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downpourdolphin66

1.If a classmate falls asleep,I will not take advantage of that fact and draw the Dark Mark on their arm.

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Dragonkin

 

 That one crazy sister & fireball goddess

 

 #Likeagirl

 

"YOU ATE MY SWORD!!"-Percy Jackson

 

 

Current music obsession:Horrible Kids

 

 #UnbanCrimson

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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cutewolf230

And? 

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Catholic 

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downpourdolphin66

I'm letting you guys add on.

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Rainfeather

 

Dragonkin

 

 That one crazy sister & fireball goddess

 

 #Likeagirl

 

"YOU ATE MY SWORD!!"-Percy Jackson

 

 

Current music obsession:Horrible Kids

 

 #UnbanCrimson

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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cleverfairy102

2) I am not allowed to attempt to breed a liger.

3)I will not refer to the hippogryph as "Horseybird". 

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Hello.

did you know... that... 

You're perfect,

smart,

beautiful,

doing the best you can,

and that I'm proud of you?

 

I'm doing quite well, thank you, my friend.

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downpourdolphin66

4) Professor Lupin does not want a flea colloar

 

5)I shall not attempt to breed a basalisk and a hippogryph

 

6)Snape is NOT batman.

 

7)I shall not sneak into Professor Snape's room and shave his hair,no matter how much it bothers me.

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Rainfeather

 

Dragonkin

 

 That one crazy sister & fireball goddess

 

 #Likeagirl

 

"YOU ATE MY SWORD!!"-Percy Jackson

 

 

Current music obsession:Horrible Kids

 

 #UnbanCrimson

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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silverraven280

8) I will not cover my homework in glitter and then feed it to a Niffler.

 

9) I will not sneak out of the dorm at night to go play quidditch in the dark with everyone else in my house

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I'm Aerca [and this is my flipside, Enya ]

 

I am a... Greencloak FanWing Rufflerin Jedi Unwanted

 

My home forum is the SAMB. So is mine, apparently.

 

#SaveTheSouthernResidents #RememberLeia #MakeItSo

 

#Canada150 #Reformation500 #MoreSigSp-

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frostelf355

)I will not drop a portable swamp in the third corridor

)I will not hide Lord Voldermort in the back of my head. 

)I will not bewitch my food to fly into a slythren's face. )

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Elvina&Emberstorm

 

Conquerer/Greencloak

HUFFLEPUFF/SLYTHEREN

Jedi Knight/Sith Lord

 

 

I like Kylo Ren and Im not afraid to say it

Seawing

Writer

 Candydragon

I'm one of the 6% of people who think wolves are shy and amazing animals

 

STOP CLIMATE CHANGE

 

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cleverfairy102

10) I will not carry a posted around with Viktor Krum's face on it, and snog it around Hermione. And I shall not say "I love you Vicky" while totally not doing it.

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Hello.

did you know... that... 

You're perfect,

smart,

beautiful,

doing the best you can,

and that I'm proud of you?

 

I'm doing quite well, thank you, my friend.

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ravenfairy187

Springtime for Voldemort is not a acceptable suggestion for the house play 

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Lani

 

I'd Rather Be Me Then Be With You

 

 

 Also, I miss Newsies(Hannah)

And Mary Poppins(Bird Woman)

And Annie(July)

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cutewolf230

12) I shall not be a smart Aleck, even though I am in Ravenclaw.

13) I shall not think Hagrid is a joke, because he is nice.

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Catholic 

To the Haven for Werewolves, 54 pages, and over 2,100 posts.

 

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lynxmermaid10

When Professor McGonagall is in animagus form, it is not acceptable to hold her in the air while singing "The Circle of Life"

 

- Lynxy

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Call me Lynxy. I'm a lynx hybrid!

 

My cool gang:

Gamora, Peter Quill, Drax the Destroyer, Rocket Raccoon, Groot, Freddy, Bonnie, Chica, Foxy, Mangle, and Lynxy (me)

 

Proud

 

Monster!

 

Lynx!

 

Minecrafter!

 

TeamTDM Member!

