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crowsoul50

*Nyemael is wearing a party hat and 2018 glasses with a noise maker in each hand. A lot of noisemakers are floating around him, also...making noise. Confetti is absolutely everywhere. *

H A P P Y

N E W 

Y E A R !

L E T ‘ S

H O P E

I T ‘ S

N O T

A

D U M P S T E R

F I R E !

That’s... kind of inspiring actually. 

*someone apparently wasn’t celebrating enough. A pair of 2018 glasses is embedded in the back of someone’s head who’s laying on the ground*

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Ishmael

[witty title for myself]

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[more titles/hashtags]

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butterflycandy273

*wanders in* oh wow

 

Happy New Year to you too!

 

"Nyemael"? Like... Bill Nye?

 

confetti

 

Let's be real, almost every year turns out to be a dumpster fire.

 

guys i think that's just some weird alternate version of elfmael

 

*gasp*

 

Just to be sure, *whispers* don't say the "e" word and the "P" word together...

 

I think I speak for everyone when I say I feel awkward.

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Knock knock, who's there?

It's me,

Candy

 

joined jan. 5, 2016|she/her|1057☆

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summer's december--story @/322422

 

And I said "No." You know, like a liar.

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ravenfairy134

*brings a bottle of sparkling grape juice because barely anyone here is not a minor*

*pours a cup out and toasts*

let us all hope that 2018 is not a dumpster fire.

who wants?

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we have officially reached no-font status

don't call us a gang we ain't no gang we are people

 

status: what are we doing

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wolfbird1019

Yes, #Don'tLet2018BeADumpsterFire.

 

That's a great hashtag.

 

CONFETTI

 

NOISE MAKERS

 

I'll take sparkling grape juice.

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hydrahoneydew9

*Kazoo noises* toot toot woo

 

now don't say the E word and the P word, kids

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(thanks eris)

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catdragon13873

Oh... Nyemael... New Years Eve... I thought it was Bill Nye.... I am sadly mistaken. 

 

*runs to the guy who wasn't celebrating enough* did Nyemael do it again? 

 

Yeah i think so 

 

WOO 2018 NO DUMPSTER FIRE *is swinging from a chandelier* PINEAPPLE GET ME DOWN 

 

No.

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JADE SQUIDSHIPPER

 fish slap queentwin=topaz

im obsessed with music please help

toffee youre a walnut

FADE SQUID SISTERS

Remember Catshock

24 hour bass boosted oof 

#BabyCarrotAddiction

Opal I will not 

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celebration

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"Now that I'm awake & and I can't turn back I know space is fake and the Earth is flat" -Amber Plaster, Earth Not a Globe

"I sailed right home to tell everyone- The Earth is so flat!" -Smith 

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c e l e b r a t i o n

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 ocean 

your evil fandom reference queen

haunted by knee bruise goblins | nr's mb-sis

|probably playing miitopia | drowning in ships|

≋≋≋≋≋≋≋≋≋≋≋≋≋≋

(thanks eris)

(gang at: (pending))

#wafflesarefriends

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extremeninja32

celebrate!!!!

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Really Likes Waffles, If you couldn't tell.

                     Oh yeah waffles

                       Waffles yum

That is my waffle give it to me so I can eat it.

 

           #savethesamb.

 

 

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iceclaws188

I hope everybody ate their black-eyed peas or swallowed their grapes or ate their pork or stuff like that. Those make a lucky New Year. 

 

Proof why it works- I didn't eat any of these last year, and 2017 happened.

 

I already twisted my ankle, so did my grandmother, so did my cousin. ???????  This year doesn't look so good. 

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dogdragon1303

I'm just waiting for the second Tintin and I swear if they don't start making a second one by the end of the year someone's gonna get hurt.

 

Also Happy New Year.

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Embyr

 

Proud Christian!

 

Send a fully armed battalion

 

Acting the goat

 

I'd rather stand with God, and be judged by the world, than stand with the world, and be judged by God.

 

Proud member of Mrs. Wolfe's Haven (RP)!

