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Leaderless:

 

*(Ring, ring…)

 

Gray: Heya.

 

Is anyone there…?

 

Well, I’ll just leave a message…

 

It’s been a while, huh?

 

 

Things have gotten pretty bad here.

 

Everyone considered a leader disappeared overnight.

 

It’s gotten so quiet.

 

There’s a bad feeling hanging over everyone.

 

Like everyone’s just going to die here, trapped in the dark…

 

… I bet you’re wondering why I’m not the ruler.

 

Eh.

 

I’m not cut out for something like that.

 

I like to take it easy, you know?

 

 

… That’s a joke.

 

This is what happens when people like me take it easy.

 

 

See ya.

 

*(Click…)

 

(Don't worry, the actual story won't be in skit form, it was just better to write the neutral endings in that way. Also, prepare for 15-16 more days of this before the actual Prologue.)

 

(GangTale parodies of Undertale comics, as well as original short stories explaining characters and events [think of it like RWBY's World of Remnant shorts] can be found at /244331)

 

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Hmmm... what is this? I don't know Undertale, yet I am intrigued by this. Which members of my gang are in this?

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It's that SAMB AU of Undertale with the gang members that I was telling you about. You know, I said Halo had a part? Well, these are just the neutral endings. I'm posting them first to hype up the actual story (and give myself more time to write more chapters).

 

So far Halo directly appears while Tyrian is...well, that's complicated. He doesn't appear directly, there's just a photo of him.

 

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Lolz I just wanna know who owns that picture. :P

 

Who wouldn't want a picture of *takes off jacket, poses* THIS?!

 

I wouldn't.

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*Loud happy dragon screech* FINALLY! IT'S HERE!

 

We waited so long!

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I FINALLY GOT OFF MY LAZY BUTT AND DID WORK! Though there are still plenty of parodies I still need to post.

 

Anyway, I can't wait until Cirno appears in the neutral endings. Mostly because I want to hear the screams of agony when you all are forced to read her horrible speech skills. >:3 I especially can't wait for the last two neutral endings.

 

No one owns the picture, and no one ever will. It'll make sense by Chapter 5/5.5.

 

No one. No one would want a picture of that...

 

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Better Than What We Have:

 

*(Ring, ring…)

 

Gray: Heya.

 

Is anyone there…?

 

Well, I’ll just leave a message…

 

So…it’s been a while.

 

 

It seems a number of important people disappeared overnight…

 

But no one else was harmed.

 

The people were confused. It was complete bedlam.

 

Somehow, at the end of the day…

 

Two small cats became the co-presidents of the SAMB.

 

They sleep on the throne and do absolutely nothing.

 

Strangely, it seems this is the best life for everyone.

 

Thanks.

 

*(Click…)

 

And that is day two of the teasers/neutral endings!

 

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What is he trying to say?

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We've tied him up and gagged him so he can't say anything. He tried to say... Ugh I don't want to repeat it.

 

Invel, tell Prank what Tyrian said.

 

Why?

 

BECAUSE YOU HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO! *hands Invel a script of paper with Tyrian's words written on it*

 

Fine. *sounds like he is reading from a teleprompter* He said: You are jealous that everyone has pictures of me. I hung these pictures up in everyone's house. Muahaha. *throws papers over shoulder*

 

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10% Mercy:

 

*(Ring, ring…)

 

Gray: …

 

Alright, I got the number.

 

Azura: Hey.

 

So…you’re the one who killed all our friends and family.

 

We just called to tell you…

 

We as in me and my student Daragon, who refuses to talk on the phone…

 

We hate you.

 

I assume Gray does as well.

 

But strangely…it’s because of you…that…

 

That I was forced to become a better person.

 

When we first saw you hurting people…

 

We just sat there. Watching you.

 

We felt so guilty knowing we hadn’t done anything to stop you.

 

I felt like I was…

 

Hoping you would destroy me, too.

 

Daragon: Don’t forget me…

 

Azura: I didn’t know if you wanted that shared.

 

But, when Insaney called, with crazed desperation in his voice…

 

I…We realized we had to do something.

