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The title says it all. This is a show/skit with ninja characters. They're not very serious, and fool around a lot. AND PLEASE NO COPYING! ME AND SAMURAI DID THIS!

 

Tadashi: This. Is. Boring.

Yuki-san: What? Ordering a pizza?

Yoshiko: Um. What's pizza?

Yuki-san: *facepalm*

Hattori: PIZZA IS FOOD I LIKE IT.

Tadashi: AHHHH HOW DARE YOU DISGRACE THE KOGA CLAN YOU HAVE DISHONORED US YOU MUST COMMIT SEPPUKU!

Yuki-san: That's a samurai thing.

Tadashi: Oh.

Yoshiko: So this....PIZZA you speak of....WHEN IS IT GOING TO GET HERE I'M HUNGRY

Tadashi: THAT'S YOUR PROBLEM, NOT MINE.

Yoshiko: You're paying for it.

Tadashi: WHAT?! *glares at Yuki-san* HOW DARE YOU GIVE ME THE BILL????

Mikki: Guys, be quiet, you're not being very ninja-like right now.

Tadashi: Oh. I forgot about the stealth thing.

Yuki-san: *facepalm*

-doorbell rings-

Mikki: Wait. What's a doorbell? And since when do we have one? This is like 1563.

Hattori: Pizza hasn't been invented yet. *cries*

Yoshiko: THEN HOW DO YOU KNOW YOU LIKE IT????

Hattori: I'm guessing.

Yoshiko: *facepalm*

Tadashi: Wait. If pizza hasn't been invented yet, then we didn't order one. And that means....drumroll, please.....

Mikki: *hits Tadashi on the head with a frying pan multiple times*

Tadashi: Not what I meant, but okay.... Anyway, that means I DON'T HAVE TO PAY THE BILL!

Yoshiko: Mikki, where did you get a frying pan???? They aren't invented yet!

Mikki: Oh. Oops. *chucks frying pan*

-frying pan hits random samurai warrior on the head-

Mikki: What a shame he was wearing a helmet.

Hattori: I WANT FLUFFEH PIZZA!

Tadashi: How do you know the word Fluffeh? It hasn't been invented yet!

Hattori: Oh.

Tadashi: *facepalm*

Yuki-san: MEH SWORD IS FLUFFEH!!!

Tadashi: *shakes head* This clan needs a new sensei.

Random samurai warrior: MEH FLUFFEH KATANA

Mikki: *shoves off cliff*

All: *facepalm*

 

 

To be continued, by either moi or Samurai.....

 

 

 

 

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"The broken dreams of the souls of the lost faded into empty shadows . . . and so did I."

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tigerdragon2802

LOL 

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tigerdragon2802

Yoshiko: *eats chips*

Yuki-san: CHIPS HAVEN'T BEEN INVENTED YET!

Yoshiko: Oops. *throws bag of chips at Random Samurai Warrior*

Random Samurai Warrior: MY NAME ISN'T RANDOM SAMURAI WARRIOR IT'S-

Tadashi: *shoves Random Samurai Warrior into a cage full of fluffeh unicorns*

Mikki: Nice going. *throws cherry pie at Tadashi's face*

Yuki-san: PIE HASN'T BEEN INVENTED YET, EITHER!

Mikki: Too bad.

Yuki-san: *facepalm*

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dragonwolf614

Actually, Pizza has been here for years. It used to be flat bread with cheese on it, coked.

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tigerdragon2802

Not in Medieval Japan. But yeah, pizza has been around for years.

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tsunamininja5

Mikki: BUMP

Yuki-san: THAT HASN'T BEEN INVENTED YET AND WHAT'S A POST????

Mikki: *facepalm*

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stormbreeze48

LOL... maybe they can become inventors and invent fluffeh and doorbells. XD 

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