 

//hiss hiss Slytherin//

 

 

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magicdragon1569

Happy New Year!

 

Elf practice.... oops I said it.......

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VERDE WHAT HAVE YOU DONE

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JADE SQUIDSHIPPER

 fish slap queentwin=topaz

im obsessed with music please help

toffee youre a walnut

FADE SQUID SISTERS

Remember Catshock

24 hour bass boosted oof 

#BabyCarrotAddiction

Opal I will not 

Kidge 

Forum Fifer

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crowsoul50

* appears from the void then starts screaming and pulling out candy canes from nowhere, his 2018 shirt morphing into an ugly Christmas sweater*

P E O P L E

S T I L L

H A V E

C H R I S T M A S

D E C O R A T I O N S

U P !

G O

T O

E L F

P R A C T I C E

O R 

Y O U ‘ L L

G E T . . .

 

U H 

 

H I T 

B Y 

A

C A C T U S!

 

*a bunch of cacti with noise makers and sharpened candy canes embedded within them appear. Nye/Elfmael picks one up and hurls it at Verde and other SAMBers*

OKAY NO LONGER INSPIRING *moves to tackle Nye/Elfmael and ends up getting hit in the face by a cactus* 

A for effort, I guess. *grabs a tranq gun and starts loading it with darts* At this rate he’s going to become immune to this stuff. 

 

*pulls Ishmael out of the way by his arms with an irritated expression and starts trying to pull cactus needles and peppermint out of his face*

 

Hey! Maybe we could... actually, I got nothin’. *starts throwing ice balls at the cacti to try and make them explode* 

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Ishmael

[witty title for myself]

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[more titles/hashtags]

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coindragon103

NOT AGIAN!!!!! *Jumps into a very very very deep pool wearing scuba gear* NOPE.

*spits venom at the cactus* Not letting you keep that.

*actually uses his fire for once and tries to make a ring of fire around Nye/Elfmael and fails*

Starmaker! Try it with this! *Spits venom around Nye/Elfmael*

Ok! *Breathes fire on the venom outline and it works but only for ten seconds* Aw, come on!

Here's my plan B. *throws a ton of strawberries in a path towards Nye/Elfmael and a huge pile right in front of her*

OMG!!!!!!! *Goes towards Nye/Elfmael eating the strawberries and tumbles with Nye/Elfmael* Grr! *Pinns Nye/Elfmael to the ground but then gets thrown into the pool* Dang it.

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Sometimes I like being alone,

But I prefer to be with my friends.

I look for the good in the evil,

And I look for the light in the darkness.

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butterflycat1708

2018!!!!

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ow,ow,ow,ow,ow,ow,ow,ow,ow...

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(YOLO)

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amazingdawn82

NUUU DON'T HURT THE CACTUS *huggles cactus*

 

*facepalm*

 

:D *huggles Elfmael* I like elf practice.

 

NEVAEH! *dodges cactus* YOU'RE CRAZY!

 

You used her real name?

 

Yes. I like the ship though. Does Elfflake- *dodges candy canes* -sound good, or should I call the ship Elfaeh?

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butterflycandy273

I can't believe I'm saying this, but I'll have to side with Nyemael/Elfmael on this, the Christmas tree is still up in my house mainly because my parents haven't yet found the time to do it, they probably will tomorrow because I'm going back to school after that

 

 

Huh?

Really, Candy? If you say something like that again, we'll push you into that box over there, whether you fit or not.

i probably won't, just to let you know

exactly

Fishmeal is insane.

Everyone in this world is insane, Gem.

 

...

 

*starts whacking a cactus and throwing stuff out of its cactus hands*

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Knock knock, who's there?

It's me,

Candy

 

joined jan. 5, 2016|she/her|1057☆

do you have a flashlight?

perpetually confused|in way too many fandoms|internally screaming

summer's december--story @/322422

 

And I said "No." You know, like a liar.

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amazingdawn82

*tackles ari* NOOO DON'T HURT THE CACTUS WHAT DID IT EVER DO TO YOU? 

 

*intense facepalm*

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