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(c) 2017 Samurai

 

Characters:

Hak-saeng (meaning "student")

Kyosanim (meaning "teacher")

Assistant Instructor Mark

Sabomnim (meaning "instructor/master")

 

Taekwondo terminology:

kihap - "spirited yell". As you can likely infer from the given definition, it refers to the yell, which demonstrates spirit, confidence, and power.

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Note: This isn't a serious portrayal of a taekwondo class. I made this just for fun. XD

 

Chapter One: Blargh

Hak-saeng: Wonder what we're doing in class today. -walks toward school- -enters-

Kyosanim: -bows- Hello.

Hak-saeng: -returns bow- Hello, sir! :D

Sabomnim: AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY HOW ARE YA

Mark: =_=

Sabomnim: READY FOR CLASS

Hak-saeng: YES SIR

Sabomnim: GOOD TO HEAR ALL RIGHT LET'S GO


(They are in the dojang.)

Hak-saeng: Uhhh . . . sir, am I the only student here?

Sabomnim: Looks like it. Class is always fun when you're the only student there. Not difficult at all. Totally. Not.

-silence- 

-The Imperial March starts to play as Sabomnim slowly turns his head to look at Hak-saeng with an evil grin on his face-

Hak-saeng: Oh no. On second thought I think I'll take class next-

Sabomnim: Don't worry, Hak-saeng. We'll start off nice and easy.

Hak-saeng: Oh thank you sir-

Sabomnim: TWO HUNDRED PUSH-UPS

Hak-saeng: NOOO

Sabomnim: What was that? Two hundred isn't good enough? All right, then. THREE HUNDRED IT IS. 

Hak-saeng: +_+

Sabomnim: After that it only gets easier and more fun! :D NOW DO YOUR EXERCISES, SON >8(

Mark: Sir-

Sabomnim: AYYYYYY! IT’S MAH MAN, MARK! WHY DON'T YOU JUMP IN TOO, BUDDY? :D

Mark: What

Sabomnim: DO YOUR EXERCISES, BOTH OF YOU BOYS. I WANT TO SEE SOME BLACK BELT ATTITUDE HERE, AND I AIN'T SEEING IT

Mark: Sir-

Sabomnim: KIHAP ON EVERY TENTH PUSH-UP

Mark: :/ -reaches ten push-ups- DEATH

Sabomnim: NO SON KIHAP KIHAP

Mark: :/ -reaches twentieth push-up- MISERY

Sabomnim: KIHAP -yells loudly- *KIHAP* LIKE THAT, SON

Mark: :/ -reaches thirtieth push-up- BLARGH

Sabomnim: . . . that wasn’t a kihap.

Mark: It was a blargh. BLARGH. BLARGH I SAY

Sabomnim: I didn’t ask for a blargh. I asked for a kihap, son!

Mark: :/ -reaches fortieth push-up- KIHAP

Sabomnim: YES, THAT’S IT! KEEP IT UP! :D

Hak-saeng: -finally reaches tenth push-up- -an exhausted, faint “BLARGH” is heard-

Sabomnim: -facepalm- My son why do you say “Blargh”

Hak-saeng: Blargh

 

 

 

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AWESOMELY FUNNY xD

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Let the storm rage on!!!

 

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. . . I was almost done with Chapter Two and then I accidentally closed the tab . . .

 

XD It'll be up tomorrow, hopefully, or maybe later this evening.

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HUGO/AYLINA/NEBUR/NEVA/AZER/ROBOT15

The whole problem

with the world is that fools and fanatics

are always so certain of themselves

and wiser people so full of doubts

-Bertrand russell

# RememberTheLost 

#Ishmael's forum brother

@Nebite

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@Bixbite and Nebur

Thanks! Glad you guys enjoyed it! :)

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HUGO/AYLINA/NEBUR/NEVA/AZER/ROBOT15

The whole problem

with the world is that fools and fanatics

are always so certain of themselves

and wiser people so full of doubts

-Bertrand russell

# RememberTheLost 

#Ishmael's forum brother

@Nebite

homethread /313731

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tsunamininja5

All right, here's Chapter Two! :D

 

Chapter Two: o_o

Sabomnim: ARE YOU FINISHED WITH THEM EXERCISES YET, SON? >8(

Hak-saeng: -gasp- I’m . . . at . . . -gasp- . . . eleven . . .

Sabomnim: . . . in twenty minutes, you’ve only done eleven push-ups?

Hak-saeng: Yes . . . sir . . .

Sabomnim: . . . but you’ve been holding push-up position for twenty minutes. Son, are you aware that’s a TWENTY-MINUTE PLANK?!

Hak-saeng: Really . . . sir . . . ?

