The title says it all. This is a show/skit with ninja characters. They're not very serious, and fool around a lot. AND PLEASE NO COPYING! ME AND SAMURAI DID THIS!
Tadashi: This. Is. Boring.
Yuki-san: What? Ordering a pizza?
Yoshiko: Um. What's pizza?
Hattori: PIZZA IS FOOD I LIKE IT.
Tadashi: AHHHH HOW DARE YOU DISGRACE THE KOGA CLAN YOU HAVE DISHONORED US YOU MUST COMMIT SEPPUKU!
Yuki-san: That's a samurai thing.
Yoshiko: So this....PIZZA you speak of....WHEN IS IT GOING TO GET HERE I'M HUNGRY
Tadashi: THAT'S YOUR PROBLEM, NOT MINE.
Yoshiko: You're paying for it.
Tadashi: WHAT?! *glares at Yuki-san* HOW DARE YOU GIVE ME THE BILL????
Mikki: Guys, be quiet, you're not being very ninja-like right now.
Tadashi: Oh. I forgot about the stealth thing.
Mikki: Wait. What's a doorbell? And since when do we have one? This is like 1563.
Hattori: Pizza hasn't been invented yet. *cries*
Yoshiko: THEN HOW DO YOU KNOW YOU LIKE IT????
Hattori: I'm guessing.
Tadashi: Wait. If pizza hasn't been invented yet, then we didn't order one. And that means....drumroll, please.....
Mikki: *hits Tadashi on the head with a frying pan multiple times*
Tadashi: Not what I meant, but okay.... Anyway, that means I DON'T HAVE TO PAY THE BILL!
Yoshiko: Mikki, where did you get a frying pan???? They aren't invented yet!
Mikki: Oh. Oops. *chucks frying pan*
-frying pan hits random samurai warrior on the head-
Mikki: What a shame he was wearing a helmet.
Hattori: I WANT FLUFFEH PIZZA!
Tadashi: How do you know the word Fluffeh? It hasn't been invented yet!
Yuki-san: MEH SWORD IS FLUFFEH!!!
Tadashi: *shakes head* This clan needs a new sensei.
Random samurai warrior: MEH FLUFFEH KATANA
Mikki: *shoves off cliff*
To be continued, by either moi or Samurai.....
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"The broken dreams of the souls of the lost faded into empty shadows . . . and so did I."