* In the courtyard of Greenhaven everyone is crying because of the wedding taking place*
Preist: Do you olvan take Coffeena the 100th to be your *facepalm* wife
Priest: does anyone object?
*everyone's hand goes up including Gerathon, Kovo, Ninani, Tellun and Halawir also the four Fallen*
*Olvan's moose raises a hoove*
Keeper: Olvan this is just Crazy!
Kovo; for once I agree with the pathetic Girl
Ninani and Keeper: HEY!
Ninani: Kovo what flowers would you like at your funeral?
Kovo: Your gonna fight me?
Keeper: I am, right now if you want
Keith: Keeper your in High heals and a dress
Kovo: okay lets go
*Keeper pulls dagger out of dress*
Halawir: you keep a dagger in your dresses?
Rollan: Connor she's scaring me
Connor: Me too
Shane: Me three
Keeper: of course I always have a weapon in case someone attacks me*eyes Drina*
Drina: What did I do?
Kovo: are we gonna do this or not Sweetheart
Tarik: Oh No!
Keith: Keeper you can't fight him in that outfit
Keeper: watch me
*five minutes later, Kovo is curled up in a ball*
Kovo: I want my Mommy, MOMMY!
Gerathon: You don't have a mommy
Keith*terrified*: Uh Keeper you know I didn't ... uh I thought you...
Keeper: Keith it's fine
Olvan: can we get back to the wedding?
Olvan: Get on with it
Priest: does anyone object to this marriege*Olvan glares at crowd, Keeper puts her hand up*
Olvan: Keeper! your suppose to be Coffeena's Maid of Honor *Keith puts his hand up*
Olvan: Keith your one of my groom's men!
Keith: I'm more afraid of the Keeper
Every other male Greencloak and Conqueror*including Shane, Gar and Zerif, Halawir, Kovo and tellun*: So Am I
Olvan: Just continue with the Wedding!
Priest: I now pronounce you very Very VERY Crazy Man and Coffee
Everyone: WAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH! WHY?
Keeper: Why Keith Why?
Keith: *Puts arms around Keeper* He'll snap out of it someday *keeper leans into Keith and lets him hold her*
Rollan, Connor, Tarik and Nico: *thumbs up*
Olvan is; and Crazy
Everyone else is:
Kovo is: Scared of the keeper
Coming soon: Keith's Diary
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