 

Even if it meant everybody would…

 

Have to learn the truth about us.

 

It’s strange…you know?

 

Even after all the bad things I did…and the stuff I made Daragon do with me…

 

People treated us like heroes.

 

And then they…

 

Asked me to run everything.

 

I mean, technically I am Dakku’s sister.

 

His wife, the Queen, disappeared a long time ago and can’t be found.

 

And none of his surviving children…

 

That is, Daragon…

 

Are old enough to assume rulership.

 

So the crown goes to me by default.

 

So I’m trying my best here.

 

I think I have some good policies, but, you know…

 

Talking to people as their ruler makes me nervous.

 

I’m no Dakku, you know?

 

 

I miss everyone.

 

Now that they’re gone, it…

 

It feels so clear what I should have done.

 

What I should have said.

 

Insaney…Dakku…

 

Dakka…Mari…Lighty...

 

At least Gray and Daragon are still here.

 

Gray…he’s a good guy. And with him around…

 

I…

 

Sigh.

 

You know…just daydreaming here…but…

 

I really should have killed you when I had the chance…

 

Raven.

 

Look what you’ve done to poor Dakia.

 

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Oh... I've been included. Thanks...?

 

*Quietly nods* Interesting.

 

GangTale!Azura is right. She definitely isn't me. *Drinks a sip of soda* Although, Insaney, Dakka, and Lighty are... Eh. *Dakku noises*

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I have no idea what happens in Undertale so I'm just confusing myself by reading this. XD.

 

*prancing around and throwing pictures he thinks are attractive at everyone*

 

Jellal, you broke Tyrian.

 

Why me?

 

Because you were the one who sent him to Ruby's to be her slave for a week.

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Wait til he finds out what happens to his GangTale picture. *snickers* Though, I feel like I helped contribute in breaking him. I did tell him about the picture.

 

What type of soda is that? And yes, you have been included, Daragon!

 

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Here, have this a few hours early.

 

Banished Queen:

 

*(Ring, ring…)

 

Gray: Heya.

 

Is anyone there…?

 

Well, I’ll just leave a message…

 

So…

 

It’s been awhile.

 

The Queen returned, and attempted to resume ruling the SAMB.

 

She instated a new policy…

 

All the Real who fall here would be treated no as enemies…

 

But as friends.

 

 

But people REALLY didn’t like that policy.

 

Because of you, not only was the King gone…

 

But the Real souls were gone as well.

 

Along with the life of Insaney, the greatest hero of current times.

 

Nobody wanted to see that happen ever again.

 

So the people started a rebellion to overthrow the Queen.

 

But, she, uh…pretty much gave up peacefully when she realized…

 

So she went back to the ruins.

 

The SAMB’s basically an uneasy anarchy now.

 

Everyone’s trying to live life like they always have…

 

But it’s not really easy, you know?

 

When all of your hope has pretty much been thrown away…

 

But hey! It’s not all bad!

 

When the Queen went back to the Underworld…

 

I decided to go with her.

 

And I took out some books from the library, too.

 

So she won’t have to read the same ones.

 

She’s a good roomie. We have a lot of fun.

 

 

You know.

 

Sometimes the Queen talks about…

 

How she’d like to see you again.

 

Isn’t that nice?

 

 

I don’t have the heart to tell her what you did.

 

Do you know how she’d react?

 

If I told her that because she protected you…

 

… You went on to kill my sister…?

 

 

Anyway, never come back here.

 

You’re not welcome anymore.

 

Later.

 

*(Click…)

 

Insaney's mentioned in the next one.

 

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*hysterical dragon screeching* IT'S HAPPENING AGH I KNOW I'M LATE BUT STILL IT'S HAPPENING OH MY GOODNESS I'VE LOOKED FORWARD TO THIS FOR SO LONG!

 

Looks pretty good so far, Prank! I can't wait for the actual chapters!

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It's alright, Rajani! You haven't missed much!

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WHAT?!?!?! 

 

That devil face is messed up.

 

W-what? *flustered*

 

TYRIAN AND IRENE, SITTING IN A TREE, K-I-S-S-I-N-G!

