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Abeke: do I have to be here?
Rollan: Come on, cheer up! It's better than seal brains, right?
Abeke: Anything's better than those, besides your sense of humor.
Rollan: *wipes away a tear* you know I'm sensitive
Meilin: When it comes to your UNDYING love for me, right?
Conor: *chuckles* we know that's true
Rollan: *Whatever you say, Panda Girl.
Meilin: you did NOT just call me Panda Girl
Rollan: whatchu gonna do? Cuddle me to death?
Meilin: *jumps on him, breaking the table*
Coffena: NOOOO! *falls on floor, breaking*
Olvan: *bursts in* WHAT HAVE Y'ALL DONE WITH MY EIGHTEENTH WIFE!
Meilin: *gets up, stepping away* sorry for breaking your mug, moose man. The coffee has spoiled your brain.
Olvan: what do you mean? I'm perfectly sane! *cries nonstop, cuddling shards of china*
All: *steps away from Olvan, eyes wide*
Abeke: well, this turned out to be entertaining.
Conor: if only the others were here..
*door bursts open, revealing Shane, Lenori, Tarik, and Karmo*
Tarik: HEY GUYS!!!!!! *walks in, and trips on the table* OOF!
Conor: *runs to Tarik, picking him up* be careful! Olvan is grieving
Olvan: *sobs loudly, rolling on the ground holding Coffena's remains* you need to fix her! *sniffs*
Shane: *rolls eyes* fine, crazy old man. I thought the leader of the Greencloaks would at least be NORMAL.
Abeke: Well, we lost hope the second we saw him marry a cup of coffee.

-30 CUTS AND 500 PIECES OF TAPE LATER-

Conor: *sighs, sweating* we're finally done! *holds up deformed cup of coffee*
Olvan: YAY!!! *cuddles the cup, kissing it*
All: *covers their eyes, gagging*
Meilin: I've never been more disgusted.
Abeke: I have. By Shane.
Shane: hey! I'm not THAT bad.
Abeke: I would beg to differ, Devourer.
Shane: well, you will forgive me in the end like always!
Abeke: *growls, slapping his cheek* I wouldn't hold my breath
Conor: *gets in between the two* now now, children, violence isn't the answer! You have to talk it out.
Shane: *whines* she slapped me though
Conor: *throws a fluffeh rock at Shane* deal with it, sweetie.
Meilin: *rolls eyes* this is childish.
Tarik: what else can we do?
Olvan: PLAN ME AND COFFENA A DATE!
All: no thanks, I'm good
Olvan: do it, or no food for a week.
All: fine! You just won't die, will you?
Olvan: I never will, so get used to it.
Coffena: LiKe Me! I mIgHt Be BrOkEn BuT i WiLl StAy WiTh My OlVaN fOrEvEr!!1!!!11
Olvan: so get things planned! Toodles! I need coffee. *walks out with Coffena*


TO BE CONTINUED!!!

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This is really funny! Please continue this!

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-CURRENTLY INACTIVE-

 

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proper noun

 

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Thanks!! And I will write more today.

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*falls off chair laughing*

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she/her

she’s bi-eauty, she’s gray-ace

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I am so glad this stuff is back I used to read this for hours yaaaay!!!

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Thanks!! I wrote a new one

 

