I can picture in my head.
everyone else: please, go to bed earlier
me: is NOW early enough?
everyone else: cicada sound (aka cricket chirping)
me: I'ma gonna go study undar da couch.
everyone else: What the heck?!
me: oh well. *goes under couch*
everyone else: *continues studying*
teacher: what was that?!
me while dreaming happy dreams: *sucks thumb*
everyone else: ?!
me while dreaming happy dreams: *mumbles* Tralallalala
kid: under the couch! It's under the couch! There's a rat!!!
everyone else: R U Sure?
everyone else: EVACUATE!!! PANIC!!! DA RAT HAS DA DESEASE!!! *run around da room*
teacher: you head out. Catch ya later. I'ma gonna kill da rat!!!
me while dreaming happy dreams: *prays no one knows what had happened*
teacher: *fills bucket full of icy water*
me while dreaming happy dreams: *snoring continues*
teacher: farewell mr rat! *sprays water all over*
me while being totally freaked out: ...!!! *jumps from couch and slips onto floor* THATS COLD!!!
teacher freaked out and upset at the same time: do u know how much water that wasted?!
me: nope. All that matters is that I survived. You have to pay for my medicine now. That was cold.
teacher: you have to pay for da couch
me: Hhhhmmmmmmmm... NOPE!!!
TO BE CONTINUED...
And dat is why we all HATE school!!!
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