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                                                    Round 1:

                                             Angel Vs. Chores

 

 

Mom: Angel, your old enough to do chores now

Angel: (laugh) Yea right.

Mom: Unload the dishes by tonight.

Angel: 0_o dishes?

Mom: yeah

Angel: But those are filthy!

Mom: They're clean.

Angel: 0_o

 

-One hour later-

 

Angel: (walks to dishwasher, opens it slowly) Eww! (Picks up fork and realizes its still dirty) THE HORROR! (Flings it across room)

Dad: (walks in) Do the dishes, girl.

Angel: WHAT DOES IT LOOK LIKE IM DOING!

Dad: Staring at the dishes.

Angel: Touche old man, Touche. -_-

 

-another hour later-

 

Angel: Mom! Im done!

Mom: (walks in) The washer is still almost full

Angel: I left them in there because they are still dirty.

Mom: No its not! (Picks up pot)

Angel: Is it mom? Is it? (Points out incredibly small spot on pot)

Mom: Thats just a stain. 

Angel: MY POINT IS PROVEN! (Slams washer and walks out of kitchen like a boss)

 

-ANOTHER hour later-

 

Angel: (in head) i cant not do these dishes.... ( drops plate) MOM THE PLATE BROKE!

Mom: ANGEL BE CAREFUL! (Sweeps up glass)

Angel: It your fault for putting someone with zero experience in charge of breakable objects. (Shrugs)

Mom: JUST PUT THESE THINGS AWAY!

 

-One hour later-

 

Angel: Im done!

Mom: Huh, good job. :)

Angel: Thank you!

Mom: (opens plate cabinet) Why are the pots in here? (Opens pot cabinet) the pans are in here! HOW DID THE SPOONS GET ON TOP OF THE FRIDGE??!

Angel: (shrug) Not sure.

Mom: (opens oven) WHY IS THE DOG IN HERE??! (Pulls puppy out oven)

Angel: Stuff happened..

Mom: GAH! I WILL JUST DO THE DISHES!

Angel: (smiles) Okay! (Skips out of kitchen)

 

 

Angel:  1

Life: 0

 

Author Note:

 

Yay! Hope you like.im putting a fake copy right on this so no one can take this idea.

Alce: Why?

Cause i can! MWHAHAHA

Alce: You worry me...

:D 

 

Next skit will be soon.

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Twin: Rabit

Twin Cousins: Peg and Arrow, Ivory and Moon

Cousins: Tag, Ace

Bros: Cheese, Pizz C

 

Charrow&Tangel&NoxoryAreBeautiful<3

 

ANGEL YZARC

 

 

 

 

 

 

                                                   

 

 

 

 

 

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ivorydusk16

Haha XD More please! :D

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~Ivory~

If I got locked away 

And we lost it all today 

Tell me honestly, would you still love me the same? 

If I showed you my flaws 

If I couldn't be strong

Tell me honestly, would you still love me the same? 

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THAT. WAS. HILARIOUS!!!!!!

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Crystaileigha 

 

 

 

hi im back again (again) 

 

I've missed here. I've missed how I used to be known so well! But then stuff happened. But I'm back-ish now. Maybe things can go back to the way they used to be! 

 

Stay strong loves. 

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lighteagle100

heh. I hate doing the dishes too

 

 

you remind me of one of my RL friends...

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Nox

 

Common sense is a fantastic thing to have

 

 

"Sometimes I think,

what would people say of me,

when I'm only just a memory" ~Live Like That; Sidewalk Prophets

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LOL

 

 

 

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         Cheddar Cheese Puff

 

       * dives into cheese pit *

 

 

                        From the first generation of SAMB

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nightphoenix166

LOL More!

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my name is Night

or Dev

whichever

i left

i only come back when i think im needed

~bad punctuation is because of laziness~

 

alters:

Dev/Night

Iris

Aiyanna

Len

Lexi

Yuno

 

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fairyemerald31

XD If only I could do that...

