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moonlightmystery143

every time you see one of these things take a drink. of water. dont do drugs kids

 

- descriptions like "black hair green eyes tall"

- personality in pov

- character has a pet they take everywhere (not counting rodents and other such animals that could be carried in a pocket or something, im talking carrying your cat wherever you go)

- tragic backstory and completely unaffected by it

- learning curves dont exist

- similarly, they master any gained magic the second they get it with no practice or training like any other skill would require

- chosen ones

- one sided evil villain who probably spends his weekends tying pretty girls to train tracks

- flat as a board characters in pov

- wild caricatures of one trait in pov

- gets thrown into circumstances completely different from what theyre used to and completely unaffected by it

- waving and approaching another character while calling out hi to them and having them respond just as happily regardless of personalities/circumstances

- parents died in a car crash

- prophecy birthmarks (eg birthmark shaped strangely like the crest of the people that destroyed your village) that arent just placebo

- sole survivor of a freak accident/tragic whatever but doesnt look or act any different besides maybe living somewhere else

- pages of bumps

- "when can we start poving?"

- dies before the rp starts/soon after

- magic school that doesnt have any normal classes an actual school would have, basically the school is a year round summer camp

- character wears the same thing all the time with no explanation why or anything

- character owns and can perfectly use a number of weapons without any context that would lead to them owning and/or knowing how to use said weapon (take a drink for each weapon)

- similarly, character uses a sword or other similar bladed weapon despite in modern times, mostly a result of rule of cool

- two straight characters madly in love who have a backstory together, created by the same person

- thousands of nicknames for a character

- every character is an introvert

- love at first sight

- all females or maybe one boy if youre lucky, unless theres a rule by the creator that there has to be a balance

- blood siblings that look nothing alike (if theyre twins take two drinks)

 

credit to ever and other cord folks for some of these, though most were my own. feel free to add more, its an expanding list after all

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horsedragon1273

Here's some.

 

-Person creates a character then POVs before character is actually accepted by the person/ persons in charge of the RP

-One sided personalities (ie. Perky, happy, generous, loves people, social butterfly, doesn't think themselves above anyone at all, etc etc or the flip side- dark, depressed, evil, hates everything, believes everybody else to be below them etc etc.)

-Someone completely twisting the plot in an entirely different direction without asking and without warning (take two sips if virtually everyone dings them in it)

-Someone creates 4- 5+ characters and then only POVs as one or two of them, and ignores the rest.

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>ɮᘿl<

There never waֆ a ǝɔoɥɔ

 

Why so silent, good Messieurs?

Did you think that I had left you for good?

 

One day I was walking and I found this big log

 

...Yes, I'm hiding in a crate. Tickets are expensive.

 

DCI.

7-8-14||S.O.S.||Knock

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moonlightmystery143

- siblings with completely different types of names (eg one is named anne and another ekaterine or smth like that)

- rebellious royal syndrome

- similarly, royal characters who dont have any of the responsibilities or whatever that come with being royal

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fly away, little birdy 

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butterflydusk36

how to cure dehydration with eris 

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Ever After~

 i knew a lady lost the forest for the trees

 she grew a lust to bury all underneath

 she cut to their heart,

 she bled them dry

 she kept her fire burning up to the sky

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moonlightmystery143

- character is in a forest and manages to find a stream or clearing at every turn

- three drinks for every deus ex machina or similar plot piece

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fly away, little birdy 

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this is borderline torture theres so much water 

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Ayce/all you can eat

 

im perpetually tired so ayyyyyy 

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moonlightmystery143

disclaimer that i probably should have mentioned earlier: do not try this at home, only at a friends house. this is very risky and could easily result in liver shock from drinking so much water. someone get these cops away from my home.

