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crowsoul50

Come one, come all, to a thread that has no real value but which will be filled with the meaningless blithering of a self-proclaimed Edgelord and may be mildly entertaining to the masses. 

So sit down, grab yourself a hammock-flavored drink, and judge me immensely. 

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 ℂall me Ishmael.

Hammock Flavored Drinks Family

 

 pυт тнαт тнιɴɢ вαcĸ wнere ιт cαмe ғroм or ѕo нelp мe

 

 Gucci Gang: Ishamel•Ishmeal•Ishmale•FishmealAhab

 

Don’t hug me, I’m scared. 

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crowsoul50

yesterday it was like 60° outside and now it’s below 20° and falling

 

 

 

*faint shrieking of “Let It Go” in the background*

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Hammock Flavored Drinks Family

 

 pυт тнαт тнιɴɢ вαcĸ wнere ιт cαмe ғroм or ѕo нelp мe

 

 Gucci Gang: Ishamel•Ishmeal•Ishmale•FishmealAhab

 

Don’t hug me, I’m scared. 

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catdragon13873

NO TURN THAT OFF NO FROZEN MUSIC ALLOWED

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Christian

J/P/B/B/P/P/F/L/A

 

Beauty and brains? I'll take both, please.

 

I'm obsessed with shipping please help.

 

#threadnecromancy

 #Fade

#Ishfee

#HammockFlavoredDrinkFamily

#FluffehReturns

#UnBanFafnir

#rememberSally

9/11/17

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crowsoul50

I’m just Hopper in a squad car

Hopper in a squad car

Hopper in a squad car at a crime scene 

No you can’t come in

 

Hopper, who you don’t know,

Hopper flyin’ solo,

Hopper in a squad car by himself

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Hammock Flavored Drinks Family

 

 pυт тнαт тнιɴɢ вαcĸ wнere ιт cαмe ғroм or ѕo нelp мe

 

 Gucci Gang: Ishamel•Ishmeal•Ishmale•FishmealAhab

 

Don’t hug me, I’m scared. 

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crowsoul50

Liam Neeson

Liam Nesson’s knees, son

Liam Neesons knees on his nice on some E’s on a Nissan

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Hammock Flavored Drinks Family

 

 pυт тнαт тнιɴɢ вαcĸ wнere ιт cαмe ғroм or ѕo нelp мe

 

 Gucci Gang: Ishamel•Ishmeal•Ishmale•FishmealAhab

 

Don’t hug me, I’m scared. 

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warriorcat609

THE COLD NEVER BOTHERED ME ANYWAY! Lol

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 ()*: TØffee : *()

                     The Neko Princes

 

MY SHIPS: #Ishfee #Stale  

 

 "Stay positivkids"   "Optimism is my superpower!

 

Anime Lover | | Gamer | | Roleplayer | | Writer | | Shipper 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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crowsoul50

How am I supposed to take my healthy relationship unit in health seriously if the guy from the jealous girlfriend meme is in like eight pictures in the online course

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Hammock Flavored Drinks Family

 

 pυт тнαт тнιɴɢ вαcĸ wнere ιт cαмe ғroм or ѕo нelp мe

 

 Gucci Gang: Ishamel•Ishmeal•Ishmale•FishmealAhab

 

Don’t hug me, I’m scared. 

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butterflycandy273

I have no idea who Hopper is and why he's in a squad car at a crime scene (maybe bc his best friend got mad at him or something)

BUT

that was the greatest thing I've read all day Ishmael thank you very much

 

 

(wow everyone's hopping on the be more chill bandwagon now lol)

 

 

 

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candy/marigold

 

i try to be optimistic

ari, violet, gem, shade

#emergencyseafish

homethread: /306694 (SA)

joined january 5, 2016

i like cats, books, music, other things, and peggy

 

the end?

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crowsoul50

*bows* You're very welcome. That's the only song I know from BMC and it kind of just popped in my head whilst I was watching Stranger Things. Hopper is one of my favorite characters (his flag patch still bothers me though) and I guess that even though he's constantly around people and trying to help out there's a loneliness there as well so I guess that's where that came from?

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Hammock Flavored Drinks Family

 

 pυт тнαт тнιɴɢ вαcĸ wнere ιт cαмe ғroм or ѕo нelp мe

 

 Gucci Gang: Ishamel•Ishmeal•Ishmale•FishmealAhab

 

Don’t hug me, I’m scared. 