 

Sun and Moon Trainer!

 

And More!

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downpourdolphin66

I shall not go around saying:"BEWARE! I AM THE HEIR OF THE HEIR OF SLYTHERIN!!"

 

It is not acceptable to throw a stick and tell Sirius to fetch it while he is in human form.

 

Drawing mustaches on the portraits while they're sleeping in not acceptable.

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Rainfeather

 

Dragonkin

 

 That one crazy sister & fireball goddess

 

 #Likeagirl

 

"YOU ATE MY SWORD!!"-Percy Jackson

 

 

Current music obsession:Horrible Kids

 

 #UnbanCrimson

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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cleverfairy102

It is not acceptable to follow McGonagall around with a piece of food saying "Here, kitty kitty."

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Hello.

did you know... that... 

You're perfect,

smart,

beautiful,

doing the best you can,

and that I'm proud of you?

 

I'm doing quite well, thank you, my friend.

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downpourdolphin66

I shall not put up posters that say Harry is actually a Death Eater

 

I shall not set up a game of Senet over whether Voldermort is Harry's father or not. (Senet is an Egyptain board game that I love to play)

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Rainfeather

 

Dragonkin

 

 That one crazy sister & fireball goddess

 

 #Likeagirl

 

"YOU ATE MY SWORD!!"-Percy Jackson

 

 

Current music obsession:Horrible Kids

 

 #UnbanCrimson

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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opalbulldog46

I shall not dye Malfoy's hair red and follow him around calling him a Weasly

 

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Pizza Mirima Historia

Daughter of Hades

Just a random Redcloak

Bounty Hunter, Skylander, Junsong Warrior

Queen of Skylands, Sea Otters+

"Chop 'Till Ya Drop!" ~~Chopscotch (Skylanders)

Ever=Twin!

Gang@/241569

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downpourdolphin66

I shall not dye Draco's hair black,draw a scar on his forehead,give him glassess and call him Harry Pottet II.

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Rainfeather

 

Dragonkin

 

 That one crazy sister & fireball goddess

 

 #Likeagirl

 

"YOU ATE MY SWORD!!"-Percy Jackson

 

 

Current music obsession:Horrible Kids

 

 #UnbanCrimson

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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eagledragon2361

I will not cut off Draco's ponytail and wave it around yelling "The hair of Slytherin" 

 

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Bobcat.

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eagledragon2361

Oh boy, if we were allowed to do these, Malfoy would have a funky hair day...

 

(If would actually work if we dyed it red, cut it off, and then dyed it black) 

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Bobcat.

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downpourdolphin66

I will not sing 'Grease' whenever Professor Snape walks by.

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Rainfeather

 

Dragonkin

 

 That one crazy sister & fireball goddess

 

 #Likeagirl

 

"YOU ATE MY SWORD!!"-Percy Jackson

 

 

Current music obsession:Horrible Kids

 

 #UnbanCrimson

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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eagledragon2361

I will not cause the untimely demise of Hogwarts by emailing Volemort a picture of my nose. 

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Bobcat.

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opalbulldog46

I will not give cat McGonagoll as a present to Umbridge

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Pizza Mirima Historia

Daughter of Hades

Just a random Redcloak

Bounty Hunter, Skylander, Junsong Warrior

Queen of Skylands, Sea Otters+

"Chop 'Till Ya Drop!" ~~Chopscotch (Skylanders)

Ever=Twin!

Gang@/241569

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downpourdolphin66

Mad-eye Moody is not batman.

 

I will not put dog Sirius and cat McGonagoll in the same room and bet 7 Gallenons that McGonagall wins.

 

I will not take out a life insurance policy on the new DADA teacher.

 

I will not bring the Kane's crocodile to school.

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Dragonkin

 

 That one crazy sister & fireball goddess

 

 #Likeagirl

 

"YOU ATE MY SWORD!!"-Percy Jackson

 

 

Current music obsession:Horrible Kids

 

 #UnbanCrimson

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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fairywolf652

Have pet dragons 

 

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GOTTA CATCH EM ALL POKEMON !

WINGS OF FIRE !

