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crowsoul50

Sounds like a BuzzFeed article 

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 ℂall me Ishmael. 

Short Insomniac

pυт тнαт тнιɴɢ вαcĸ wнere ιт cαмe ғroм or ѕo нelp мe

 <I•I•F•I•A>

Put your head up, for you are a lion.Don’t forget that, and neither will the sheep.

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catdragon13873

A magician was performing at a Mexican restaurant. His big finale was a disappearing act. He counted, "Uno, Dos", and disappeared. 

 

He left without a tres.

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Jade-

Christian 

Twin= Topaz

J/P/B/B/P/P/F/L/A/TN

 

"Where's the little demon?" 

 

"Toffee you're a walnut."

 

I'm obsessed with music please help.

 

#threadnecromancy

 #Fade

#Ishfee

#HFDFamily

#IshmaelIsARoleModel

#FafnirReturns

#rememberSally

9/11/17

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crowsoul50

Did I mention that this would be highly inaccurate just like a BuzzFeed article

 

Jade: a golden retriever 

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 ℂall me Ishmael. 

Short Insomniac

pυт тнαт тнιɴɢ вαcĸ wнere ιт cαмe ғroм or ѕo нelp мe

 <I•I•F•I•A>

Put your head up, for you are a lion.Don’t forget that, and neither will the sheep.

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magicdragon1569

Back in Old England, two gentlemen were walking down the street when one stumbled over a mop bucket that had been left out.

“My dear friend,” exclaimed the other, “I lament your death exceedingly.”

“My death?!”

“Why, yes—you have just kicked the bucket.”

“Not so,” rejoined the first. “I have only turned a little pail.”

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The world is but a canvas to our imaginations

~&=Verde=&~

Spicy Calamari Inkantation

I am:

A true fighter

Agent 4

Splatoon 2 Lover

A Tom-Boy

Science Girl

~~~~~~~~~

"Stay Fresh!"-Squid Sisters/Splatoon

Home-Thread @: /310654

SAMBer since: Mar 22, 2017

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warriorcat609

I'm walking down to the pet store with my little sister and we ADORABLE kittens and puppies.

 

Me: "Awwwww! The kitties are so cute!" I beamed happily and squished my face against the glass. 

 

Eliza: "Nah, puppies are better and better fur everything.

 

Me: "Well, kitties are more Pur-fect." 

 

Eliza: "Well, kitties are more of a paw-ful."

 

Me: "Hmmmph."

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 ()*: TØffee : *()

             The Neko Princes

 

 "Yeah, but I'm a walnut with passion." 

 

 "Believinis mmagic!" "Happinesithcure!" 

 

Anime Lover | | Gamer | | Roleplayer | | Writer | | Shipper 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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tricksterangel48

I am hungary, I text furiously. A second later I get the reply: Maybe you should czech the fridge.

 

I’m russian to the kitchen, I reply, but that’s a lie. I’m still sitting on the couch. After a couple of seconds, though, I get up and walk to the kitchen.

The reply is slightly late, but I don’t care. Is there any turkey?? They ask.

I open the fridge and look. Ugh. We have some, but it’s covered in a layer of greece, I text.

Ew, there is norway you can eat that, is the response. I sigh and go to order a pizza.

 

 

i’m sorry this is horrible and also copied off the internet

that’s called plagiarism i think

isn’t it

anyway i’m a plagiarist now woo

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ceol

infp // libra // hufflepuff // bisexual

ill see you in the future when were older

  and we are full of stories to be told

() ~remember chester bennington~

gang: dan, danny, grey [formerly dan II], aleks

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butterflycat1708

Insect puns "bug" me.

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✧BIXBITE✧

  

(ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ *:・゚✧*:・゚✧*:・ 

 

Fanfic: /309707 (WoF) and /309708 (SAMB)

 

 

MAKOTO/MIKAN fusion

 

Cause I'm a liar, liar...

 

I need to chill (cause it's summer here)

 

Rain leads to rainbowz :3

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happyhopeful24

7 is a murderer. 7 8 9 and killed Phillip. 

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Happeh®

here&queer

and love is love is love is love is love is love is love is love cannot be killed or swept aside

love/life/death doesn't discriminate

words only get through if theyre sharp

depression isn't edgy

normalness leads to sadness

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bookdragon296

I used to work at a Calendar factory, until they fired me. All I did was take a day off!

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Ayita Mirima Historia   Daughter of Iris   "Don't worry Ruby, I'm combat ready" Penny Polendina (RWBY)  

Ever is best twin   Running out of siggy ideas   *pokes your nose* boop

 Tempa

#Bumbleby