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ravenfairy134

so

y'know how two truths and a lie works right?

if you don't, find out first

i don't have time to explain

the twist is, the two truths are ridiculous stories

and the lie is an equally ridiculous story

so you have to figure out which one didn't happen

 

i'll go first

 

-i once ate some dog food bc i thought it was cereal

-once my sister caught me facedown and on the wrong side of the bed in the morning and her first instinct was to take a picture

-once i went kayaking with my grandparents and we capsized five minutes after getting on

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don't call us a gang we ain't no gang we are people

 

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warriorcat609

The last one is a lie!

 

Mk, my turn.

 

-I've auditioned for americas got talent.

 

- I have a fear of the grinch.

 

- I have met Stan Lee in person before.

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greenstorm25

@Toffee the second one

 

1. I once bedazzled a tree branch, named it Emily, and put it on display in my room, where it still resides.

 

2. I've cut my chin on a bowling ball before.

 

3. I once fell out of a McDonald's playplace.

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(Call me Waffle)

Proud Mormon/Queen of Studio C/Pegasister/Whovian    

 

There's only one first impression

Take hold of your circumstance

Look forward and tell yourself

That you believe in second chances

 

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butterflycandy273

The first one

 

1. I have a cat named Smokey, and he's really fat.

 

2. I have a paper skeleton taped on my wall from fourth grade.

 

3. I once twisted my ankle when I jumped out of an inflatable pool.

 

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Knock knock, who's there?

It's me,

Candy

 

joined jan. 5, 2016|she/her|1026☆

do you have a flashlight?

perpetually confused|in way too many fandoms|internally screaming

summer's december--story @/322422

 

And I said "No." You know, like a liar.

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crowsoul50

@Candy the third one

 

- I’ve been on the news before

 

-I have attempted to break numerous world records

 

- I’m related to a movie producer/actor

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catdragon13873

The first one 

 

I’ve been in the local newspaper 

 

I hate ketchup to the point of almost fearing it 

 

I tried playing The Walking Dead video game... never again... *shudders*

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JADE SQUIDSHIPPER

 fish slap queentwin=topaz

im obsessed with music please help

toffee youre a walnut

FADE SQUID SISTERS

Remember Catshock

24 hour bass boosted oof 

#BabyCarrotAddiction

Opal I will not 

Kidge 

Forum Fifer

Not sure, 2?

 

Jenna

 

1. I love apples.

2. I love dogs.

3. I have been to a concert.

 

Chad

 

1. I hate oranges.

2. I love cats.

3. I love to exercise.

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Jenna & Chad! (and Daisy)

 

Swish, Dodge, Rush, Meadow, Wave, Pebble, Star, Moon

 

#unbanshatter

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ravenfairy134

okok jen and chad go back up a bit remember what i said about ridiculous experiences? liking cats and hating oranges is not exactly the same as capsizing after five minutes

 

yes the last one was false, we capsized after fifteen minutes

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moonlightmystery143

//scans my brain for weird stories i havent shared in discord//

 

1. i accidentally told a short friend of mine that he must be lost and gave him directions to the elementary school in complete seriousness

2. ive made an idiot of myself on live tv

3. i was served wine at a fancy restaurant because i looked old enough and my parents let me keep it

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☾ ERIS 

WRITING MOM CAT DEALER

 -my forehead is bigger than my will to live-

 

   our hopes and expectations

   black holes and revelations

 

we're a city of orphans

                      who had nowhere to go

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catdragon13873

3

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JADE SQUIDSHIPPER

 fish slap queentwin=topaz

im obsessed with music please help

toffee youre a walnut

FADE SQUID SISTERS

Remember Catshock

24 hour bass boosted oof 

#BabyCarrotAddiction

Opal I will not 

Kidge 

Forum Fifer

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whitewolf9078

The second one.

 

1. I performed at the pride parade

2. I dropped my sketchbook (from 6 stories high) into the pool below

3. I told my friend that if you go out to the beach and see random lights, they are aliens that want to steal you underwear

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 Kødah

 

question: *What is Heart? *

anwser: *Your’s is filled with Rage*

 

 

Maybe is a stupid word.

