Here's mine. I'm going to explain by skit.
Abeke: What's your name?
Keeper: I'm the Keeper.
Abeke: Your name.
Keeper: Just the Keeper.
Keeper: Two words. The. Keeper.
Abeke: You don't have a name? Or you just can't tell me?
Keeper: Give the girl a prize! *Pulls out sonic screwdriver* Oh wait, you can't have that. *Puts it away*
Keeper: I have lots of things I shouldn't. I say that way too often. Up there with I know lots of things I shouldn't and stuff happened. Pie.
Abeke: Were are you from?
Keeper: It doesn't exist.
Keeper: There was a war. You wouldn't know about it. It was just between my people and... you could describe them as giant metal saltshakers with plungers.
Keeper: And... they won. The few survivors who got to their TAR- ships- thought no one won. The pl- land- went up in flames. My people were gone. But a few Da- saltshakers- survived.
Abeke: Giant metal saltshakers? You speak of legands!
Keeper: Abeke, every word of those legends are true.
Abeke: ... *Laugs* No, really, were are you from?
Keeper: Far far away. Leave it at that.
Abeke: Why do you have purple eyes?
Keeper: I rege- I just do.
Abeke: Why do you cut your hair short?
Keeper: I don't. It just doesn't grow.
Abeke: Why is your hair black?
Keeper: Why is your hair black?
Pesonality/Anything else (Yes I put those in one thing. MUAHAHAHAHA):
Abeke: You're wierd.
Abeke: Do- *Is attacked by ten foot tall evil pink fluffeh bunny*
Keeper: *Attacks it with sonic carrot*
Keeper: *Walking away smiling*
Abeke: WHAT WAS THAT THING?!?!
Keeper: Pink fluffeh bunny.
Abeke: WAS IT ALIEN?!?!
Abeke: HOW CAN YOU BE SO CALM?!?!
Keeper: I've seen wierder. Done harder.
Abeke: WILL YOU ALWAYS HAVE DONE HARDER AND SEEN WIERDER?!?!
Keeper: I've seen the weirdest thing in the universe. Litterally.
Abeke: WAS IT GOING TO INVADE US?!?!
Keeper: What is it with humans and aliens invading?
Abeke: ... You speak as if you're not...
Keeper: Superstitious paranoid and trigger happy?
Keeper: And I'm sure you're proud that you are.
Keeper: Gotta go. See ya.
Abeke: Why? Were? How? When will you be back?
Keeper: Going half way across the universe to learn more stuff I shouldn't know in my ship. I'll be back same year as summer. *Goes into wardrobe*
Abeke: ... But wait a minute! Summer is every year!
Wardrobe: *Whoioshing noises* *Disappears*
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There was a concept of "fluffeh." Suddenly I loved life for all it was worth.
This place was my refuge. It was where I came to laugh and cry. It was home.
I'll always remember this place as a room full of friends.