I know that the CatSpirit war was a lot more monumental than me writing a collection of the most notable disputes on this forum but I thought that Bobcat's Musical was creative and it's a huge gold mine of ideas waiting to happen, so I decided to put this up to bring more attention to the book
Which the topic number is in my signature
but my book is really under the water right now so it needs all the publicity it can get. Unlike Bobcat's musical you cannot apply for a role as everyone in the book contributed to either the creation of the book or added stuff after it was finished. The book will go on as long as I am on this site. If I do leave I will appoint someone to continue the book.
Oh, and another thing. For those of you confused, in the story, it's set in the country SAMBia. Temporary bans in the story means that the person was stuck unconscious for a week or stuck in jail, a permaban means that the person died, had a life sentence, or was banished. The Mods are the government, King Keith is still King.
So here we go.
The teenage boy dusted off the cover of the thick book, the only book left in the digitalized world. His guardian watched him with wary eyes. The book looked ready to fall apart but the boy still turned the cover back to reveal faded words.
"Trick, Trick, why did you write a book so large for such a trival topic?" the boy asked jokingly. His guardian walked over to him and fluffed up his dark hair.
"It wasn't just me," the young adult replied. Their dark hair was just as short as their adopted son's. "I had some help."
The boy looked up at her, looking a bit irritated, but a smile graced his face. "You kidding me? Who?"
Trick Graell sighed. "Sit back and I'll tell you."
The SAMB Book of Wars
"Come on, guys. Hear me out for a second. For a bunch of kids who love helping others, this is sad."
Trick Graell walked down the cobbled streets of Sambia's largest city, Greenhaven. In their hands they clutched a ton of old papers, pencils and Sambia history books. Unluckily for them, the books were faded. They needed people who had experience, who were there for the battles if they wanted to write a book on such a sore topic. Sadly, nobody wanted to help them.
Surprising. They were always ready to help new arrivals into the country. Why not help them?
The answer wasn't as simple as it seemed.
The denziens of Sambia were a group of... children, except for the country's government. As friendly as they may seem, the Mods (as they were called) had permission to either knock someone out, jail them or even go for capital punishment or banish them if it was necessary. It wasn't common, but Trick could remember people who were punished in the worst way possible... Peg, and Azure, and even more famously, Blizz.
Nobody gets away with messing with the Moderation. Ever.
Somehow, Blizz managed to survive. He ran from the country and stayed away for four years. However, what is lost eventually gets found.
As for everyone else, they were all children and they usually left the country before they got too old. Trick Graell was getting pretty close to adulthood, and the older you get, the more disliked you are by the Sambians. As they were getting to that age, not very many people cared about them anymore.
This left them struggling for help.
Trick sighed at the memories but they didn't linger on them for long. For now, they had a book to write.
Trick growled and slapped a flyer on the board in the middle of town. Nobody that they had asked had accepted their request. Maybe those who actually look at their stuff might care. Sighing, they dropped the rest of their flyers behind them. The flyers fluttered away in the wind as Trick Graell walked away, not looking back.
"Alright," Trick called to the motley group. "You're Sambia's best and brightest." They held up their list. "I know there were a lot more of these and I wasn't there for all of them. The Blizz War was LEGENDARY and I heard many a rumor about it and the rest of these I was there for. The IR War happened when the IR Council called out on the SAMB for being too "random" and the SAMB retaliated by being random all over their MB (which was against their rules) (yeah the IRMB came up with a rule book and one of their rules is "No Random Threads") and things went downhill from there."
The group looked back at them expectantly.
"Please, FEEL FREE TO ADD WHAT I MISSED. Put the war down, an explanation if you have one, and your name. I am not perfect. Once we have enough or maybe even ALL OF THESE I will create a new thread with the final copy. Thank you all for your contribution!"
The people filed to make a line. Those able to make a contribution scooted forwards and added stuff to the small list.
Sometimes, there were the occasional few who wanted questions answered.
"Is there a history of the Blizz War?" Necromancer, a girl who came from Wofmbland asked curiously. "Like, how it started?"
This girl was obviously not accustomed to Sambia yet. All Sambians knew about the Blizz War. Luckily for Trick, a good friend of theirs named Prank showed up. Prank to the rescue!
"The Blizz War was when the famous Blizz (who was a legend) got perma-banned for making a World War II joke. A few SAMBers were ANGRY and rebelled against the Mods, and Blizz made new account after new account to get around the ban, but every new account he made would get banned. This dude, though often making mistakes, was famous for lots of things. One thing I can name off the top of my head was that he created something (I THINK it was TSPL, or The Stop People Leaving Organization) very helpful for the SAMB," she explained to the girl.
Necromancer nodded and walked off.
"Actually, I have been thinking of doing a SAMB History series on my YouTube channel," Prank mentioned to Trick. "When you finish the final copy, I'll definitely have to take a look."
With that, Prank too also left.
Later, Crazy got to the list. He glanced at it, looked up at Trick with a bored expression on his face and said loudly, "Way more wars than that. Way more."
With that he walked off.
Trick called after their retreating backs. "THANKS FOR YOUR HELP, EVERYONE!"
Everyone murmured their thanks.
"...EXCEPT CRAZY. DON'T HECKLE ME AND HELP! "
Trick scanned over her newly expanded list.
Shane War... Oh, oh! The Twilight War! -Lutari
Elfie vs Puppy War
Purplecloaks vs Yellowcloaks
Flame War -Elfie
Twilight War -Tempest/Art3mis
I believe there's also the Samurai War and Fluffeh vs. Fluffehwin. If those count. -Prank
Fluffeh-Fluffehwin(I think that was a war)
LGBT+ Conflict -CatSpirit Akira-Avery-Stargazer-Rainbow-Skywalker
Shane War - Shane and Jada began to recruit people to the Conquerors. It was an RP that got out of hand and divided most of the MB. Then Shane claimed that he had cancer, a blatant lie.
Those are the three wars that we've had here. Any others are conflicts. -Rain
Trick grimaced at Rain's comment, and then put the list away. They'll need it later.
This is going to continue, I'm not done writing yet. I'll never be >:3
jk i'll be done. I have two more chapters to go.
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