Maybe they loved you

Maybe they miss you

Maybe we should sit around and ponder about the word maybe

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lynxlynx3024

2 I guess

1: i ran into random gardens with my best friends at primary school

2:I still got stuffed animals

3: I bought all books of SAMB

 

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The whole problem

with the world is that fools and fanatics

are always so certain of themselves

and wiser people so full of doubts

-Bertrand russell

#RememberTheLost 

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@Nebite

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number three

 

y'all are missing the point

 

 

1.  I opened in an umbrella in class, slipped and fell on my face and then caught my hair in the umbrella

 

2. My dad once was on the news

 

3. Our sixth grade math teacher played a video of "Move It" from Madagascar because we were going over the distributive property

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Aphrodite

Acacia-Rose

━May 28, 2016━

sure you're scared

i've been there,

i can set you free

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the first one?

 

1. I kidnapped the neighborhood cat and put him in my house (temporarily)

 

2. I made poop out of wax and gave it for my friend's birthday

 

3. When my foster cat left, I hallucinated that my vacuum was a cat and tried to play with it

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It don't matter what my name is

 

I don't got one, I'm not famous, no

 

         

Idk, Dragon, 3?

 

1. I once told my best friend that I ate mulch (but I didn't eat it).

2. When I was 1, I taught the newspaper was attacking my dad when he opened it because of the noise.

3. When I was five and visited the zoo, I took a monkey home with me.

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"Loyalty is what matters, and that exists now, not in the past."

-Firestar

Sandstorm, Bramblestar, Millie, Meilin, Dan, Ian, Madison, Sammy, Fiske, Evan & Jake, Riq & Dak, Random Dog

 

Thought not taught

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Lilly aka Lil or LyLy

"Loyalty is what matters, and that exists now, not in the past."

-Firestar

Sandstorm, Bramblestar, Millie, Meilin, Dan, Ian, Madison, Sammy, Fiske, Evan & Jake, Riq & Dak, Random Dog

 

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ravenfairy134

the last one

 

1: i found nemo

2: once my sister and i threw clothes at each other for ten minutes

3: when i was like 5 i wanted to be wolverine for a birthday party but i didn't know wolverine was a boy

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lynxlynx3024

1?

@Aphrodite that is correct

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HUGO/AYLINA/NEBUR/NEVA/AZER/ROBOT15

The whole problem

with the world is that fools and fanatics

are always so certain of themselves

and wiser people so full of doubts

-Bertrand russell

#RememberTheLost 

#Ishmael's forum brother

@Nebite

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1. One time during PE in elementary school, a kid tripped over me and bit my head.

2. I have known what i wanted to be when i grew up since i could talk.

3. I came in second place in a planking   competition at my elementary school. I won a ten dollar gift card.

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Sunshine

or

Sakari

 

Queen of color, rabbits, and much more

Pink fluffeh unicorns dancing on rainbows!!

#NERD

#GEEK

Jesus loves you!!

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moonlightmystery143

@jade that ones false, or at least not entirely true, i just mentioned that (at the time) i was thirteen and they took it away but had i not said anything my parents probably wouldnt have either

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☾ ERIS 

WRITING MOM CAT DEALER

 -my forehead is bigger than my will to live-

 

   our hopes and expectations

   black holes and revelations

 

we're a city of orphans

                      who had nowhere to go

@Lily Yep, but I actually did think my vaccum was a cat, just I didn't try to play with it

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It don't matter what my name is

 

I don't got one, I'm not famous, no

 

         

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amazingdawn82

Sunshine: 2?

 

1. I jumped into the deep end of a pool when I didn't know how to swim.

2. I've cut my head open twice.

3. I shrugged it off when my cat died.

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✬ Constellation ✬

Your friendly neighborhood starlight princess!

Gang @/306546

"Well, for your information,

THE NAME'S CONSTELLATION."

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Nope, is yours two?

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Sunshine

or

Sakari

 

Queen of color, rabbits, and much more

Pink fluffeh unicorns dancing on rainbows!!

#NERD

#GEEK

Jesus loves you!!