Meilin: so, how do we do this?
Conor: I don't know, but I'm not going to get pushed around work like this!
Abeke: me either.
Rollan: glad you have an opinion now, sheep boy
Conor: glad Essix finally noticed your existence, street rat
Abeke: *chuckles* boys always argue, don't they?
Meilin: I'm saying. But we don't have time. *kicks Rollan's shin, causing him to fall over* GET TO WORK!!!
Rollan: okay, okay!!! Thought Jhi would make you mopeaceful, but I was wrong. *gets up*
Abeke: *smirks, grabbing Meilin's arm* since you said that, you can deal with Olvan yourself. Me and Meilin are going to the spa. Get it done!! *walks out*
Conor: ugh, nice going. Who do we have to help?
*everyone else leaves, besides Shane*
Shane: I could help. I'm good with revenge, if that's what you want on Olvan and his mug.
Rollan: now you're talking! So, what's the plan?
Shane: *whispers at the two* I was thinking we could set up the date at a nice place, but put poison in Olvan's dish to make him puke. Then, we can take Coffena away forever!!!! *laughs evilly* MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Rollan: that's a great idea! Let's get started.
Conor: I was going to say we could put glue on Coffena, sticking her to a table, but alright.
Rollan: pshh, grow up! Glue is SO last year. Abduction is in right now!
Shane: I know, right? How lame can you get, Conor??
Conor: *growls* don't forget that I can summon Briggan on you.
Shane: and don't forget that I can summon my crocodile, which could bite your wolf in half
Conor: well tell your crusty lookin reptile that it is a-
Rollan: that's enough! We're in a scholastics book.
Shane: fine.
Conor: fine.

-ONE HOUR LATER-

Rollan: we are finally done! Our plan is complete!
Conor: *wipes away sweat* finally!
Shane: I wonder where the girls are, especially Abeke.
*Meilin and Abeke burst in, smiling*
Meilin: are you done? Olvan is about to come.
Conor: yes we are, no thanks to you!
Abeke: *smiles innocently* I would watch my mouth if I were you.
Conor: or what?
Abeke: OR *holds up book labeled "Conor's diary"* I will read this to everyone in Greenhaven.
Conor: *snatches at the book* give me that!
Abeke: no thanks! And it's nice to read how much you LOVE Me, Conor.
Conor: *cheeks turn red* that was supposed to be private
*Olvan bursts in, wearing a tux and holding Coffena, who is filled with black Niloan coffee and wearing a pink fluffeh dress*
Olvan: this is great! But hurry up. I like my coffee hot *winks at Coffena, who giggles like a 3rd grader*
All: this is disgusting.
Olvan: then leave already, you meddling children!
Abeke: *whispers* and Coffena will too if you don't stop yourself
Olvan: what did you say?
Abeke: *smiles* nothing! Have a good dinner!
*the rest walk out, leaving the two alone and go to the camera room, watching them*
Conor: I can't continue watching this. He needs a real wife, or maybe a friend.
Shane: I'm saying. Maybe this will help him be better.
*All watch intensively for 10 minutes, until Olvan storms out, covering his mouth*
Meilin: let's go! *runs to the room with Abeke, bursting in*
Abeke: *grabs Coffena, covering her top*
Coffena: MmMmMmM!! hElP mE!!1!!!!1
Abeke: this is for the best! Sorry guys, the plan has changed. *smashes Coffena on the floor, making her break AGAIN into a million pieces* Meilin: what are you doing!?!?
Abeke: trying to save Olvan. Now let's go!
Olvan: *walks in* NOT SO FAST! Where do you think you're going????
Meilin: *curses* oh my.
Olvan: *looks down to see Coffena* WHAT HAVE YOU CHILDREN DONE!?!? COFFENA IS DEAD!!!! *breaks into tears, falling on his face as china cuts him*
Abeke: okay, this was kind of worth it. Let's go!! *runs to camera room with Meilin*
Rollan: we are dead now, Abeke!
Abeke: I'm sorry! But he will marry again.
Shane: that's true. You did a great job, Abeke. *smiles*
Conor: *pushes Shane away* we get it, SHAME. Anyways, you should have listened to me. Glue wouldn't have gotten us into this.

-TO BE CONTINUED!!!-

 

 

 

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BRAVO!

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Call me Alpha

I love memes, Doge is best meme, very fuzz, much awesome, all doge.

 

 

 "If you win you live. if you lose you die. If you don't fight you can't win."-Eren Yaeger (Attack on Titan)

King of Air and the sky!

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@Alpha: thanks!!

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HEH HEH!

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*ROLFing* I... Need.. to... Breathe....

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Doggy~

Switch~

Puffin~ 

Turtle~

"Dude IDK I'm just a small sack of fandom potatos."

"CALM DOWN I ALMOST SPLIT MY POPCORN."

