That feeling you get when you go on the WOFMB forums and you know that there's another person nicknamed Puppy on there but you don't really care because they're on another MB but you want to see what they're like so you search "Puppy" in the searchbar thing and then you find a post that someone is saying to the WOFMB Puppy that says, "You are the best Puppy, honestly!!" and you really hope that they just forgot to put a comma in between "best" and "Puppy" because otherwise they would be saying that the WOFMB Puppy is better than you and all the other Puppys if there were any other Puppys (yes, I am aware that the plural form of the word "puppy" is spelled "puppies", but it doesn't really matter right now because I'm talking about the nickname Puppy and not the actual word) and then you think, "Oh well, at least I've probably been on longer than them, so if they come onto the SAMB and try to claim the nickname Puppy and another nickname war starts, I'll win because I've been on longer, right?"
So you check the other Puppy's post history just to be sure and they have 220 pages of posts and you go back to the SAMB and check your own post history and you only have 80 pages of posts and your heart sinks because that probably means that they've been on longer than you so you go to the other Puppy's first post and the thread that their first post was on was from 2015 and you joined in 2014 so you're good but still, if they have 140 more pages of posts than you, and they joined their home MB a year earlier than you, then that probably means that you're not posting as much as you should but you still joined earlier than them so it's okay but it's not okay because the other Puppy is like famous on their home MB and you don't even know what other people think of you on your home MB and you don't know what your own personality is and you're so confused and what is a emotions
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(Demigirl ~ She/They)
Aka Spider Puppy, Dog Child, Yppup, Ghost Puppy, or Doggo
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