Setting: Science classroom.

Classmate 1, quiet but deadly. Strange subject to study: Hey you.

Classmate 2, loud but very very VERY not deadly. Also a strange subject to study: Yeah?

1: Your mom loves you. *Sneakly rolls packet of paper into a roll.* 

2: What can I say? I'm a lovable- *gets hit by newspaper*. 

Me, in my head: This is the behavior in the wild. Animals will hunt each other in the jungle, and use tricky tactics like the one you just saw. Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk. 

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          VERONA ☾ 

             veronan divinity

 

                                              the Mandela Boys ♛

     ♛ soon became 

                           Mandela Men 

  

        

 

 

    made with love, in italia 

today i saw a man crouch down to pet a fire hydrant 

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Ayce/all you can eat

 

im perpetually tired so ayyyyyy 

Please run far, far away, Ayce. 

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          VERONA ☾ 

             veronan divinity

 

                                              the Mandela Boys ♛

     ♛ soon became 

                           Mandela Men 

  

        

 

 

    made with love, in italia