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Hey, I got an idea. Let's cut off Tyrian's tail again. Unless his SAMB appearance has it gone already. *gets out scissors*

 

I'll get Aya's chainsaw.

 

NO!!!!

 

*ship tapes Tyrian and Irene together* There, now you are forced to be together-chan!

 

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Banished Queen, Emperor Insaney:

 

*(Ring, ring…)

 

Gray: Heya.

 

Is anyone there…?

 

Well, I’ll just leave a message…

 

So…it’s been a while.

 

The Queen returned, and attempted to resume ruling the underground.

 

She instated a new policy…

 

All the Real who fall here would be treated no as enemies…

 

But as friends.

 

 

But people REALLY didn’t like that policy.

 

Because of you, not only was the King gone…

 

But the Real souls were gone as well.

 

Along with the life of...

 

Nobody wanted to see that happen ever again.

 

So the people started a rebellion to overthrow the Queen.

 

Insaney lead the revolution, of course.

 

He was pretty mad after what happened to Dakku and Azura.

 

He threw the Queen out of the castle with his strength.

 

Then he became the Emperor of the SAMB…

 

And banished the Queen back to the Underworld.

 

Seems like Insaney’s…hm.

 

Even more determined about destroying the Real than Dakku.

 

 

But hey! It’s not all bad!

 

When the Queen went back to the Underworld…

 

I decided to go with her.

 

And I took out some books from the library, too.

 

So she won’t have to read the same ones.

 

She’s a good roomie. We have a lot of fun.

 

 

You know.

 

Sometimes the Queen talks about…

 

How she’d like to see you again.

 

Isn’t that nice?

 

 

I don’t have the heart to tell her what you did.

 

Do you know how she’d react?

 

If I told her that because she protected you…

 

… You went on to kill my sister…?

 

 

Anyway, never come back here.

 

You’re not welcome anymore.

 

Later.

 

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Emperor Insaney:

 

*(Ring, ring…)

 

Gray: Heya.

 

Is anyone there…?

 

Well, I’ll just leave a message…

 

So…it’s been a while.

 

Since you left, things down here…

 

*sigh* Are different.

 

With Dakku gone…

 

Insaney became the ruler of the SAMB.

 

He’s decided to destroy every Real that comes here.

 

Besides the SAMBers, of course.

 

And since the Real souls disappeared…

 

He’s also looking for a new way to break the barrier…

 

And when he does, he’s going to wage war on the Real.

 

I mean, that was Dakku’s plan, too.

 

But he was really, uh, bad at it.

 

Insaney has also expanded the Royal Guard massively.

 

He says the first thing he’ll do after we get out of here…

 

Is take his army…

 

And personally hunt you down and destroy you.

 

Meanwhile…

 

I’ve been knocking on the door to the Underworld…

 

But the woman that’s there hasn’t been answering me.

 

Maybe she’s not feeling well?

 

Heh.

 

Or maybe she’s not feeling anything at all…?

 

But…I could hear the cries of babies for a few days, until they stopped…

 

Wonder what happened to them?

 

 

You’d better watch yourself, kid.

 

Things are looking real bad for you.

 

*(Click…)

 

Tomorrow you'll find see Cirno...I can't wait for the screams of pain...A taste of what's to come when she appears in the actual story...*evil laughter*

 

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I don't know why, but I got the idea that the MB is in ruins. And since only one gang member is in this, I'm assuming we left, sacrificed Halo and just vanished. XD.

Also, the gang has been banned from talking since they prevent my posts from showing.

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These are just the neutral endings. Every time Musume kills an important character (ie, Cirno or Insaney), the ending changes. However, we aren't going to show what leads up to the neutral endings (that would take too long).

 

The routes that will be shown are the Genocide (everyone, important and background, die) and Pacifist (no kills) runs.

 

Gray doesn't die in any of these because he can only be killed in Genocide runs, which is the only reason he's always present in these.

 

And no, all of your gang, as well as yourself, are present. Because there is no escape from the SAMB. It's kind of the whole point of the story, that the gang members/SAMBers have been imprisoned in the SAMB with no escape.

