Oh, no. What horrible, depression-y thing has happened while I was gone?
This seems to happen a lot, Happeh. Just breathe, and explain.
People will leave the SAMB, just like people die. It's a natural course, and it's hard to stop. People leave the SAMB for many reasons, like being banned, or not liking it, or tramatic real life experiences. Those people are brave.
Many of us find it hard to leave the SAMB. So for every person leaving, there are three people staying, and three people arriving, who will eventually, if goaded enough, become SAMB oldies, people for you to talk and cringe with.
Happeh, if you are this convinced that everyone's gone, maybe you should really reach out to some of the people like us.
We have stories too.
Mods please let this post, sigh.