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fly away, little birdy 

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moonlightmystery143

- all characters have great looks and/or fashion sense regardless of circumstances

- along with that, the only disfigurements or anything that exist are the aforementioned prophecy birthmarks or any bad*** scars

- bright and cheery fairies rather than the actual mischievous and sneaky fairies from folklore

- elves that are just humans with the ears

- swords, bows, and staffs/spears are the only weapons that exist along with the occasional shield

- armor doesnt exist and if it does its only shoulder armor

- magical bonds with animals (take two drinks if its a mythical creature like a dragon, unicorn/other mythical horse, or griffin)

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:.the world needs this luminary.:

.₊*of the stars to shine even brighter!*₊.

fly away, little birdy 

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these describe me when i'm lazy and i can't think of anything but clichés which is 90% of my life

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moonlightmystery143

- wolves and werewolves in general tbh

- shapeshifters (unless its really limited this can get way op if you know how you could use it)

- "werewolves" that can turn into wolves at any time and thus are actually shapeshifters (take two drinks)

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:.the world needs this luminary.:

.₊*of the stars to shine even brighter!*₊.

fly away, little birdy 

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crowsoul50

•Extremely complicated names to the point you just skip over them (take another drink for every middle name they have) 

 

that's all I got right now

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ISHMAEL

 

August 2017 — March 2019

 

13,035 stars uwu

 

When it’s time for you to venture out, don’t let fear have you looking back at what you’re leaving behind. 

 

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eagledragon1343

i am going to be one hydrated person

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puppybutterfly126

My... that's a lot of water from my own RP...

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Starlight Ruewen Random

   Christian | Aspiring Author | Gryffindor

   ✩Hate on the trait, not the person.

        Oldie | Sophitz Shipper | ML Fan

Trust in the Lord with all your heart.

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moonlightmystery143

//casually does a bit of thread necromancy// these may already be up on here but

- semeingly genetic powers that just so happen to line up perfectly with personalities and life situations

- aerith and bob (take one drink for every normal name in a crowd of weird names or one drink for every weird name in a crowd of normal ones, double this amount of theyre siblings)

- vampires that are basically just nocturnal humans with pointy canines

- the only remarkable parts of a person are hair skin and eyes unless theres some weird thing about them like wings or some fantasy thing like ??? whats a body type ?? whats a face structure ?? ????

- everyone has dark hair and light eyes or really light hair light eyes and if they have dark eyes theyre black like ?? medium brown eyes medium brown hair never heard of em

- medieval fantasy: now with less sexism, racism, general bigotry, and general grossness

- medieval fantasy where girls are just constantly going around wearing mens clothes because they dont like the dresses and they somehow dont get immediately burned at the stake for it

- royalty all wear prom dresses

- generic medieval with nothing belonging to specific cultures but hey its medieval

- no one ever makes stupid mistakes and if they do it turns out to conveniently be the right way after all

- adults dont exist and if they do theyre either evil or elderly mentors

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butterflycandy273

where can i play this game?

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i look at myself and say

that i will be happy

 

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turquoisepegasus48

hydration is important

this is extreme hydration, try not to drown challenge

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ALEX (Silver/Eevee) Lunice-Ignorè-Argentum-Moonhaven

SAMBer&WoFMBer

QueenOfEvilPlotsFadingOutOfThreadsSprayingOthersW/Lemonade&Shruggles

#TanenTheDementorLives#AwkwardGreyPanromanticAsexual

BasicallyMyBlog@/191659(SA)

06/19/14Yo02/07/15

@candy just grab some water and pull up any rp on here

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bandi➳//➳ rogue

(backup/mobile account for eris)

 

You say 'we gotta look on the bright side'

I say 'well maybe if you wanna go blind'

You say my eyes are getting too dark now

But boy, you ain't ever seen my mind

 

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catdragon13873

-the smol child always has a tragic backstory and is either traumatized or completely fine 

-torturing the sweetest most cinnamon roll character 

-animals somehow know exactly what everything is 

-animals being lgbtq+ and everyone being fine with it 

-medieval characters being lgbtq+ and not being burned at the stake 

 