 

The MB is only in ruins during Neutral and Genocide endings. Pacifist is a different story...

 

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You have no idea how much I'm looking forward to this.

 

Oh, and Prank, since the gang members and SAMBers are trapped in the Underground but Gray says 'all the Reals... except the SAMBers' does that mean the SAMBers were Reals who wandered down into the MB but got trapped? How do things work?

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Hm, well, I guess it's okay to explain by now. I already spoiled the Real.

 

The SAMBers were once "pure-Real", and the gang members (they go by another term and it isn't just gang members, but I won't give it away yet) once lived alongside Real. After a war, the gang members were sealed away in the SAMB by eight wizards (their souls were the color of Red, Orange, Yellow, Green, Blue, Light Blue, Purple, and Pink respectfully). The SAMBers, being the gang members' friends, decided to go with them. As the SAMBers stayed in the SAMB longer and longer, their souls started to abosorb, uh..."Un-Real" stuff, and became partially-Real. This is seen with how some of them aren't even human anymore, or have "non-Real" powers. Meanwhile, the Real slowly lost the ability to have magic. At the current time of the story, only the Real's soul are capable of magic, but not the Real themselves.

 

Because the SAMBers are the gang members' allies, Dakku (and Insaney in some neutral endings) don't count them in their "kill all Real" plans, especially since they willingly got trapped in the SAMB to stay with them.

 

More is explained in the actual story.

 

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Emperor Insaney and the Most Important Royal Position Cirno:

 

*(Ring, ring…)

 

Gray: Heya.

 

Is anyone there…?

 

Well, I’ll just leave a message…

 

So…it’s been a while.

 

Since you left, things down here…

 

Are different.

 

With Dakku gone…

 

Insaney became the ruler of the SAMB.

 

He’s decided to destroy every Real that comes here.

 

Besides the SAMBers, of course.

 

And since the Real souls disappeared…

 

He’s also looking for a new way to break the barrier…

 

And when he does, he’s going to wage war on the Real.

 

I mean, that was Dakku’s plan, too.

 

But he was really, uh, bad at it.

 

Insaney has also expanded the Royal Guard massively.

 

He says the first thing he’ll do after we get out of here…

 

Is take his army…

 

And personally hunt you down and destroy you.

 

Meanwhile…

 

I’ve been knocking on the door to the Underworld…

 

But the woman that’s there hasn’t been answering me.

 

Maybe she’s not feeling well?

 

Heh.

 

Or maybe she’s not feeling anything at all…?

 

But…I could hear the cries of babies for a few days, until they stopped…

 

Wonder what happened to them?

 

Cirno: Hay, Gray, who arr yoo tallking two?

 

Gray: Oh, just the Real girl.

 

Cirno: Oh, cool.

 

 

W-8, did yoo say teh Reel gurl?!

 

Can ai tallk two tem?

 

Gray: Sure, knock yourself out.

 

Cirno: HAY!!! INSANEY-SHAMA’S TEH EMPEROR NOW!

 

IT’S AMAZING!

 

And he appointed meh two bee…

 

Teh most imporent royale position!

 

 

That’s it. That litterly teh title.

 

Wut doo ai doo?

 

He told meh too, um…

 

Stand around and look KAWAII! (Actually he said two bee cute, butt ai like saying kawaii.)

 

WELL! THAT’S TEH PURRFECT JOB FOR MEH!

 

AI DOO THAT ALL TEH TIM, WITHOUT TRYING!

 

FINALLY!! AI’M IMPORENT!

 

And it’s all tanks two yoo, and teh horrible tings yoo did!

 

Tank yoo, Musume!

 

Come back and visit somtim!

 

W-8…Insaney-shawarma wood probabley krill yoo.

 

Butt…yoo’d get two seh meh.

 

Sow yoo gotta risk it!!!

 

YOO GOTTA!

 

See ya soon!

 

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Inprisoned...? *eyes widen, stares in horror*

 

Oh great. One of her greatest fears is inprisonment. Along with centipedes, staplers, vacuums, needles...

