are fighting with their bear hands. When one of them pulls out bear paw gloves, the other is confused. The first person says, "We are supposed to be fighting with bear hands, so where are yours?"

(that last one was terrible)

This post is so punny.

I should stop now.

 

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Flips-

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~Nebrea~

 

 

Hard work beats talent when talent doesn't work hard.

Goddess of Imagination

Queen of WolvesAurae, and All Mythical Creatures

 

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INFJ/INFP

 

 

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