Whoa okay @mysteryarrow (since you don't have a nickname and obviously don't deserve one) we're allowed to talk to our friends wherever and whenever we want. If you have a problem with that, get out, we don't want a person like you.
Also, yellow font? Strikethrough? All caps? That completely random *cringe* T39C emoji?
Ew. Just ew.
With a first impression like this, no one's going to want to be friends with you.