 

*whacks Cirno with a dictionary randomly* Your misspellings are terrible Netiquette. And I've broken out of prison before... Not a pleasant experience.

 

Just wait, Verity's gonna start begging you to kill her off in this story...

 

She dies in half her fanfics, and almost always in the shipping fanfics. I remember that in the fanfics she posted prior to vanishing, she always planned that she would die in the end...

 

But I don't think that Prank would do that.

 

PRANK KILL ME OFF AND SHOW JELLAL'S REACTION

 

-_- I'll plan your funeral.

 

...VERITY WE'RE BREAKING UP

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But it's okay, Ver-chan! You willingly went so you could be with your gang! And you are confirmed to die in Genocide, but Pacifist can't have any deaths...because that's the point of Pacifist runs...Neutral runs...well, you could die in those.

 

Well too bad Jellal! Because only Real can escape, along with something else that would be spoiling both GangTale and Undertale! Raven, the Multiverse Masters, and I are the only exceptions, for plot reasons. But the Multiverse Masters don't try to escape, because to be honest, the SAMB is better than the non-SAMB place, despite it getting little crowded.

 

OWWI! *rubs head* Y wood yoo doo that?! And wut's "Netycut"?

 

Jellal, good luck with trying to get Cirno to speak properly, because she is...un-smart. (Moderation acts very weirdly for Prank.)

 

Why does Ver-chan like to kill herself off in fanfics? Tbh, I try to prolong many character deaths...*laughs* Alright, that's more of a case-by-case. In my SAO and Attack on Titan fanfics, I wipe out nearly all the main characters (and in my AOT fanfic sequel, I kill all the main characters, including the ones that survived). In my Corpse Party and Pokemon fanfics, I kill all the characters (even a few Pokemon). In fact, in my Corpse Party fanfic, the whole plot is based around that the characters are already dead, and the readers are merely learning the events that lead up to their deaths via clues the Kisagari kids find/flash backs. In COYAU, many characters end up dying in the final main story arc, as well as the epilogue (therefore I usually use the part after the first main antagonist is defeated in crossovers). World's End...it's the point that every dies. Same with Yandere Mystery. Unstables series...I'm not sure. I honestly don't want to kill off anyone besides Ursa Major. Legends of Us won't have main-main-character deaths, and Darkness Within only has two. And plus others, but I think I've rambled long enough.

 

WHAAAAAAAT-CHAN?! NO, YOU CAN'T DO THAT, MIDDY-SAN!!!!!!!

 

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*hiding in corner* That sounds very unlike me. I'd take my favourites and run away as fast as I could. :P

 

Who said I wanted to escape? I'm the one forced to care for the gang in Verity's absence.

 

And you do a terrible job at it.

 

Just wait until episodes 10 and 11 come out...

 

-_- Un-smart isn't a word... And Cirno, you're dead to me now.

 

You're such a meanie. :(

 

I know I can't. Midity needs to live on. That doesn't stop me from threatening her with break-ups, though.

 

Which you won't follow up on. You've said you would break up with me a thousand times and have you actually done it? Also, Prank, I don't even know why I like doing that. Probably because I can't kill my gang members (or at least the ones I actually care about - since on my big gang, I didn't care about half of them :P) so I kill Verity in MB fanfics.

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Well, that wasn't a possibility to do. Though...the SAMBers were their first selves at that point, so I don't know if the very first you would do that kind of thing. And then as time went on, they developed into what they are now.

 

Whatever.

 

It's the only thing the Moderation lets through for some reason. Saying the other two words won't make it post.

 

Well...well...YOO'RE DED TWO MEH TWO! Ai...don't even...no...y ai cair aboot tis...

 

Kawaii desu~

 

Does she get revived ever? What's the story for it?

 

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*crying in a corner* Cirno I hate yooouuuuu....

 

*also crying in a corner*

 

I've been alive for centuries and have never seen such horrendous English agh my eyes....

 

Ha, Ver-chan's trying to kill herself off again?

 

Wait, did you just say un-smart?

