I am hungary, I text furiously. A second later I get the reply: Maybe you should czech the fridge.
I’m russian to the kitchen, I reply, but that’s a lie. I’m still sitting on the couch. After a couple of seconds, though, I get up and walk to the kitchen.
The reply is slightly late, but I don’t care. Is there any turkey?? They ask.
I open the fridge and look. Ugh. We have some, but it’s covered in a layer of greece, I text.
Ew, there is norway you can eat that, is the response. I sigh and go to order a pizza.
i’m sorry this is horrible and also copied off the internet
that’s called plagiarism i think
anyway i’m a plagiarist now woo