When I was in Kindergaden, my teacher said "Name two pronouns,". I said "Who, me?".
Once in school we were talking about past, present, and future. It was tense.
*trying to think of more* OK, here comes 's da Star Wars!!!
Me when somebody doesn't like Star Wars: "I don't know you anymore! You're breaking my heart! Your going down a path I can't follow!!!"
Darth Vader: Your teacher took your phone? Mine took my legs.
When Rey held out the Lightsaber to Luke, He said "There was a hand too. Did you bring the hand?"
OK, an overall Nerd joke: Why does Saturn have rings? Because God liked it, so He put a ring on it.
OK, that's enough for now. Sorry about any bad grammar due to being on phone.
No, to whom.
OK, now I'm really done.