 

*facepalming* Welp, everyone dies in Genocide, so I'm looking forward do that... And why did Gray say something about 'Raven' earlier but you said that Musume was Frisk? Or am I confused?

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*crying in the corner* Y does everon hat meh...?

 

Unfortunatly, she can only speak proper English when depressed. Just a little hint for you.

 

OH MY MORIYA AND HAKUREI GODS. The Moderation is only letting us use "un-smart"! Anything else that means "un-smart" that isn't "un-smart" makes our post not show! It's something Prank has noticed for a long time!

 

Azura said something about Raven. Musume is Frisk, Raven is Chara. The ending this was mention in was "10% Mercy" (the GangTale version of the "Alphys/Near-Genocide" ending). This ending is near-Genocide, except the Genocide run was aborted in OCLand (Dakka still being killed off). Since this isn't explained in the story, I'll just say it here: Raven was controlling Musume to kill. In the Genocide run, her control was the strongest. In the Pacifist run, her control was nonexistent. In the Neutral endings...well, it's case-by-case. In 10% Mercy, Musume was able to break free from the control to spare at least a few people from OCLand, but the control returned by the Dakka battle. This is why Azura said...what she said at the end. Because she either knew what was going on or figured it out along the way, and knew to address Raven (while on most phone calls they address Musume, who in some of the phone calls isn't even in control of herself anymore).

 

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Rooler Cirno:

 

*(Ring, ring…)

 

Gray: Heya.

 

Is anyone there…?

 

Well, I’ll just leave a message…

 

So…it’s been a while.

 

Since you left…

 

Things have gotten a bit strange.

 

Overnight, a bunch of people mysteriously disappeared.

 

As well as the Real souls.

 

People were heartbroken. Everyone they looked up to…

 

Everything they were relying on, in one night, disappeared.

 

Everyone clamored to elect a new ruler as fast as possible.

 

So, uh…by process of elimination…

 

Cirno became the ruler?

 

How about she talk to you about this?

 

Cirno: HULLO! MUSUME!

 

It’s strange…

 

Dakku-shama, Azura-shan, Dakka-shan, and Insaney-shawarma went away.

 

Gray says tey went on vacation.

 

Ai hope tey’re having fun!!!

 

Oh yeah.

 

Ai’m teh ruler of teh SAMB now!

 

Everting iz improving ah lot here.

 

Produckivity iz up!

 

Becauze ai tell everon two keep working.

 

And, no on goes hungary!

 

Becauze ai cook everon watermelon popisckles!

 

Meenwile, meh broter handelz teh pap-perwork.

 

Strangely…he seams two bee working hard?

 

Tis sounds messed up…butt…

 

Ai’m prood…off hem???

 

OH NO~

 

Az four are Reel police…

 

Weave decided…um…

 

Gray, wut waz it?

 

Gray: We can’t judge Real to be all good or all bad.

 

Especially since the SAMBers started out as pure-Real themselves, before siding with us.

 

Cirno: WRITE! So it’s caze-bye-caze!

 

If tey’re evel…we gie tem puzzels!

 

If tey’re good…we allso give tem puzzels!

 

That seams two bee teh best way!

 

 

 

Iz Gray gone?

 

Yoo no…

 

Don’t tell onii-chan, but…

 

Despite the improvements we’ve made…

 

Sometimes this job is kind of hard.

 

Since the King is gone…

 

Lots of people just want to give up.

 

Sometimes, even my best encouragement…

 

Doesn’t work.

 

*crying* And…and…I miss Insaney-shama, too.

 

He never answers my phone calls…

 

Mak-go and Cylis moved in with his old friend, Moge-ko, since they’re home alone without him.

 

He must be having a lot of fun on vacation.

 

I just wish he’d send a postcard.

 

 

BUTT HAY!

 

AI WON’T GIVE UP!

 

AI CAN’T GIVE UP!

 

AI HALF TWO MAKE EVERONE GIVE UP GIVING UP!

 

WE’LL GET OUT OFF HERE, SLOWLY!

 

TEN WE CAN ALL HANG OUT AGAIN!

 

NIHEHEHEHE!!!

