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Hak-saeng (meaning "student")
Kyosanim (meaning "teacher")
Assistant Instructor Mark
Sabomnim (meaning "instructor/master")
kihap - "spirited yell". As you can likely infer from the given definition, it refers to the yell, which demonstrates spirit, confidence, and power.
Note: This isn't a serious portrayal of a taekwondo class. I made this just for fun. XD
Chapter One: Blargh
Hak-saeng: Wonder what we're doing in class today. -walks toward school- -enters-
Kyosanim: -bows- Hello.
Hak-saeng: -returns bow- Hello, sir! :D
Sabomnim: AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY HOW ARE YA
Sabomnim: READY FOR CLASS
Hak-saeng: YES SIR
Sabomnim: GOOD TO HEAR ALL RIGHT LET'S GO
(They are in the dojang.)
Hak-saeng: Uhhh . . . sir, am I the only student here?
Sabomnim: Looks like it. Class is always fun when you're the only student there. Not difficult at all. Totally. Not.
-The Imperial March starts to play as Sabomnim slowly turns his head to look at Hak-saeng with an evil grin on his face-
Hak-saeng: Oh no. On second thought I think I'll take class next-
Sabomnim: Don't worry, Hak-saeng. We'll start off nice and easy.
Hak-saeng: Oh thank you sir-
Sabomnim: TWO HUNDRED PUSH-UPS
Sabomnim: What was that? Two hundred isn't good enough? All right, then. THREE HUNDRED IT IS.
Sabomnim: After that it only gets easier and more fun! :D NOW DO YOUR EXERCISES, SON >8(
Sabomnim: AYYYYYY! IT’S MAH MAN, MARK! WHY DON'T YOU JUMP IN TOO, BUDDY? :D
Sabomnim: DO YOUR EXERCISES, BOTH OF YOU BOYS. I WANT TO SEE SOME BLACK BELT ATTITUDE HERE, AND I AIN'T SEEING IT
Sabomnim: KIHAP ON EVERY TENTH PUSH-UP
Mark: :/ -reaches ten push-ups- DEATH
Sabomnim: NO SON KIHAP KIHAP
Mark: :/ -reaches twentieth push-up- MISERY
Sabomnim: KIHAP -yells loudly- *KIHAP* LIKE THAT, SON
Mark: :/ -reaches thirtieth push-up- BLARGH
Sabomnim: . . . that wasn’t a kihap.
Mark: It was a blargh. BLARGH. BLARGH I SAY
Sabomnim: I didn’t ask for a blargh. I asked for a kihap, son!
Mark: :/ -reaches fortieth push-up- KIHAP
Sabomnim: YES, THAT’S IT! KEEP IT UP! :D
Hak-saeng: -finally reaches tenth push-up- -an exhausted, faint “BLARGH” is heard-
Sabomnim: -facepalm- My son why do you say “Blargh”
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Now that we know just who we are
Now that we've finally come this far
I'm ready for one more battle scar
'Cause this is still worth fighting for
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