Angel Vs. Chores
Mom: Angel, your old enough to do chores now
Angel: (laugh) Yea right.
Mom: Unload the dishes by tonight.
Angel: 0_o dishes?
Angel: But those are filthy!
Mom: They're clean.
-One hour later-
Angel: (walks to dishwasher, opens it slowly) Eww! (Picks up fork and realizes its still dirty) THE HORROR! (Flings it across room)
Dad: (walks in) Do the dishes, girl.
Angel: WHAT DOES IT LOOK LIKE IM DOING!
Dad: Staring at the dishes.
Angel: Touche old man, Touche. -_-
-another hour later-
Angel: Mom! Im done!
Mom: (walks in) The washer is still almost full
Angel: I left them in there because they are still dirty.
Mom: No its not! (Picks up pot)
Angel: Is it mom? Is it? (Points out incredibly small spot on pot)
Mom: Thats just a stain.
Angel: MY POINT IS PROVEN! (Slams washer and walks out of kitchen like a boss)
-ANOTHER hour later-
Angel: (in head) i cant not do these dishes.... ( drops plate) MOM THE PLATE BROKE!
Mom: ANGEL BE CAREFUL! (Sweeps up glass)
Angel: It your fault for putting someone with zero experience in charge of breakable objects. (Shrugs)
Mom: JUST PUT THESE THINGS AWAY!
-One hour later-
Angel: Im done!
Mom: Huh, good job. :)
Angel: Thank you!
Mom: (opens plate cabinet) Why are the pots in here? (Opens pot cabinet) the pans are in here! HOW DID THE SPOONS GET ON TOP OF THE FRIDGE??!
Angel: (shrug) Not sure.
Mom: (opens oven) WHY IS THE DOG IN HERE??! (Pulls puppy out oven)
Angel: Stuff happened..
Mom: GAH! I WILL JUST DO THE DISHES!
Angel: (smiles) Okay! (Skips out of kitchen)
Yay! Hope you like.im putting a fake copy right on this so no one can take this idea.
Cause i can! MWHAHAHA
Alce: You worry me...
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