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eagledragon2361

...unless you multiply yourself by the speed of light...

 

...then YOU ENERGY.

 

#Nerdjokes

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Bobcat.

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pizzapie250

No, I dark matter

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Clockwork

Female if you can't tell by the purple/pink text

 

sometimes I put random phrases here until I can use them in my writing. Yes, I'm that greedy with journal space.

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eagledragon2361

*slow claps* 

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Bobcat.

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jumpingbutterfly8

Hello, fellow nerds.

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~Silvanae~ 

 

Abandoning this account. I'll edit this in a minute with my new account name. 

---I am now Moonsong95

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tsunamininja5

XD

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- Lahash -

Also known as Samurai

Est. January 2014

 

Author of the Path of Legends series - coming 2020!

 

"Fear not in this Time of Chaos, this War of Darkness. For on the horizon, there shines a light, a light brighter than any before . . ."

 

 

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happyhopeful24

Haha!

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happeh  

 

people come into our lives for a reason

bringing something we must learn

we are led to those who help us most to grow

we help them in return

i don't know if i believe that's true

but i know i'm who i am today

because i knew you

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tornadowave90

*Pushes up glasses* Nerd? Geek? That's me! XD

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  ♪♪  ꧁《tσrnαdσ》꧂♪♪

      

  ☆We have a reputation of failure to uphold!☆

   ☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆

  Why are you still reading this...? Scroll down!

   INTJ

  Tornado's Inactivity? Band. Hotel? Trivago.

   NOTHING EVER LASTS FOREVER.

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onyxwolf284

*sitting in a chair, stirring a cup of tea, looking very sophisticated* *sips tea* Well played... I'm impressed.

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mickey. 

 

no more band-aids on my heartaches.

no more smoke when i burn my pancakes. 

no more drowning in my sorrow. 

with my chin held up there's always better luck

tomorrow. 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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eagledragon2361

*sits down in chair opposite to Mickey* *crossed legs and daintily sips hot chocolate* Thank you darling. I must say-*fumbles mug and spills hot chocolate all over Victorian Ballgown* AAAAAAAAHAHHHHHHHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAH. HOT HOT HOT HOT HOHOTHOTHOHTHOUT...*sprints out of room* 

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tornadowave90

I'd give you a good chemistry joke, but all the good ones argon. (How original, anyone could understand that XD)

 

I'm loaded 28th Star Wars jokes, though. :D

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  ♪♪  ꧁《tσrnαdσ》꧂♪♪

      

  ☆We have a reputation of failure to uphold!☆

   ☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆

  Why are you still reading this...? Scroll down!

   INTJ

  Tornado's Inactivity? Band. Hotel? Trivago.

   NOTHING EVER LASTS FOREVER.

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eagledragon2361

@Tempest

 

Oh, I have plenty of good chemistry jokes. I'm just afraid they won't get a good reaction. 

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tornadowave90

When I was in Kindergaden, my teacher said "Name two pronouns,". I said "Who, me?".

 

Once in school we were talking about past, present, and future. It was tense.

 

*trying to think of more* OK, here comes 's da Star Wars!!!

 

 

Me when somebody doesn't like Star Wars: "I don't know you anymore! You're breaking my heart! Your going down a path I can't follow!!!"

 

Darth Vader: Your teacher took your phone? Mine took my legs.

 

When Rey held out the Lightsaber to Luke, He said "There was a hand too. Did you bring the hand?"

 

 

 

OK, an overall Nerd joke: Why does Saturn have rings? Because God liked it, so He put a ring on it.

 

 

OK, that's enough for now. Sorry about any bad grammar due to being on phone.

 

WAIT!!!!

 

Knock, Knock.

Who's there?

To.

To who?

No, to whom.

 

 

OK, now I'm really done.

 

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  ♪♪  ꧁《tσrnαdσ》꧂♪♪

      

  ☆We have a reputation of failure to uphold!☆

   ☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆

  Why are you still reading this...? Scroll down!

   INTJ

  Tornado's Inactivity? Band. Hotel? Trivago.

   NOTHING EVER LASTS FOREVER.

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onyxwolf284

*tries desperately not to burst out laughing* Must- remain- high-class....

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mickey. 

 

no more band-aids on my heartaches.

no more smoke when i burn my pancakes. 

no more drowning in my sorrow. 

with my chin held up there's always better luck

tomorrow. 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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unicorncat613

Not funny.

 

i don't matter anyway.

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Misty and Storm

 

#brokensquad

 

My gang:

 

Kitty

Kawaii

Gold

Dragon

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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silverraven280

knew it. I knew that was what was going to be on this post XD *ROTFLs*

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I'm Aerca [and this is my flipside, Enya ]

 

I am a... Greencloak FanWing Rufflerin Jedi Unwanted

 

My home forum is the SAMB. So is mine, apparently.

 

#SaveTheSouthernResidents #RememberLeia #MakeItSo

 

#Canada150 #Reformation500 #MoreSigSp-

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creativescarlet16

I'm a female. Wait, but if....

 

Fe=Iron

 

Male=Man

 

THIS MEANS.

 

I AM IRON MAN.

 

 

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 R E M E M B E R T H E L O S T 

 

*yEETS AWAY*

 

"I thought mascara was a fish"-Galaxian

"Make an insect AU and they're all fruit flies"- Ishmael

"Brussels sprouts are just delicious earth meatballs"-Becky

 Deviantart is LivVirtual

 

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wolffangs2966

@CreativeScarlet: Lol I am so telling that to people at my school!! That is awsome!! I am laughing so hard right now! 

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You can call me Fangs

Wolves

Loyal

Amazing

 Stan Lee For Life

94% of people think wolves are evil and vicious creatures but please copy and paste to your signature if you're one of the 6% that find wolves shy anlovable creatures☯

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amberbutterfly669

lol

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-Amberwolf-*Snowlilyy*|Rebellious|

Essanieraen Mystical Traitare

<Catisar>

-Luxis-

Queen of wolf dragons

Rubyn|Silverjack|Aulumi|Echo|Jade|Skrill|Septys|Noire Rouge|Red Dusk|Valley

 #Amuke

 

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eagledragon2361

You're all better at this than I am. I guess it just comes down to practice. I make awful science puns, but only periodically.  

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crowndragon155

MY FELLOW NERDS!!!!

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HELLO HUMANS!!!

 

Call me Nacht.

 

If darkness ever consumes you, search for the light, and you will find it.

 

Some people may say I'm insane. Listen to those people, they are absolutely correct.

 

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eagledragon2361

At your service. *bows*

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