ARTEMIS RULES !

aa HUFFLEPUFF !

The legend of ZELDA rules! 

 "Always "

 

  Peace and equality 

Call Me FAIRY

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fairywolf652

Kill Dumbeldore 

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GOTTA CATCH EM ALL POKEMON !

WINGS OF FIRE !

ARTEMIS RULES !

aa HUFFLEPUFF !

The legend of ZELDA rules! 

 "Always "

 

  Peace and equality 

Call Me FAIRY

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whaleclever14

Don't try to break into the Gryffindor common room/dorms. Or Ravenclaw's. Or Hufflepuffs. Or Slytherins.

 

Never go down into the kitchens when bringing Hermione with you blindfolded.

 

Never be in a prophecy that involves a dangerous Dark Wizard.

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Random

 

back at it again at krispy kreme!

 

One of MANY (emphasis on the many) Fandoms

 

"I prefer the term mentally hilarious." - Alex Fierro, Magnus Chase

 

I am your local meme friend and wild random kid

 

Eternally a kid

 

Status: Sick w/ the flu

 

Gang: WIP

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chasingmist21

I will not repeatedly sing the hogwarts song while amplifying my voice in class and at lunch.

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Chasingmist the Green

 

From the SAMB

 

Joined 1/7/2016

 

It's my SAMB birthday today. Yay.

 

King (Not Shane)

Alix

Kari

Thrushpaw

 

“She's my friend. I had no option but to love her, whatever she did.” Abeke, Rise and Fall

And you are my friends.

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lionphoenix181

I will not make magic wings and jump off the astronomy tower 

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Eclipse Queerson

Pelus

Silverwing

Nyra/Thomas/Lunar/Emily/Freya/Will/

i'm straightn't

she/her

Slytherpuff

#AllPeopleArePeople

@/297982

hey: never gonna give you up

20bi-teen, mon amies

coulbe gayer

my battery is low

and its getting dark

- rip oppy

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dogdragon1303

I will not make professor  Umbridge do the chicken dance, no matter how tempting -thinks- actually, maybe I will.

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Embyr

 

Proud Christian!

 

Send a fully armed battalion

 

Acting the goat

 

I'd rather stand with God, and be judged by the world, than stand with the world, and be judged by God.

 

Proud member of Mrs. Wolfe's Haven (RP)!

 

//hiss hiss Slytherin//

 

 

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cleverfairy102

I will not use the aging potion on Albus Dumbledore, then apologize only because "he does not need it".

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Hello.

did you know... that... 

You're perfect,

smart,

beautiful,

doing the best you can,

and that I'm proud of you?

 

I'm doing quite well, thank you, my friend.

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downpourdolphin66

I will not encorage the First years to build a tree house in the Whomping Willow.

 

I will not send magically-enhanced paper birds to spy on the teachers after classes are over.

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Rainfeather

 

Dragonkin

 

 That one crazy sister & fireball goddess

 

 #Likeagirl

 

"YOU ATE MY SWORD!!"-Percy Jackson

 

 

Current music obsession:Horrible Kids

 

 #UnbanCrimson

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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greenstorm25

I will not find a dead, noseless cat, dye it pink, then name it Voldemort.

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Waffle (Hart Traitare)

ISFP

She/her

Whovian

Hufflepuff

Socially inept

Perpetually tired, stressed, and confused

Proud member of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints

 

 

 yeehaw

 

 

 

 

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opalbulldog46

I will not steal anyone's robes and place them by the kitchens so Hufflepuff is blamed

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Pizza Mirima Historia

Daughter of Hades

Just a random Redcloak

Bounty Hunter, Skylander, Junsong Warrior

Queen of Skylands, Sea Otters+

"Chop 'Till Ya Drop!" ~~Chopscotch (Skylanders)

Ever=Twin!

Gang@/241569

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silverraven280

XD Some of these made me laugh IRL.

 

? [don't know what number we're on] ) I will not take all of the syrup on the Ravenclaw table and put it on my pancakes.

 

?) I will not try to persuade the muggle-born first-years that the Chudley Cannons are the best Quidditch team ever. 