Sabomnim: YES AND I AM PROUD OF YOU MY SON WOULD YOU JUST LOOK AT THAT BLACK BELT ATTITUDE KYOSANIM HE’S NOT GIVING UP I LIKE IT I LIKE IT

Kyosanim: NOICE NOICE

Mark: -not doing anything-

Sabomnim: MARK YOU SHOULD BE MORE LIKE HAK-SAENG LOOK AT ALL THE EFFORT HE’S GIVING TODAY

Mark: . . . he’s done only eleven push-ups in twenty minutes.

Sabomnim: HAK-SAENG I AM PROUD OF YOU MY SON

Mark: Sir, can we start sparring now?

Sabomnim: WAIT UNTIL HAK-SAENG FINISHES HIS EXERCISES AND THEN YES

Mark: . . . sir, we’ll all be old men by then.

Sabomnim: HAVE FAITH, MARK. BELIEVEEEEEEEEEEEE

Mark: Suuuure

Hak-saeng: Twelve . . .

Sabomnim: KEEP UP THE GREAT WORK! Mark, since you are doubting Hak-saeng, run 100 laps.

Mark: Wanna bet I finish before he’s even gotten to thirteen?

Hak-saeng: Thirteen . . .

Sabomnim: Sure. You lose. Drop down and give me five hundred, then run your laps, son

Mark: -sigh- Yes, sir. -begins the five hundred push-ups-

Kyosanim: o_o

Sabomnim: BEND YOUR ELBOWS MORE, SON. KIHAP ON EVERY TENTH PUSH-UP, AND DON’T YOU SAY “BLEH” THIS TIME

Mark: It’s BLARGH, sir.

Sabomnim: >8(

Mark: -reaches ten push-ups- KIHAP

Sabomnim: YES, THANK YOU, I AM PROUD OF YOU TOO

Mark: -reaches twenty push-ups- BLARGH

Sabomnim: -facepalm-

 

 

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@Nebur

Yep!

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This is awesome, post more when you have the time!

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-Joy

The world is quiet here.

 

 

im dead, dont mind me. i just pop in from time to time, or try to commit to the SAMB and end up failing and leaving for a few months before trying again. currently semi-active

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I- I'M DYING OF LAUGHTER O_O BLERGH XD

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@Joy

All right, I will! Thanks!

 

@Bixbite

BLARGH INDEED XD

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Oh. My. Pudding. This is hilarious!

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NR or Queen Bagel

let's see ya do the mustard dab! 

 

Ocean’s Forum Sis

  

LeoCarForAnnieDrNeroSeaIndiCaul

❖ Puppy Killed Me ❖

 

All will be remembered. 

 

We’re all made of broken glass, Darkness seeping through our cracks... ~Hyper

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[When the Stars Fall vs TKD Lesson]

Looks like I'm in the class!

Cause I know what is feeling like to be in classes in Korea. 

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새시작!

 

Empire of Forest/Nanowrimo

 

 

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Can you tell how to spell hak-saeng in Korean?

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Empire of Forest/Nanowrimo

 

 

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Chapter Three is here!

 

Introducing a new character: Pike! (Yes, I named him after a fish. o_o)

 

Also, it says © 2017 Samurai at the beginning, but I’m not the copyright holder of “Voldemort” or “The Imperial March” or anything else from pop culture that may . . . pop up. THAT PUN, THOUGH Just the story/plot and the characters, and the wording (unless it’s a quote from something else).

 

Chapter Three: Sabomnim and Kyosanim Plot to Take Over the World I Mean Plan the Sparring Matches

(Hak-saeng has finally finished the two hundred push-ups. Mark has done five hundred and run one hundred laps, finishing before Hak-saeng.)

Sabomnim: I’M PROUD OF YOU BOYS

Mark: Yay. :/

Hak-saeng: -gasp- Thank you . . . sir . . . -gasp-

Sabomnim: BECAUSE BOTH OF YOU DID SO WELL

Mark: Can I go home now

Sabomnim: NO, SON . . . WE’RE GONNA START SPARRING BOTH OF YOU GET YOUR SPARRING GEAR

Hak-saeng: -gasp- Yes, sir . . . -gasp-

Mark: Very well, Voldemort.

Sabomnim: -raises an eyebrow-

Mark: I mean, yes, sir. -bows and leaves dojang to get sparring gear-

Sabomnim: Kyosanim.

Kyosanim: Yes, Sabomnim?

Sabomnim: That young man just called me Voldemort.

Kyosanim: o_o

Sabomnim: Voldemort, you say? WELL . . . -evil grin- Sparring’s gonna be SO MUCH FUN TODAY.

Kyosanim: o_o

Sabomnim: You get your sparring gear too, son. We’re gonna do a two-on-one match against Mark.

Kyosanim: But sir-

Sabomnim: Ayyy, kid’s going for his third dan soon (third degree black belt), gotta challenge him a bit.

Kyosanim: What about Hak-saeng?

Sabomnim: I have just the opponent for him. -goes to the edge of the mat- PIKE, MY SON

Pike: -looks up from book- YES SIR

Sabomnim: Whatcha reading about?

Pike: A lost civilization. Sir . . . do you know what they used as their war cry?

