I recently had to clean out my spice rack and throws away stuff that was too old to use
What a waste of thyme.
In Russia, a young couple was walking down the street. The man held his hand out to the sky and says to his wife, “I believe that it’s raining, we should go inside.”
”Nonsense! It’s not even drizzling.” comes the response.
”You’re the one speaking lies. I felt it!”
The two continue to argue for some time until the man spots the local communist/constable, Officer Rudolph.
“Let’s have him settle this.” declares the man, approaching the officer.
“Is it raining?” He asks Officer Rudolph.
The constable says nothing and merely looks at the sky for a bit, then nods his affirment.
The man turns to his wife with a grin. “See? Rudolph the red knows rain, dear.”