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JADE SQUIDSHIPQUAKE

oceans rise, empires fall

we have seen each other through it all

 

for even if i‘m far away i hold you in my heart

 

no matter where you go

you’ll never be alone

 

toffee’s still a walnut

 

I'm going down with this ship

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catdragon13873

Also. *takes Drink of water because of all the nicknames for a certain character in the Disgrace RP*

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JADE SQUIDSHIPQUAKE

oceans rise, empires fall

we have seen each other through it all

 

for even if i‘m far away i hold you in my heart

 

no matter where you go

you’ll never be alone

 

toffee’s still a walnut

 

I'm going down with this ship

hey eris can i like sue u or smt cuz my insides bursted and i mean it's fine if u don't want me to but like it would b nice if i could 

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Ever 

hear the thunder in this quiet trembling sigh 

 

  “ if you never saw the stars, 

candles were enough 

 

ayita, my better twin

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crowsoul50

Double your water intake for every time a character magically dodges a hit or recovers quickly. Put salt in your water if it’s suddenly revealed that the  character cannot actually die and is a god/demigod/Uber magical kiddo. 

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ISHMAEL

 

August 2017 — March 2019

 

13,035 stars uwu

 

When it’s time for you to venture out, don’t let fear have you looking back at what you’re leaving behind. 

 

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moonlightmystery143

hey hey hey ever i put that disclaimer in there for a reason

also

- medieval women who can actually do stuff without being burned at the stake (five drinks if it involves magic)

- medieval characters who can do magic stuff with no consequence and without trying to hide it

- uber weak character becomes uber powerful uber quickly

- p r o p h e c i e s

- everyone happens to have the same personality with no real reason why

- medieval girl wears mens clothes because apparently even peasants dresses were uncomfortable and scratchy and all that and somehow she doesnt get burned at the stake either (take two drinks if shes in the public eye like if shes royalty or something)

- medieval fantasy except minus the grossness and bigotry

- medieval girl is somehow allowed to show skin without being burned at the stake (two drinks if its more than just some collarbone and shes like showing off them legs left and right)

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moonlightmystery143

- everyone is emo/borderline emo/emo personality

- character whos only trait is their tragic backstory and the fact that theyve been through some ****

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darkwizard810

When someone responds and makes you do something and you’re like ok but and then it goes to far and you like die etc.

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Hi my name is Red and You’re watching Disney Channel

 

 

7th Grade Male

 

Pokemon Trainer

Boy Scout

 

BotW is life

Campaigner 

If I’m acting crazy, I have ADHD

 

Spirit Tracks is underrated

General Geek(not a nerd)

 SAMB B-Day: 12/5/2017(dec.)

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moonlightmystery143

wh

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catdragon13873

-medieval fantasy but people can have weird colored hair (streaked, dyed, whatever) without being burned at the stake 

-everybody calls the villain some weird generic name like The Guy  

-being able to read minds with no problems or mental health issues 

-character being mind controlled or possessed and the other characters are able to snap them out of it just by saying I love you, I know you’re in there, you can fight this etc. Double points if they lose and have to fight the main characters again

 

the second one I am guilty of. In this one RP, we call one of the villains The Guy for fun.

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JADE SQUIDSHIPQUAKE

oceans rise, empires fall

we have seen each other through it all

 

for even if i‘m far away i hold you in my heart

 

no matter where you go

you’ll never be alone

 

toffee’s still a walnut

 

I'm going down with this ship

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catdragon13873

*casually revives this old dead thread* 

 

-Take a drink if the RP dies and then gets rebooted.