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catdragon13873

TOFFEE NO *shoves her out of thread* NO FROZEN FOR YOU YOUR FEELINGS NEVER BOTHERED ME ANYWAY

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Christian

J/P/B/B/P/P/F/L/A

 

Beauty and brains? I'll take both, please.

 

I'm obsessed with shipping please help.

 

#threadnecromancy

 #Fade

#Ishfee

#HammockFlavoredDrinkFamily

#FluffehReturns

#UnBanFafnir

#rememberSally

9/11/17

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ravenfairy134

hey ishmael where's ishamel and ishmeal? if this is your homethread it's theirs too y'know

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apolaka Mayari Hana

we have officially reached no-font status

don't call us a gang we ain't no gang we are people

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hydrahoneydew9

(Ishmael your parody of "Michael in the bathroom was beautiful)

 

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OCean !

- - - - - -

she's:

-haunted by knee bruise goblins

-NR's forum sis

-probably playing Miitopia

-herself

-your evil fandom reference queen

- - - - -

#Saveisaac2k18

Ri Phe Jak Wisp Aki Cody Is Isa Max Ed

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dragonwolf1595

Yes the Pequod but I'm a little concerned as to where Queequeg is

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Edge oNight

~Edge~

 

~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~

 

"Even broken in spirit as he is, no one feels more deeply than he does the beauties of nature." ~Frankenstein

 

 

Billions of blue blistering barnacles

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crowsoul50

We don’t talk about Queequeg

 

As for Ishamel and Ishmeal, they went ugly sweater shopping a couple days ago and haven’t been back since. 

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Hammock Flavored Drinks Family

 

 pυт тнαт тнιɴɢ вαcĸ wнere ιт cαмe ғroм or ѕo нelp мe

 

 Gucci Gang: Ishamel•Ishmeal•Ishmale•FishmealAhab

 

Don’t hug me, I’m scared. 

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iceclaws188

Feral, elderly knitting club women probably attacked them. -A serious nod comes from Renegade's gang.-

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Call meh Ren, Renegade, or Renny

I'm Marry Popins yall! ~Yondu

PUNCH IT CHEWIE

#Hunt-the-Squeegees

#Fizzegade~Rizzy

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warriorcat609

*Knocks on door of thread* Jade! *knock knock knock knock* Do you wanna build a snow man? Cmon, let's go and play! I never see you anymore because you keep pushing me away! It's getting pretty lonely and very cold..*shivers* Can you just let me back inside? Before I turn into ice.....and guess what?

 

 

YOUR OPINION NEVER BOTHERED ME ANYWAY! *hair flips and busts down door*

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 ()*: TØffee : *()

                     The Neko Princes

 

MY SHIPS: #Ishfee #Stale  

 

 "Stay positivkids"   "Optimism is my superpower!

 

Anime Lover | | Gamer | | Roleplayer | | Writer | | Shipper 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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crowsoul50

Hammock flavored snowman

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Hammock Flavored Drinks Family

 

 pυт тнαт тнιɴɢ вαcĸ wнere ιт cαмe ғroм or ѕo нelp мe

 

 Gucci Gang: Ishamel•Ishmeal•Ishmale•FishmealAhab

 

Don’t hug me, I’m scared. 

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crowsoul50

So I just learned that when you get electrocuted, it’s not the force of the shock that throws you back, but all your muscles spasming at once. 

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Hammock Flavored Drinks Family

 

 pυт тнαт тнιɴɢ вαcĸ wнere ιт cαмe ғroм or ѕo нelp мe

 

 Gucci Gang: Ishamel•Ishmeal•Ishmale•FishmealAhab

 

Don’t hug me, I’m scared. 

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catdragon13873

So... you're saying we're strong enough to throw ourselves across a room?

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Jade-

Christian

J/P/B/B/P/P/F/L/A

 

Beauty and brains? I'll take both, please.

 

I'm obsessed with shipping please help.

 

#threadnecromancy

 #Fade

#Ishfee

#HammockFlavoredDrinkFamily

#FluffehReturns

#UnBanFafnir

#rememberSally

9/11/17

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crowsoul50

Yes

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Hammock Flavored Drinks Family

 

 pυт тнαт тнιɴɢ вαcĸ wнere ιт cαмe ғroм or ѕo нelp мe

 

 Gucci Gang: Ishamel•Ishmeal•Ishmale•FishmealAhab

 

Don’t hug me, I’m scared. 