Sabomnim: Do tell

Pike: This odd sound, this very odd sound. “Blargh”

Sabomnim: . . . “bleh”?

Pike: No, it’s “blargh”.

Sabomnim: o_o

-silence-

Sabomnim: . . . get your sparring gear, we need you.

Pike: Yes, sir!

Sabomnim: And be quick about it. Good Lord, they’re taking forever . . . -looks over shoulder- YOU BOYS ABOUT DONE PUTTING ON YOUR SPARRING GEAR

Hak-saeng: Uhhh . . . sir, I’m stuck in my chest guard. -enters dojang again, flailing his arms- -his chest guard is stuck on his head, but his arms are through the arm holes- HELP -runs into wall- OOF

Sabomnim: . . . -sigh- I’m coming. -walks toward Hak-saeng-

Mark: (from hallway) I LOST ONE OF MY INSTEPS (your instep is part of your foot, if you didn’t know)

Sabomnim: Sorry, Mark, haven’t seen a detached foot lying around . . .

Mark: No, I mean one of my instep protectors!

Sabomnim: Well, find it.

Mark: =_=

Sabomnim: -undoes the insane knot in Hak-saeng’s chest guard ties- How did you manage to get this stuck on your head?

Hak-saeng: Well, I forgot to untie it before I put it on . . .

Sabomnim: Why would anyone tie their chest guard like this? o_o

Mark: IF I WAS AN INSTEP PROTECTOR, WHERE WOULD I HIDE

Sabomnim: . . . although you do have more sense then someone else I know.

Mark: HMMMMM

Sabomnim: And hey, the one good thing about tying it like this is, well, guess you won’t have any problems with it continuously coming undone.

Mark: MAYBE IT’S BEHIND THIS PLANT

Hak-saeng: Yeah, I certainly haven’t. XD

Mark: MAYBE IT IS THE PLANT

Sabomnim: Mark are you okay

Mark: WIZARDS. WIZARDS ARE AMONG US. THEY HAVE TURNED MY INSTEP PROTECTOR INTO A PLANT. AAAAAAAAAAH

Sabomnim: . . . I’m taking sugar out of your diet, son

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@Leopard

Sorry, I don't know how to write it using Korean characters. :( Still trying to learn hangul.

 

@NR

Glad you like it! 

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XD getting even funnier xD xD

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*agrees with ship mate*

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HUGO/AYLINA/NEBUR/NEVA/AZER/ROBOT15

The whole problem

with the world is that fools and fanatics

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and wiser people so full of doubts

-Bertrand russell

# RememberTheLost 

#Ishmael's forum brother

@Nebite

homethread /313731

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XD

 

This

 

This is the best thing I've read today

 

XD

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Goddess of frost, leopards and darkness

Female

IceWing

Demigod daughter of Hades

Slytherin

Turteril

Solangelo

"STOP SMILING ALREADY THE WORLD IS HORRIBLE GO AWAY." ~Peril

"Always." ~Severus Snape

Remember Vertigo

Remember Haunt
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@Snowfox

XD

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@Samurai

XD XD XD

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Snowfox

Goddess of frost, leopards and darkness

Female

IceWing

Demigod daughter of Hades

Slytherin

Turteril

Solangelo

"STOP SMILING ALREADY THE WORLD IS HORRIBLE GO AWAY." ~Peril

"Always." ~Severus Snape

Remember Vertigo

Remember Haunt
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leopard, it's 학생

 

samurai, cool story, ask me if you need korean stuff

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why

tell

you

my

name

when

you'll

just

forget

again?

 

every thought is a battle 

every breath is a war

and i don't think

i'm winning anymore

 

" i ' m   f i n e "

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@Arirang

Thanks!

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@More Korean stuff please!  I think we're only Koreans in SAMB.

Jacob, Arirang, Samuri 

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This is so beautiful SAMURAI I LOVE IT but where the heck is that instep protector 

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 ocean 

your evil fandom reference queen

haunted by knee bruise goblins | nr's mb-sis

|probably playing miitopia | drowning in ships|

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(thanks eris)

#Saveisaac2k18

#wafflesarefriends

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My reaction:

 

*reads first chapter* *laughs*

*reads second chapter* "BA-HA-HA"

*reads third chapter* *falls out of chair* Sister: O_O "Are you okay?" Me: *lies on floor laughing*

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Constellation

 

My personal motto: "You hold greater power than you'll ever know."

 

I'm that bookworm in the corner...

 

Reach for the stars.
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¢αтѕн❖¢к 

 

 

        I'll see you in the future...

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Bumperino 

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 ocean 

your evil fandom reference queen

haunted by knee bruise goblins | nr's mb-sis

|probably playing miitopia | drowning in ships|

≋≋≋≋≋≋≋≋≋≋≋≋≋≋

(thanks eris)

#Saveisaac2k18

#wafflesarefriends

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...I forgot about this. o_o

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