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catdragon13873

This thread is for puns, terrible or not. 

 

 

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Jade-

Christian

J/P/B/B/P/P/F/L/A

 

Beauty and brains? I'll take both, please.

 

I'm obsessed with shipping please help.

 

#threadnecromancy

 #Fade

#Ishfee

#HammockFlavoredDrinkFamily

#FluffehReturns

#UnBanFafnir

#rememberSally

9/11/17

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warriorcat609

I shall fur-get about people saying puns are horrible. 

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 ()*: TØffee : *()

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crowsoul50

I recently had to clean out my spice rack and throws away stuff that was too old to use

 

 

 

What a waste of thyme. 

 

 

 

In Russia, a young couple was walking down the street. The man held his hand out to the sky and says to his wife, “I believe that it’s raining, we should go inside.”

”Nonsense! It’s not even drizzling.” comes the response. 

”You’re the one speaking lies. I felt it!”

The two continue to argue for some time until the man spots the local communist/constable, Officer Rudolph. 

“Let’s have him settle this.” declares the man, approaching the officer. 

“Is it raining?” He asks Officer Rudolph. 

The constable says nothing and merely looks at the sky for a bit, then nods his affirment. 

The man turns to his wife with a grin. “See? Rudolph the red knows rain, dear.”

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 ℂall me Ishmael.

Hammock Flavored Drinks Family

 

 pυт тнαт тнιɴɢ вαcĸ wнere ιт cαмe ғroм or ѕo нelp мe

 

 Gucci Gang: Ishamel•Ishmeal•Ishmale•FishmealAhab

 

Don’t hug me, I’m scared. 

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catdragon13873

That pun was amazing

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Jade-

Christian

J/P/B/B/P/P/F/L/A

 

Beauty and brains? I'll take both, please.

 

I'm obsessed with shipping please help.

 

#threadnecromancy

 #Fade

#Ishfee

#HammockFlavoredDrinkFamily

#FluffehReturns

#UnBanFafnir

#rememberSally

9/11/17

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butterflycat1708

I'd post here because I used to spend my time making a flurry out of egg puns, but then I noticed they didn't really crack me up...

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BIXBITE✧

  

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topazhamster42

My puns are tearable. 

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~Topaz

 

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Samb b-day: Dec 16, 2016 

 

 

 

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butterflycandy273

*a random tiger walks in*

 

Hi! I'm grrrrrreat at puns!

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candy/marigold

 

i try to be optimistic

ari, violet, gem, shade

#emergencyseafish

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joined january 5, 2016

i like cats, books, music, other things, and peggy

 

the end?

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catdragon13873

No matter how kind you are, German children are kinder. 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Get it get it get it?

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Jade-

Christian

J/P/B/B/P/P/F/L/A

 

Beauty and brains? I'll take both, please.

 

I'm obsessed with shipping please help.

 

#threadnecromancy

 #Fade

#Ishfee

#HammockFlavoredDrinkFamily

#FluffehReturns

#UnBanFafnir

#rememberSally

9/11/17

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warriorcat609

I glitter-ally don't get it.....

 

 

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                     The Neko Princes

 

MY SHIPS: #Ishfee #Stale  

 

 "Stay positivkids"   "Optimism is my superpower!

 

Anime Lover | | Gamer | | Roleplayer | | Writer | | Shipper 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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wolfbird1019

(I'm getting these puns off of the internet.)

 

I had a crazy dream about swimming in an ocean of orange soda...Turns out it was just a Fanta sea.

I'm close friends with 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know y.

 

(these are puns I've heard from friends or made up myself or I don't remember where I found them)

 

Don't trust atoms...they make up everything.

A person is in a fight with someone else. They are fighting with their bear hands. When one of them pulls out bear paw gloves, the other is confused. The first person says, "We are supposed to be fighting with bear hands, so where are yours?"

(that last one was terrible)

This post is so punny.

I should stop now.

 

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