"Why am I a human and not yet a banana?"

"Can I just,,, Scream?"

"tHe aXiS pOwerS"

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Õ-õ this is the judgey face. I'm judging you for not making more

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Thanks for the support! I'm going to make more right now

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Conor's Diary, part 1

 

 

Abeke: *mops the kitchen floor* is this really necessary?
Olvan: *pouts* yes, it is. You murdered my fiancé!
Abeke: SHE IS A CUP OF COFFEE!
Olvan: SHE IS THE LOVE OF MY LIFE!
Abeke: you have lots of issues, old man.
Olvan: insulting me won't get you out of your punishment. Get to work!! *walks out*
Conor: y'all should've listened to me. Glue is HARMLESS
Rollan: *wipes the counter* and it is also boring. We would've gotten in trouble anyways, so why complain?
Conor: *rolls eyes* at least you don't have to be the one to clean up Olvan's TOILET! After all that coffee, it's a mudslide in there. *shudders*
Meilin: get to work then! *pushes Conor out* adios!
Abeke: Meilin, why aren't you working?
Meilin: because my job is to train a new Greencloak, and his name is Bryce. He is CUTE!! *giggles*
Rollan: *mumbles* last time I checked, he wasn't the one and only Rollan FALCONMASTER!!
Meilin: *pats Rollan's head* keep telling yourself that. But last time I checked, Essix controlled YOU. How does Essix STREETBOYMASTER sound?
Abeke: HAHA BURNED
Rollan: y'all are rude. I should've let you get eaten by sharks.
Meilin: but then you wouldn't be able to see my BEAUTIFUL face.
Rollan: I would love to go without you for a week. I could finally build my ego up.
Abeke: if it grows anymore, it's going to burst.
Meilin: I'm saying

 

-after they finish the chores-

 

Abeke: we're finally done! Where's Conor?
Meilin: well, I think he's still cleaning Olvan's toilet. I bet it's bigger than me.
Rollan: I'm going to get nightmares now, thanks a lot!
Meilin: whatever
Abeke: so, anyways, I was going to tell you guys that I have Conor's diary!!
Meilin: ooh, that's interesting!! Have you read it??
Abeke: no, I wanted to read it with y'all.
Rollan: good choice *rips book from Abeke's grip, and runs off*
Meilin: oh no you did not!! *chases after him, and tackles him to the ground*
Rollan: oof! *drops the book, and falls on his face*
Abeke: *grabs the book, and walks to Rollan* I'm sorry I have to do this, but goodnight. *smacks him hard with the book, as he passes out*
Meilin: we've got work to do now. *smiles evilly*

 

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~


Rollan: *wakes up in a dark room, tied up* wha? Where am I? *looks down* AHHHH! IM IN A PINK FLUFFEH TUTU!!!!

 

 

 

 

 

sorry it's short!! I'll try to write more today

 

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This is so funny!!!!!!!!! MAKE MORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Daughter of Athena

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Impossible is spelled im possible

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Can't wait for more

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Call me Alpha

I love memes, Doge is best meme, very fuzz, much awesome, all doge.

 

 

 "If you win you live. if you lose you die. If you don't fight you can't win."-Eren Yaeger (Attack on Titan)

King of Air and the sky!

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"We are in a Scholastic book." That has to be my favourite quote!

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she’s bi-eauty, she’s gray-ace

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catholic

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thanks guys! I wrote the next one but will post it later today

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Hey, you should have Olvan meet Coffene and fall in love with her. XD

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Sunshine

Or Sakari

 

You're my constant in every moment

Constant

You've never failed me

All my life

You have never left my side

You are my constant

 

#SaveTheSouthernResidents

 

 

#StandWithSeaWorld

#Jenti

 

It never hurts to keep looking fosunshine.-Eeyore

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ROTFL. More! And I agree with Happy. "Essix STREETBOYMASTER!" Ha! XD So funny!!! *dissolves into laughter*

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I'm Aerca [and this is my flipside, Enya ]

 

I am a... Greencloak FanWing Rufflerin Jedi Unwanted

 

My home forum is the SAMB. So is mine, apparently.