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JADE SQUIDSHIPQUAKE

oceans rise, empires fall

we have seen each other through it all

 

for even if i‘m far away i hold you in my heart

 

no matter where you go

you’ll never be alone

 

toffee’s still a walnut

 

I'm going down with this ship

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coindragon103

*drinks*

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Queen of fire nekos

Hufflepuff|ThreadGhost|Inactive|loyal SAMBer|

"I'll never give up. The gone disease is strong, but we are stronger." Me, just now

#ForeverFluffeh

#RememberTheLost

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darkwolf6599

I would be chugging water except I'm too lazy to get up and grab a bottle.

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Siggy remodel in progress.

 

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*pours an entire glass of water on my head*

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- Someone neglects to even write the character's name and just does a pov in first person, somehow thinking everyone magically knows name

 

- People insist on reviving rps that you gave up on

 

- The longest descriptions for the most simplest things in forms

 

Eh I'll do more later

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It don't matter what my name is

 

I don't got one, I'm not famous, no

 

         

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dragonheart5600

-character has an evil flipside (2 sips if the characters were once one and split apart without explination)

-character has a backstory as an animal

-character becomes human through magic

-character becomes human through experiments

-character is an impossible hybrid

-character is an animal through magic

-character is an animal through experiment

-character is a talking animal (unless its an animal roleplay)

-character has a tragic backstory to explain something random

-character is an animal that is not eating the right things

-everyone has a tragic backstory, yet theres no sympathy

-character works with everyone, even though they are introverted

-character can suddenly have convenient powers

-someone sounds like a cinema sins when its read with sarcasm

-dead character is alive  for no reason (2 sips if the death is tragic)

-height doesn't exist

-weight doesnt exist

-skin color doesn't exist

-only fire water air and nature elements exist

 

welp, thats all i can think of. imma go drink a gallon of water

 

 

mods please let this through

 

-catwolf76/your local infinite iguana

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Proud hufflepuff

pma!

beauty comes from unity

where people taunt, hope says “try one more time”

#youbelongtoaduck

your loving hybrid friend,

catwolf76

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dragonheart5600

i have some more

-evil character is secretly good

-vice versa

-someone gets unattainable items (too sips if its a realistic role-play, five sips if the items cant even be found there.)

-everyone dies for the same reason (cough the day i died cough)

-an original idea becomes unoriginal

-the evil character can do anything, but when he's about to end the good guy, he screws up

-the evil character is an assumed gender

-"you can't hit me cuz (insert blatant excuse here)"

-you join a role-play even when you have no idea what the topic is

-an injury heals instantly with no explanation (half a glass if it was fatal, too cups if they were dead)

-*taps roleplayer* "OMG HOW DARE U I'M BETTER THAN U DON'T TAP ME IM THE LOST DAUGHTER OF SCOURGE(20 HOURS LATER) I SAID ONE HIT DO U NOT KNOW ONE HIT (done after 5 years)" bruh. chill. (this isn't aimed at anyone. but if this has happened to you, then feel free to drown :))

-using one name for every roleplay (im gonna need 5 bottles of water. i overuse jacky in aj roleplays.)

-dying without explination

-character is another species/an angel/ect. even without having any evidence, but HEY! itsa roleplay!

-you go with the first cliche' in your head, and everyone else uses the cliche'

 

thats all i got. sorry for the annoying bump.

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Cat/Sylvia

Proud hufflepuff

pma!

beauty comes from unity

where people taunt, hope says “try one more time”

#youbelongtoaduck

your loving hybrid friend,

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unicornwolf33

Don't mind me adding to this list...

 

-The obligatory "crush" section on forms for roleplays despite the fact that romance has nothing to do with the plot

-All the female characters must be slim and attractive, or they're described as average but have amazingly clear skin, a 24" waist and weigh 100 lbs if that

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This is all great but don't drink 28 gallons today.

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~Topaz

*I have returned!*

The world's not falling apart, its falling into place. We see only a few pieces of the puzzle while the creator sees them all.

 

Proud  Christian

 

Jw|K|Jx|S|B

 

#Remember the Lost

#Moresigspace

Jade = twin

 

2019 is a green bean