 

?) I will not buy all of the Honeydukes chocolate and then try to smuggle it out of Hogsmeade unnoticed.

 

?) I will not put a can of cat food at Professor McGonagall's spot at the teachers' table in the Great Hall for weeks on end

 

?) I will not bewitch all of the Slytherins' brooms to fly backwards.

 

?) I will not ride a hippogriff around the courtyard randomly, yelling: "Fly, chicken pony, fly!"

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I'm Aerca [and this is my flipside, Enya ]

 

I am a... Greencloak FanWing Rufflerin Jedi Unwanted

 

My home forum is the SAMB. So is mine, apparently.

 

#SaveTheSouthernResidents #RememberLeia #MakeItSo

 

#Canada150 #Reformation500 #MoreSigSp-

I most definitely WILL NOT break into the gryffindor boys dorms and say "Ginny was right! You do have a tattoo of a dragon on your chest!" To Harry.

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call me Wave

'If knowledge is a weapon, thenintend to be well armed'

 

I am Jewish and proud of it.

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amberpegasus203

I will not drop sparklers into potion cauldrons, then laugh myself silly when Snape gets mad.

I will not release a full-grown, invisible dragon in the Great Hall during breakfast.

I will not encourage the students to play dodgeball with fully-grown Mandrakes.

I will not lock Sirius in his dog form in a room with Professor McGonagall in her cat form for a week.

I will not give Voldemort a fake nose as a "Christmas present."

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Raven Tsakaryn

   ~est. April 2014~

 

Oh, how I've missed you, my friend...

Time has changed us both.

But deep down, our hearts remain the same.

So, no matter where life takes us, remember...

 

 

 

 

 

Ditto to Raven's last one. XD

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call me Wave

'If knowledge is a weapon, thenintend to be well armed'

 

I am Jewish and proud of it.

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mermaidfairy2030

I will not shave the teacher's heads, paint them white, and go around calling them  "Voldemort" for a week.

I will not smuggle butterbeer out of the kitchen and give it to the house-elves.

I will not magically enchant Malfoy to, whenever he opens his mouth, to say "My name is Poopy Snakeface McNonose." (Andale actually did that one)

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Arial (with Andale)

 

This world’s never truly dark

Come together now

Let’s find a galaxy we can call

Home, and let’s vow

To never let the moon’s light cloud

 

cultist of hinanan and zur

 

SHSL Esper

 

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risinglight21

I should not start playing "The Gummy Bear Song" in Snape's classroom while we are having silent work time. (But I will just to see his face)

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~~Starlet~~

 

 Queen of Rude Awakenings and Awkward Silences 

 

Huffleclaw

Daughter of Athena

RiverClan

Mormon

 

#PracticeMakesProgress

#SunnyLickedAQibli

#MotivationTeam 

#Wafflandian 

 

Join my forumfic @ /277045!

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lightcat126

I will not ask Quirrell how he keeps personal hygiene with Voldemort on the back of his head

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Wormy says hi

I am Sirius.HiProngs likes pie

 

Remus Lupin was here

 

 

This is my life.FoodI'm your life? You like me?  No dur

  Hi

 

 

 

"Some things just deserve being grumpy at" -Glory

Currently: Brainstorming for fanfiction /267015

 

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lightcat126

I will not put Trevor on top of a chicken egg that's about to hatch

I will not amplify my voice in the hallway and go around snorting

I will not assume people are not Voldemort just because they have a nose

I will not send Snape a book of fake love letters from Lily (actually maybe I will)

I will not dress up as James Potter for Halloween and deliberately stand right in front of Snape (nah I'll just go as myself. should have the same effect)

I will not be not awesome

I will not make a bunch of 'siriusly' or 'lupy' puns

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Wormy says hi

I am Sirius.HiProngs likes pie

 

Remus Lupin was here

 

 

This is my life.FoodI'm your life? You like me?  No dur

  Hi

 

 

 

"Some things just deserve being grumpy at" -Glory

Currently: Brainstorming for fanfiction /267015

 

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