 

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I made one, sorry it's short! And if you have ideas please comment

 

Conor's diary part 2

Meilin and Abeke: *bursts into the dark room, turning the lights on* good morning, Rollan!
Rollan: *sits tied to a chair* whaa?? What happened??
Abeke: *smiles* you wanted to steal the book. So we stole your diary!
Meilin: and we will soon bring Conor here, so you two can watch me and Abeke reading your diaries! Sounds fun, right, falcon boy?
Rollan: no way! Let me go!
Abeke: I'm afraid we can't do that. Keep your mouth shut- we need to bring Conor. Hopefully he will put up more of a fight than YOU did, struggling like a little boy.
*Meilin and Abeke walk out, to Conor's room*
Abeke: hi, Conor!! How are you?
Conor: *sighs, exhausted* I've spent hours cleaning Olvan's toilet. Even the sheep back home didn't make that much of a mess combined!! What do they put in that coffee!?!?
Meilin: *laughs uncontrollably* glad I didn't get that punishment!
Conor: *rolls eyes* whatever. I'm done now. What do you want?
Abeke: *walks close to Conor, and lays her hands on his shoulders* you know what I want. *winks*
Conor: *blushes* are you okay? What kind of drugs are you on?
Abeke: *kisses Conor, and pulls away* no, I just realized how much I LOVE you.
Conor: wait, really? Because I've felt this way about you for a long time! Wanna go on a date? We could set Briggan and Uraza up! They'd be as cute as us! What would our ship name be? Cobeke? Abnor? Abenor? Conbeke? I like Cobeke. When will your wedding be? I know a guy who's good at making wedding cakes. What flavor- chocolate or vanilla? You don't have to dress fancy for the wedding, but I have a dress planned. *pulls out a long white gown that's Abeke's size* this will work, and I know it will because I already made measurements and got everything stitched out. Oh man, what a great day! Besides Olvan's toilet! I have to send a letter to my mom to prove her wrong- she thought no one would EVER want to marry me. She even got someone to write it out on my forehead while I was sleeping once. But I think she will be very proud of me! And another thing, how many children do you want? 1? 2? 3? 4? 5? 6? 7? 8? 9? 10? 11? 12? 13? 12948474959????? Because it's your choice!! We could adopt Meilin, since her dad is-
Meilin: *cuts Conor off by hitting his head with a staff, knocking him unconscious* that got too far.
Abeke: *stares, eyes wide* I've never been more horrified. Man, that boy is honest about his feelings! *takes Conor's foot, and drags him to the secret room*
Meilin: *opens the door, carrying Conor in* finally, he's quiet.
Rollan: *stares in shock* what have you done to him??
Meilin: exactly what I did to you. *ties Conor up in a chair next to Rollan, and stands next to Abeke*
Abeke: *carries 2 books with the words "Rollan FALCONMASTER's Diary" and "Conor SHEEPBOY's Diary" on them* it's time to start. *grins evilly*

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Wonderful!!!

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Sunshine

Or Sakari

 

You're my constant in every moment

Constant

You've never failed me

All my life

You have never left my side

You are my constant

 

#SaveTheSouthernResidents

 

 

#StandWithSeaWorld

#Jenti

 

It never hurts to keep looking fosunshine.-Eeyore

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Ooh 

! Ooh! Maybe Rollan has a crush on the Keeper! That would be a cool plot twist!

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Uh oh. I think I might have killed it. *Pokes thread*

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*Cries* It's so sad . . .

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Yeah! Or... Keith shows up!!!! And Keeper!! And Keeper steals Keith's diary!!! And ties him up too!!!

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Sunshine

Or Sakari

 

You're my constant in every moment

Constant

You've never failed me

All my life

You have never left my side

You are my constant

 

#SaveTheSouthernResidents

 

 

#StandWithSeaWorld

#Jenti

 

It never hurts to keep looking fosunshine.-Eeyore

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This is my favorite skit on the forums

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