 

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>:3

 

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I don't know what would even count as my first self, so I can't answer that.

 

I can understand using the word unsmart if it's the only thing that passes... BUT IT'S ANNOYING MAKING UP WORDS.

 

Thank god Invel's working on his shrine for Emperor Spriggan or else the world would be frozen due to these grammar problems.

 

Hmmm... kind of like Jellal when the gang is acting insane or wordsmith-y. We should ship them.

 

These fanfics are so old that I don't even know. I know I've had reincarnation plans for Verity at some points and then there was a Midity fanfic where he brought her back to life at the end. And there's no story for killing Verity. It's literally what I did when I wrote my old Midity fanfics. It was so long ago that I don't care enough to remember.

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Well, I just know you changed a lot. That's all that matters, really.

 

IT'S NOT LIKE WE WANT TO USE IT! Besides, isn't un-smart used a little bit? We can't be the only ones to have thought it up.

 

SHIIIIIIIIIIIP-CHAAAAAAAAAN!!!!

 

Wait, SHRINE? *laughs*

 

Okay! That reminds me...I have...that one thing...that I have to keep writing...oh man, much of the information if probably outdated! Especially since you changed your gang...

 

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Dakka Cult (Send Help Plz):

 

*(Ring, ring…)

 

Gray: Heya.

 

Is anyone there…?

 

Well, I’ll just leave a message…

 

So…it’s been a while.

 

Since you left, things have gotten…interesting.

 

With Dakku gone, the people looked to Insaney to rule.

 

But he was nowhere to be found.

 

So Dakka just kind of…took over?

 

She’s brainwashed everyone with her stupid TV show.

 

And made the SAMB into her personal paradise.

 

It’s honestly…kinda disturbing.

 

As for me? Oh, yeah…

 

I’m her agent.

 

Dakka: HEY THERE, DARLING!

 

Thank you so much for your hard work…

 

Thanks to you, the SAMB is more exciting than ever!

 

Ooh la la…statues…monuments to my beauty…

 

Flowers in the arrangement of my name…

 

Hedges in the shape of my smile…

 

Under my rule, the SAMB’s problems are over, sweetie!

 

Crowding? Dreariness?

 

Who needs the sun when you’ve got the SPOTLIGHT?!

 

Economic collapse? Education problems? What?!

 

Everything’s covered in rainbow glitter!

 

There are no problems, beautiful!

 

And, I’ve instated a new policy on the Real.

 

If a Real comes here…

 

They can join my fan club for free!

 

Oh, you might be wondering about Azura.

 

Don’t worry!

 

I built a statue of her, too.

 

 

Really though. I realized I was…

 

Not the greatest to her and Daragon.

 

So I went to apologize.

 

And, to ask them to help me rule.

 

You know, with the actual hark work that they’re good with.

 

 

But I couldn’t find them.

 

 

Anyway.

 

I hope your life after meeting me…

 

Has been worth living.

 

It must be a struggle.

 

Please, think of me always.

 

Just constantly. Think of me posing. Beautifully…

 

OH YESSSSS~

 

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Yeah, probably. Back then, I was even more annoying than I was now (somehow). I'm proud that I'm less annoying. Hmmm... AAAAH WE CAN SAY THAT THE GANG MEMBERS THAT AREN'T HERE (EXCEPT COBRA AND MARD AND LEVY AND A FEW OTHERS I REALLY LIKED BUT CAN'T REMEMBER) ALL DIED! *stars in eyes* GLORIOUS DEATH!

 

Aaaaand I'm now even more concerned for her.

 

Unsmart... probably has been used many times. As much as I dislike it. Well, at least it's not as bad as when Brandish invented the word "ungood".

 

BUT WHAT ELSE ARE WE SUPPOSED TO SAY WHEN THING DON'T GO OUR WAY?!

 

Bad.

 

Yeah, shrine. He's got... multiple shrines, actually. More than Verity.

 

Because my shrines were built back when Middy didn't like me and he always destroyed them! And Prank: All the information from the old fanfictions and shows is outdated. I've messed with my gang too much. XD.