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crowsoul50

I have a really vague rp idea but I’m horrendous at organizing things

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Hammock Flavored Drinks Family

 

 pυт тнαт тнιɴɢ вαcĸ wнere ιт cαмe ғroм or ѕo нelp мe

 

 Gucci Gang: Ishamel•Ishmeal•Ishmale•FishmealAhab

 

Don’t hug me, I’m scared. 

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crowsoul50

THE SNOW IS STICKING TO THE GROUND

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Hammock Flavored Drinks Family

 

 pυт тнαт тнιɴɢ вαcĸ wнere ιт cαмe ғroм or ѕo нelp мe

 

 Gucci Gang: Ishamel•Ishmeal•Ishmale•FishmealAhab

 

Don’t hug me, I’m scared. 

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livelyfire22

Rest In Peace Queequeg

 

let it go

let it go

Can’t hold it back anymore!

let it go

let it go

turn away and slam the door! 

 

 

*grabs HAMMOCK-FLAVOURED-DRINK* being electrocuted could be fun. If you did it in style, meaning you did it in a room full of hippopotamuses and potatoes. 

 

*ponders this extravagant idea in the corner* hmmm *inches toward the plug* does anyone have a spoon?

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    Sally

 

HAMMOCFLAVORED DRINK FAMILY

 

I have loved you all for years, and I will never stop.

My friends, my family, I will never forget you all. 

Goodbye.

 

#fluffeh

#rememberthelost

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catdragon13873

NO FROZEN OR ELECTROCUTION FOR YOU *slaps all the cutlery out of the solar system*

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Christian

J/P/B/B/P/P/F/L/A

 

Beauty and brains? I'll take both, please.

 

I'm obsessed with shipping please help.

 

#threadnecromancy

 #Fade

#Ishfee

#HammockFlavoredDrinkFamily

#FluffehReturns

#UnBanFafnir

#rememberSally

9/11/17

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crowsoul50

*throws Sally a spoon* electrocute yourself on another thread, though. I don’t want to be accountable. 

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Hammock Flavored Drinks Family

 

 pυт тнαт тнιɴɢ вαcĸ wнere ιт cαмe ғroм or ѕo нelp мe

 

 Gucci Gang: Ishamel•Ishmeal•Ishmale•FishmealAhab

 

Don’t hug me, I’m scared. 

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crowsoul50

How do you make the towel hat things

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Hammock Flavored Drinks Family

 

 pυт тнαт тнιɴɢ вαcĸ wнere ιт cαмe ғroм or ѕo нelp мe

 

 Gucci Gang: Ishamel•Ishmeal•Ishmale•FishmealAhab

 

Don’t hug me, I’m scared. 

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iceclaws188

You take a shower/get your hair wet. You flip ya hair like dis- -Flips hair in slow-mo.- You put the one end of the towel on the nape of your neck and to the bottom of your hair. You twist on towel and your hair together. You take the twist and secure it to the rubber band attached to the end of the towel that is at your neck. You wear it on your head until it is like the leaning tower of pisa and gives you neck cramps. :)

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Call meh Ren, Renegade, or Renny

I'm Marry Popins yall! ~Yondu

PUNCH IT CHEWIE

#Hunt-the-Squeegees

#Fizzegade~Rizzy

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crowsoul50

Wait what you put your hair in it? 0_0

Isn’t that painful?

 

I thought it was just something girls did for the heck of it

I can’t

 

what

 

 

 

whAt

 

 

my life is a lie

 

 

Ishmael.exe has stopped working

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Hammock Flavored Drinks Family

 

 pυт тнαт тнιɴɢ вαcĸ wнere ιт cαмe ғroм or ѕo нelp мe

 

 Gucci Gang: Ishamel•Ishmeal•Ishmale•FishmealAhab

 

Don’t hug me, I’m scared. 

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crowsoul50

I want to do something with this now. Like animate it or something...

 

"The Plagues" from Prince of Egypt made me think of a Hawkfrost AU where he succeeds in killing Firestar and Brambleclaw succeeds him. However, instead of joining forces with Hawkfrost, who quickly puts RiverClan under his control and becomes Hawkstar, Bramblestar triggers another TigerClan/LionClan alliance to form. StarClan quickly pulls support in favor of LionClan, forcing the Dark Forest to show their hand and support TigerClan. The two afterlives compete with one another, sending "signs" (poisoned prey, greencough plague, etc.) to the Clan cats, causing mass chaos. A lot of TigerClan cats want to leave the superclan but the defectors are threatened with death and publicly executed. This spurs Bramblestar/LionClan to shift its focus into getting as many defectors as possible ("let my people go") before they get killed  and/or coming battle inevitably ensues. Hawkstar refuses Bramblestar's demands, which causes them to meet in combat over the defectors. 