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~Melanie~

 

"If nothing we do matters, then all that matters is what we do." ~Angel, "Epiphany"

 

#RespectInfinityRing

Remember Emerald

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angelblue266

This actually happened to.me in RL. Every word of this is true. 

 

Yes, i actually wasted five hours of my life with dishes. And yes, my dog was in my oven.

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Twin: Rabit

Twin Cousins: Peg and Arrow, Ivory and Moon

Cousins: Tag, Ace

Bros: Cheese, Pizz C

 

Charrow&Tangel&NoxoryAreBeautiful<3

 

ANGEL YZARC

 

 

 

 

 

 

                                                   

 

 

 

 

 

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O_O

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Crystaileigha 

 

 

 

hi im back again (again) 

 

I've missed here. I've missed how I used to be known so well! But then stuff happened. But I'm back-ish now. Maybe things can go back to the way they used to be! 

 

Stay strong loves. 

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lionblue1282

LOL! XD MORE! *  rolf*

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Lion  Emma Stretiks-Oceanprincess

Co Queen of Skits

Daughter of Poseidon

 Storm caller HufflepufBrowncoat

Greencloak Keeper

#SkitTrap #Keepeith

Chase Marine Captain America Ghost Dóchais Athena

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dragondragon7143

:)

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If you can be sad, you can be glad, and that's how I chose to be. - Winter D. P.

 

Queen of Winter and Coqueen of DRAGONS!

 

I HAVE RETURNED FROM THE NETHER EXISTENCE! Greetings. <(^_^<)

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lionblue1282

Why would you put your dog in the oven?! O__O

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Lion  Emma Stretiks-Oceanprincess

Co Queen of Skits

Daughter of Poseidon

 Storm caller HufflepufBrowncoat

Greencloak Keeper

#SkitTrap #Keepeith

Chase Marine Captain America Ghost Dóchais Athena

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Stuff happened....

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Twin: Rabit

Twin Cousins: Peg and Arrow, Ivory and Moon

Cousins: Tag, Ace

Bros: Cheese, Pizz C

 

Charrow&Tangel&NoxoryAreBeautiful<3

 

ANGEL YZARC

 

 

 

 

 

 

                                                   

 

 

 

 

 

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nightphoenix166

why?.... just why would you put your dog in the oven??????????????? 

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my name is Night

or Dev

whichever

i left

i only come back when i think im needed

~bad punctuation is because of laziness~

 

alters:

Dev/Night

Iris

Aiyanna

Len

Lexi

Yuno

 

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dragonphoenix1245

That was funny. :D

 

Though I'm worried for your dog now.... (come on guys, the dishes aren't that bad. I wash so many dishes by HAND since my parents are Chinese and don't believe in the dishwasher.)

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last check-in: march 2019

 

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lighteagle100

Yes!!!! Same Lyth!!!!!!! Except I'm Korean. 

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Nox

 

Common sense is a fantastic thing to have

 

 

"Sometimes I think,

what would people say of me,

when I'm only just a memory" ~Live Like That; Sidewalk Prophets

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Continued-

 

Angel: (reading book in living room)

 

Mom: ANGEL THE OVEN WAS ON!

 

Angel: 0_0

 

Yea.... so that happened...

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Twin: Rabit

Twin Cousins: Peg and Arrow, Ivory and Moon

Cousins: Tag, Ace

Bros: Cheese, Pizz C

 

Charrow&Tangel&NoxoryAreBeautiful<3

 

ANGEL YZARC

 

 

 

 

 

 

                                                   

 

 

 

 

 

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phoenixdragon407

...You didn't bake the puppy, right?

 

 

Celest:

Me- NOOO I MUST NOT USE THE DISH WASHER. IT WASTES WATER. OR FLUSH THE TOILET TOO MUCH. OR STARE AT THOSE GIGANTIC HOTEL FOUNTAINS BECAUSE THEY TAKE UP TOO MUCH ELECTRICITY. And so on.....

