Credit to Hydrabloodhound33, who inspired me. :)
Welcome back to "Nature At It's Best" Today we will be observing a rare specimen: the SAMBer. We found this subject chasing a fluffy pink unicorn around and we managed to to lure it closer using brownies with rainbow sprinkles. First you will have noticed the quick darting moment in our subject's eyes as it scans the site for information, RPs, game updates, and new games. They will continue this motion until they find an ideal prey, and they quickly pounce upon it, quickly clicking the tile to learn what they just snagged. They repeat this cycle, over and over again until they look up and realize that they have once again fallen prey to merciless time who has sped the world forward two hours. The SAMBer will regretfully drag themselfs away from the screen and continue with life, always thinking of and wishing to be back at the SAMB. They quickly lose resolve and abandon their homework lying on the floor unfinished and speed back to the MB to see if anyone has noticed their post. They will see nothing as it has only been 30 seconds and drag themselves away pitifully. This will continue until another of it's kind takes pity on them and posts a response. The race as a whole call their country SAMB, which is an abbreviation for Strange Anti-Violence Mini Bulgaria and call themselves as citizens "SAMBers". Fascinating. They have built their society around a book series they call "Spirit Animals" which explains the intriguing phenomenon of spirits in the Animal Kingdom. However they evolved more and started posting signatures, the "Hello My name is ___" of the SAMB world. They discovered other countries such as 39 Shoes (A very popular shopping site) and made alliances. Today the SAMB is ruled by what the SAMBers call "Admins" The admins are lead by King Keith to ensure peace and tranquility among all the citizens. Return next time for "Couting Rituals"
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