 

REMEMBER TO ALWAYS THINK OF ME POSING BEAUTIFULLY! *resumes poses from earlier*

 

Oh, thanks a lot, Prank, he's back at it because of that skit.

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There's not just gang members roaming the SAMB, there are non-gang members as well. The only ones actually seen in the story, however, are current gang members...maybe a cameo from a former one. The [insert broader term for gang members and non-gang members] just join and leave gangs as they please.

 

*whacks Brandish with Thesaurus* EVEN AI NEW THAT WON!

 

*giggles* Shrines? So they're shrine maidens? *giggles at bad joke*

 

*whacks Marisa with miko stick* Not funny!

 

*hands Tyrian mirror* Here. This is the only thing that loves you

 

*mirror breaks*

 

Nevermind, it hates you, too.

 

Rest of Team RWBY: *jumps around waving hands in the air around Ruby and Tyrian like that one meme* OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH.

 

*I Burn plays in the background as pixelated glasses float down on Ruby's eyes*

 

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Dakka Cult and Absolutely Kawaii Cirno-chan:

 

*(Ring, ring…)

 

Gray: Heya.

 

Is anyone there…?

 

Well, I’ll just leave a message…

 

So…it’s been a while.

 

Since you left, things have gotten…interesting.

 

With Dakku gone, the people looked to Insaney to rule.

 

But he was nowhere to be found.

 

So Dakka just kind of…took over?

 

She’s brainwashed everyone with her stupid TV show.

 

And made the SAMB into her personal paradise.

 

It’s honestly…kinda disturbing.

 

As for me? Oh, yeah…

 

I’m her agent.

 

Dakka: HEY THERE, DARLING!

 

Thank you so much for your hard work…

 

Thanks to you, the SAMB is more exciting than ever!

 

Ooh la la…statues…monuments to my beauty…

 

Flowers in the arrangement of my name…

 

Hedges in the shape of my smile…

 

Under my rule, the SAMB’s problems are over, sweetie!

 

Crowding? Dreariness?

 

Who needs the sun when you’ve got the SPOTLIGHT?!

 

Economic collapse? Education problems? What?!

 

Everything’s covered in rainbow glitter!

 

There are no problems, beautiful!

 

And, I’ve instated a new policy on the Real.

 

If a Real comes here…

 

They can join my fan club for free!

 

Oh, you might be wondering about Azura.

 

Don’t worry!

 

I built a statue of her, too.

 

 

Really though. I realized I was…

 

Not the greatest to her and Daragon.

 

So I went to apologize.

 

And, to ask them to help me rule.

 

You know, with the actual hark work that they’re good with.

 

 

But I couldn’t find them.

 

Trust me, I looked EVERYWHERE.

 

 

Anyway.

 

I hope your life after meeting me…

 

Has been worth living.

 

It must be a struggle.

 

Please, think of me always.

 

Just constantly. Think of me posing. Beautifully…

 

OH YESSSSS~

 

Oh, my kawaii loli assistant wants to talk you.

 

Cirno: HAY!!! IT’S MEH, CIRNO!

 

Imagine meh wear-ring ah frillie doll dress and ah ton of accessories.

 

And imagine Gray wear-ring sungrasses bing ah bouncer.

 

That’s ar laife…it’s sow cool!

 

Tings half gotten way better since yoo came here!

 

Well, minus teh fact that everting stinks…

 

Four anon that doesn’t worhip Dakka.

 

And minus teh fact that meh here-o Insaney-shawarma iz mizzing.

 

Who nos where he went.

 

He never liked Dakka’s show…

 

Peepoll who don’t tend two kind off…

 

Disappear.

 

Ai mizz hem a lot somtims.

 

If yoo see hem, can yoo tell hem ai said high?

 

Tanks! See yoo l8ters!

 

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How dare someone KILL ME?!

 

Oh~ Thank you for including me~

 

Dakka. Stop using the '~' thingy.

 

Nope~

 

You're absolutely right that she doesn't treat me (or Daragon) right! Or anyone!

 

*Throws a dead fish at Azura*

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