 

 

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        **:....:*'* *'*:.. ..:**

The Darkest Nights Produce The Brightest Stars

    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~§~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

                 Aryn Nightshade

            CoQueen of Dragons

                   Sword|Fire

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nightphoenix166

O.O Oops

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my name is Night

or Dev

whichever

i left

i only come back when i think im needed

~bad punctuation is because of laziness~

 

alters:

Dev/Night

Iris

Aiyanna

Len

Lexi

Yuno

 

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lionblue1282

O__O IS YOUR DOG OK?! What stuff happened?

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Lion  Emma Stretiks-Oceanprincess

Co Queen of Skits

Daughter of Poseidon

 Storm caller HufflepufBrowncoat

Greencloak Keeper

#SkitTrap #Keepeith

Chase Marine Captain America Ghost Dóchais Athena

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heroinerabbit4

I laughed so hard while reading this! XD

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That moment when you have no ideas for your signature....

Rabit

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dragonphoenix1245

Google '27 signs you're raised by Asian immigrant parents.'

 

One of them is: The dishwasher is used only as a drying rack.

 

 

#sotrue

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last check-in: march 2019

 

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dragoncat2118

I have to do the dishes... Puppy in the oven? My kitchen is so small I never forget where things go. There are like four cabinets with normal dishes and everywhere else is for really pretty things from Greece and stuff... But Life V.S. Angel is hillarious! *R.O.F.L.*

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catspirit/

alaska

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"that's rough, buddy."

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"you're my--"

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"HEY EVERYBODY, KEITH'S BACK!"

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imtrash

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welcomtpridmonth.

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pizzapie91

Angel what stuff happened that you put your dog in the oven?!?!

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Clockwork

There was a concept of "fluffeh." Suddenly I loved life for all it was worth.

This place was my refuge. It was where I came to laugh and cry. It was home.

I'll always remember this place as a room full of friends.

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eaglewind39

XD

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~Circe~

||INTJ|Ravenclaw|Scorpio||

*geek* *nerd* *otaku*

 

I can't help but be nostalgic, can't help but miss our times on here, but what can you do when you just can't stay? When all the magic is gone?

 

Too many ships, too little time.

 

Christian

 

Bi

 

 

   

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jadeangel406

LOL!I wash my dishes by hand and I am Indian.I am worried about your dog.

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My name is Michelle.

Huffleclaw

Ekatdrigal

I love to learn

I'm a nerd

I'm a bohemian flower child 

I love tech theater

Spread positive vibes!

I'm a socially awkward turtle

I am a Christian.

#PrayForPeace                                 

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angelfearless89

Ya why would you put your dog in the oven???????????

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I'M ROTTEN TO THE CORE                                                                                                  

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breezemagic7

Do More! Love this! I also feel bad for the dog!

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Faith

 

~Carpe Diem~

 

 

Queen of wolves and ravens

Owner of the Sparkwings

 

"If I don't show it, doesn't mean I don't feel it"

"Normal people have no idea how beautiful the darkness is..."

 

 

No longer active anymore, please remember me

 

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catamber1354

Ha HA HQ HQHQ QHQHQHQUHQH QQH  = I meant, hs no no no... I meant Ha HA HA HA HA HA HA AH HAH HJH Non no no no no no no no! I meant Ha HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA H HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA AHHHH AHWERJSDIJKHSZkjDSALKYEH That is what I meant. I'm kinda sypathentic for the dog though... Let's hope the oven wasn't on.

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Forget all this stuff that I usually put here. The forums are ending so no one cares what's supposed to be here.

 

But this is what I want you all to remember: Be kind. You will have everything in life if you are kind.

 

Love you all.

 

~Windsong <3

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dragonlizard570

THAT. WAS. WIERD/FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!