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 pυт тнαт тнιɴɢ вαcĸ wнere ιт cαмe ғroм or ѕo нelp мe

 

 Gucci Gang: Ishamel•Ishmeal•Ishmale•FishmealAhab

 

Don’t hug me, I’m scared. 

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crowsoul50

Why do I love villains so much

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 ℂall me Ishmael.

Hammock Flavored Drinks Family

 

 pυт тнαт тнιɴɢ вαcĸ wнere ιт cαмe ғroм or ѕo нelp мe

 

 Gucci Gang: Ishamel•Ishmeal•Ishmale•FishmealAhab

 

Don’t hug me, I’m scared. 

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butterflycat1708

-jazz hands for some unknown reason-

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BIXBITE✧

  

(ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ *:・゚✧*:・゚✧*:・

 

 

Fanfic: /309707 (WoF) and /309708 (SAMB)

 

"Hi, girl!"

 

Goddess of Neko People, harmony, and gems!

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crowsoul50

*classical rock hands for the same unknown reason*

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 ℂall me Ishmael.

Hammock Flavored Drinks Family

 

 pυт тнαт тнιɴɢ вαcĸ wнere ιт cαмe ғroм or ѕo нelp мe

 

 Gucci Gang: Ishamel•Ishmeal•Ishmale•FishmealAhab

 

Don’t hug me, I’m scared. 

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catdragon13873

Yes I would definitely watch that AU

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Christian

J/P/B/B/P/P/F/L/A

 

Beauty and brains? I'll take both, please.

 

I'm obsessed with shipping please help.

 

#threadnecromancy

 #Fade

#Ishfee

#HammockFlavoredDrinkFamily

#FluffehReturns

#UnBanFafnir

#rememberSally

9/11/17

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butterflycat1708

can you please post another chapter in Cringestar's Jouney please? it's getting very very very interesting!!!!!!!

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BIXBITE✧

  

(ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ *:・゚✧*:・゚✧*:・

 

 

Fanfic: /309707 (WoF) and /309708 (SAMB)

 

"Hi, girl!"

 

Goddess of Neko People, harmony, and gems!

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crowsoul50

I wrote a chapter in the wee hours of the morning a couple days ago. I don’t think it went through and now I have to remember what I wrote, because it was the base point of everything that will ever happen and I’m taking it way too seriously 

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 pυт тнαт тнιɴɢ вαcĸ wнere ιт cαмe ғroм or ѕo нelp мe

 

 Gucci Gang: Ishamel•Ishmeal•Ishmale•FishmealAhab

 

Don’t hug me, I’m scared. 

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crowsoul50

I’m still reeling from the towel hat enlightenment 

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Hammock Flavored Drinks Family

 

 pυт тнαт тнιɴɢ вαcĸ wнere ιт cαмe ғroм or ѕo нelp мe

 

 Gucci Gang: Ishamel•Ishmeal•Ishmale•FishmealAhab

 

Don’t hug me, I’m scared. 

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crowsoul50

Anxiety is hearing the fight music but never actually seeing the boss

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 pυт тнαт тнιɴɢ вαcĸ wнere ιт cαмe ғroм or ѕo нelp мe

 

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Don’t hug me, I’m scared. 

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iceclaws188

So true. Also, Ishmael, the towel hats were supposed to be for drying hair for women. Or you can use as a fancy turban.

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Call meh Ren, Renegade, or Renny

I'm Marry Popins yall! ~Yondu

PUNCH IT CHEWIE

#Hunt-the-Squeegees

#Fizzegade~Rizzy

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crowsoul50

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 ℂall me Ishmael.

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 pυт тнαт тнιɴɢ вαcĸ wнere ιт cαмe ғroм or ѕo нelp мe

 

 Gucci Gang: Ishamel•Ishmeal•Ishmale•FishmealAhab

 

Don’t hug me, I’m scared. 

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lynxlynx3024

same

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The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves and wiser people so full of doubts

-Bertrand russell

#RememberOurLost 

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@Nebite

 

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