You will get well soon, i promise!
I have viollin lessons, and my chest hurt so bad!
I will make you happier!
DANGER. DANGER. SOULS JOKES
bearded dragon female go to her husbands room and ask
"honey, what are you doing here for so long?"
"im cutting my beard off, its too long"
fox go to other fox and say
"ferret isnt sick! You lied! Your a layer!"
second fox go and lay on floor "Yes, i am a LAYer"
Two seals are talking. Then one say
"why parents named you Splash? Because you make big splash when you jump to water?
"no. Im named Splash because i splashed soup on brother when i was little"