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CR∆ZY Sirjani Bloom Elementorial

Venom

KINGOF cr∆zy,ravens,blobs

PRINCEOF ice,wolves,phoenixes

ANIMALS RULE

I reject your reality, and substitute my own!Adam Savage

WRITER

Magician

ThreadGhost

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puppypenguin73

LOL that was soooooo funny 

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   say yay yay yay

 

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Lol, hilarious XD! Me too, Celest. There isn't even a dish washer in our house. I also collect the clothes and take them out (sometimes even folding) against my free will.

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*Sakura* or (*Moon) 

Life is like a cherry blossom tree

Shoot for the moon and if you miss you will still be among the stars 

Life is a piano; white keys are happy moments & black keys are sad moments. But remember together they create sweet music.

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If you want to know what stuff happened it involves:

 

Bribery,  my little brother, a bubble bath, peanut butter, fake swords, and black mail. 

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Twin: Rabit

Twin Cousins: Peg and Arrow, Ivory and Moon

Cousins: Tag, Ace

Bros: Cheese, Pizz C

 

Charrow&Tangel&NoxoryAreBeautiful<3

 

ANGEL YZARC

 

 

 

 

 

 

                                                   

 

 

 

 

 

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tornadowave90

Falls on floor laughing

 

 

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.

What the-

OK, I'm done!

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah!

Oh man.

 

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   INTJ

  Tornado's Inactivity? Band. Hotel? Trivago.

   NOTHING EVER LASTS FOREVER.

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That was not funny... *snort* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

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pinkpuppy1315

Angel: Im done!

Mom: Huh, good job. :)

Angel: Thank you!

Mom: (opens plate cabinet) Why are the pots in here? (Opens pot cabinet) the pans are in here! HOW DID THE SPOONS GET ON TOP OF THE FRIDGE??!

Angel: (shrug) Not sure.

Mom: (opens oven) WHY IS THE DOG IN HERE??! (Pulls puppy out oven)

Angel: Stuff happened..

Mom: GAH! I WILL JUST DO THE DISHES!

Angel: (smiles) Okay! (Skips out of kitchen)

 

XD

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~Puppy Traitare-Hamiltonia~

   (Demigirl ~ She/They)

Aka Spider Puppy, Dog Child, Yppup, Ghost Puppy, or Doggo

 

Gang:

Angelica Luise

Selena

Bliss!!!

Briggan

Mist

Violet

Flame

 

#IkilledNightRobin

SAMBer of the day: Aphrodite!

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Bump next episode:

 

Angel Vs. Book Haters

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Twin: Rabit

Twin Cousins: Peg and Arrow, Ivory and Moon

Cousins: Tag, Ace

Bros: Cheese, Pizz C

 

Charrow&Tangel&NoxoryAreBeautiful<3

 

ANGEL YZARC

 

 

 

 

 

 

                                                   

 

 

 

 

 

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lionblue1282

O__O

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Lion  Emma Stretiks-Oceanprincess

Co Queen of Skits

Daughter of Poseidon

 Storm caller HufflepufBrowncoat

Greencloak Keeper

#SkitTrap #Keepeith

Chase Marine Captain America Ghost Dóchais Athena

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pinkpuppy1315

And the poor doggy...O_O...

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~Puppy Traitare-Hamiltonia~

   (Demigirl ~ She/They)

Aka Spider Puppy, Dog Child, Yppup, Ghost Puppy, or Doggo

 

Gang:

Angelica Luise

Selena

Bliss!!!

Briggan

Mist

Violet

Flame

 

#IkilledNightRobin

SAMBer of the day: Aphrodite!

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tsunamininja5

XD

 

 

But the dog..... O_O

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- Lahash -

Also known as Samurai

Est. January 2014

 

Author of the Path of Legends series - coming 2020!

 

"Fear not in this Time of Chaos, this War of Darkness. For on the horizon, there shines a light, a light brighter than any before . . ."

 

 

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