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hunterwolf85

one day, I realised I didn't have any grocieries, so iran down to the shops to get them. 

i picked up a bright red chile and a canada beans that i like to put on cupcakes, but something was missing

"mate," i said to the cashier, "where is the turkey?"

"idk, you should czech the fridge."

so i started russian over there as fast as i could

and it was covered in a layer of sticky greece!

"ew!" i said. "there is norway i can eat that!"

so i went home, and i decided to just settle for iraq of ribs, but they were a bit lacking

"i need some pudding" i thought, but i only had one cuba sugar!!

"hopefully that will sweden my tastebuds."

there was a sharp tap on the door. "kenya just be quiet im trying to eat my pudding."

"wait!" said the guy at the door. "let me ex-spain."

"no." i said. "i'm china eat my pudding go away."

 

and that kids was how i met your father

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f o r u m p h a r a o h

violinist // whovian // ENFJ // slytherin // aries

"the blushing light, just another la devotee"

Utensil Police // Duck Cultist

"deep blue but you painted me golden"

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hydrahoneydew9

rip 

greece is an awesome place tho

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 ocean 

your evil fandom reference queen

haunted by knee bruise goblins | nr's mb-sis

|probably playing miitopia| drowning in ships|

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(thanks eris)

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#wafflesarefriends

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I approve of this post

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Daughter of Iris  

"Don't worry Ruby, I'm combat ready" Penny Polendina (RWBY)  

Ever is best twin  

   *pokes your nose* boop

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#Bumbleby

 Not gonna dye my hair half white half red cuz todoroki why would you think that

 

 

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butterflydusk36

ne,pal

kenya not 

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Ever After~

 i knew a lady lost the forest for the trees

 she grew a lust to bury all underneath

 she cut to their heart,

 she bled them dry

 she kept her fire burning up to the sky

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wolfdreamtime201

WHALE then...

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AKA Mozilla

Cʜᴀɴᴄʟᴇᴛᴀ Qᴜᴇᴇɴ

օղӀվ í ɾҽՏҽɾѵҽ Եհҽ ɾíցհԵ Եօ ʍɑƘҽ ƒմղ օƒ ʍí ɑʍíցօՏ

 Like a pheonix I will rise and fly from the ashes 

 

Draw a circle there's the Earth! 

 

 

#Christian

#Deltasquad

 

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hunterwolf85

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f o r u m p h a r a o h

violinist // whovian // ENFJ // slytherin // aries

"the blushing light, just another la devotee"

Utensil Police // Duck Cultist

"deep blue but you painted me golden"

#AllPeopleArePeople

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dragonhydra1737

How

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 Corgi

Tempest /⚡️ Art3mis®

When your computer's broken so you can't fix your sig

DRAGON

DEMIGOD

#Temp

 

Trust is a double sided blade

I'm partially sane. And you?

Wait for it

REBEL

 

¯\_()_/¯

 

 

This world just drove me insane

 

☮️

 

 

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eagledragon1343

well

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eve

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platinumdragon2816

EY, I have almost all of my moms side of my family that are worse in grammar  than that and act like they were born in a barn. That's why my cousins are so terrible.

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#FishFlops

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"Ben no flirting with dangerous war criminals."

 

-Marvel

-Star Wars

-X Men

-Sebastian Stan tho

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Brilliant, just brilliant. You my friend are a master of puns.

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Please call me Chi

Nobody is Nobody; Everybody is Somebody

 An aspiring writer, songwriter and artist

 Book Ghost #8

 R.I.P Percy Jackson's pillow pet

Fire wants to burn 

Water wants to flow

Air wants to rise

Earth wants to bind

Chaos wants to devour

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bookdragon296

NO CLEO GIVE ME OF ROLE OF MASTER OF PUNS BACK

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Ayita Mirima Historia  

Daughter of Iris  

"Don't worry Ruby, I'm combat ready" Penny Polendina (RWBY)  

Ever is best twin  

   *pokes your nose* boop

 Tempa

#Bumbleby

 Not gonna dye my hair half white half red cuz todoroki why would you think that

 

 

All hail master Cleo, the new pun master!

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aphrodite

she told me to put my heart in the bag

and nobody gets hurt

now i'm running from her love (i'm not fast)

so i'm making it worse

now i'm digging up a grave from my past

i'm a whole different person

it's a gift and a curse

and i cannot reverse it

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hunterwolf85

:))))))))

 

oh pizza

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f o r u m p h a r a o h

violinist // whovian // ENFJ // slytherin // aries

"the blushing light, just another la devotee"

Utensil Police // Duck Cultist

"deep blue but you painted me golden"

#AllPeopleArePeople

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amazingdawn82

*laughs hysterically* YES CLEO IS THE PUN MASTER!!!

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*~Alheimur Elysium~*

Call me Alheimur, 'kay?

 She/Her

Joined 10/16/16

"There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle." ~ Albert Einstein

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OMG YES CLEO IS THE PUN MASTER

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Leafwhisker

Wolfstar

Tigerfang

Stormy

Lulu

Whitefoot

Hornetfire

Hornetflick

Daisyleaf

Winston

Landslide

Snowy

Blackout

Birdpaw

 

#Icewhisker

 

I'm weird. Get used to it

 

Im insane; you?

 

~Christian~

  

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actorbrainy16

LOL

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Andra/Emmi M-D-W 

Christian †

Actress :-D D-:

Writer => ~

Autistic :'P

Singer ♪

etc...

  

I can do all things through Christ who strengthens me (Philippians 4:13)

 

MeJoKeDuAnRaCaAcShLuKaLeOd

 

 

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bookdragon296

;-;

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Ayita Mirima Historia  

Daughter of Iris  

"Don't worry Ruby, I'm combat ready" Penny Polendina (RWBY)  

Ever is best twin  

   *pokes your nose* boop

 Tempa

#Bumbleby

 Not gonna dye my hair half white half red cuz todoroki why would you think that

 

 

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dragonhydra1737

Pats

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Tempest /⚡️ Art3mis®

When your computer's broken so you can't fix your sig

DRAGON

DEMIGOD

#Temp

 

Trust is a double sided blade

I'm partially sane. And you?

Wait for it

REBEL

 

¯\_()_/¯

 

 

This world just drove me insane

 

☮️

 

 

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dogdragon1303

Lol!

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Embyr

 

Proud Christian!

 

Send a fully armed battalion

 

Acting the goat

 

I'd rather stand with God, and be judged by the world, than stand with the world, and be judged by God.

 

Proud member of Mrs. Wolfe's Haven (RP)!

 

//hiss hiss Slytherin//