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lynxlynx3024

@sunshine is yours 1?

@constellation I hope it is 2 (I cut my head once you still can see the scar of the stitches)

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HUGO/AYLINA/NEBUR/NEVA/AZER/ROBOT15

The whole problem

with the world is that fools and fanatics

are always so certain of themselves

and wiser people so full of doubts

-Bertrand russell

#RememberTheLost 

#Ishmael's forum brother

@Nebite

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windprincess8

no one above me so??

 

i was suspended for trying to cut during lunch

i tried to vacuum my little brother

i read a full color illustrated book about "conception" when i was four and no one stopped me

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why

tell

you

my

name

when

you'll

just

forget

again?

 

every thought is a battle 

every breath is a war

and i don't think

i'm winning anymore

 

" i ' m   f i n e "

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lynxlynx3024

1?

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HUGO/AYLINA/NEBUR/NEVA/AZER/ROBOT15

The whole problem

with the world is that fools and fanatics

are always so certain of themselves

and wiser people so full of doubts

-Bertrand russell

#RememberTheLost 

#Ishmael's forum brother

@Nebite

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amazingdawn82

Sunshine, Nebur: Nope!

Ari: 2?

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✬ Constellation ✬

Your friendly neighborhood starlight princess!

Gang @/306546

"Well, for your information,

THE NAME'S CONSTELLATION."

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lynxlynx3024

did it hurt cutting you head open? do you have scars?

3?

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HUGO/AYLINA/NEBUR/NEVA/AZER/ROBOT15

The whole problem

with the world is that fools and fanatics

are always so certain of themselves

and wiser people so full of doubts

-Bertrand russell

#RememberTheLost 

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@Nebite

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windprincess8

well the answer was 1 but more of a half truth

 

it was during science not lunch

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why

tell

you

my

name

when

you'll

just

forget

again?

 

every thought is a battle 

every breath is a war

and i don't think

i'm winning anymore

 

" i ' m   f i n e "

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crowsoul50

1. I’ve had to be resuscitated before

 

2. My neighbor threatened to call the police because I asked to pet his dog too much

 

3. I had a log thrown at my head 

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lynxlynx3024

1

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The whole problem

with the world is that fools and fanatics

are always so certain of themselves

and wiser people so full of doubts

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@Nebite

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wolfdragon37424

2, Ish?

 

 

1. My family sort-of had 13 cats at one point.

2. I got stitches when I was five because some kid at Menchies jinxed me and I fell on the sidewalk.

3. I wrestled with three of my friends at once and won.

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¢αтѕн❖¢к 

 

 

        I'll see you in the future...

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tornadowave90

@Catshock- 2?

 

1. I once almost fell off a cliff because a butterfly was chasing me.

2. I have a scar on my leg from the one and only time I tried tackle football.

3. I accidentally killed a mouse by stepping on it.

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~Tornado~

~Rey~Poet~Valence~

 

I'm a Star Wars Geek Jedi.

 

(Clarinetist in the Corner)

 

Talk less.... Smile more!

 

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jadecloudburst113

@Tornado, 1

 

1. I once ate a key

2. I cried for a day when one of my dogs died

3. I foster puppies

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Petal or Leaf

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crowsoul50

it was 1

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lynxlynx3024

tornado 3?

Leaf 1?

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The whole problem

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tornadowave90

@Petal- Actually, no. It was three.

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~Tornado~

~Rey~Poet~Valence~

 

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lynxlynx3024

I got it correct. Tornado how did you get a scar did you had some glass on the ground?

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The whole problem

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tornadowave90

I was pushed into the stub of an old bush. XD It took weeks to pull out all the wood and thorns.

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~Rey~Poet~Valence~

 

I'm a Star Wars Geek Jedi.

 

(Clarinetist in the Corner)

 

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butterflycat1708

Hmm, let's try this:

 

1. I've eaten an ant, and liked how it tasted!

2. I got my face smeared with ink and told my only male friends it was my war paint. (not boyfriend, but male friend ok)

3. I've scribbled with fuchsia on my walls. With copic ink, which is unerasable.

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