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I like how you mention the Wiki and stuff, and how Armleg is so hot because that never happens in warriors. XD

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Haha, thank you!

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it’s a mental b r e a k d o w n *off key kazoo*

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Yeah that justmade my day :)

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Leafwhisker

Wolfstar

Tigerfang

Stormy

Lulu

Whitefoot

Hornetfire

Hornetflick

Daisyleaf

Winston

Landslide

Snowy

Blackout

Birdpaw

 

#Icewhisker

 

I'm weird. Get used to it

 

Im insane; you?

 

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#Fade

 

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Best chapter yet!

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Up

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The world's not falling apart, its falling into place. We see only a few pieces of the puzzle while the creator sees them all.

 

✧Proud Christian✧

 

#Remember the Lost

#Moresigspace

Jade = twin

 

乐!

 

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Your intro was great :)

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The glitch is over now, so you BETTER post the next chapter!

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Please?

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BUMP THIS NEEDS TO CONTINUE 

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crowsoul50

Expect a chapter soon, it will include Armleg’s 100% Totally Awesome Mentoring Experience (TAME) and a bunch of really stupid apprentices 

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GO UP AND STAY UP!!!

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bumplez

 

this cannot die

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ceol

infp // libra // hufflepuff // bisexual

ill see you in the future when were older

  and we are full of stories to be told

() ~remember chester bennington~

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Agreed!

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crowsoul50

Apparently giving myself deadlines makes me avoid them. 

Chapter Whatever

 

Cringepaw awoke to being forcefully dragged out of the apprentice’s den by his mentor, Armleg. He had barely slept the night before as he was too excited, but this was definitely not how he wanted to be woken up. He had to give props to Armleg, though. The cat wasn’t much bigger than Cringepaw himself, yet the tom pulled him along with relative ease. 

“Alright, I’m up!” grumbled the apprentice, to which Armleg promptly dropped him in response. 

“About time!” Armleg mewed curtly. “All the other apprentices are already up and—” He caught sight of Weedheart and Mountaindew walking to the fresh-kill pile and winked. Both were so caught up in his radiant beauty that they fell facefirst into the pile of prey. Cringepaw looked on in admiration and vowed to wake up earlier so as not to miss valuable training such as this. Armleg purred in satisfaction and started briskly walking out of camp. The apprentice followed him, shaking off sleep that still clung to him like wet moss. 

“Don’t we get to eat before we train?” he asked blearily. 

“Winners get dinners. Or breakfasts, in this case. Besides, you spent your time for eating asleep.” 

Cringepaw sighed and resigned himself to an empty stomach. At least it was a beautiful morning. The sun shone through the trees and warmed his pelt, making his rude awakening a little more bearable. He shook out his pelt as they walked, trying to get the dust out. 

“First lesson in your apprenticeship; I’m always right. My training style is one of the best— nay, THE best, around. Everyone tries to copy it, but none can do it like me. I call it TAME, which stands for Totally Awesome Mentoring Experience. Awesome for me and not for you, because it’s essentially child labor, but let’s not get into that.” 

Mentor and apprentice arrived at the training area. It was a large clearing with ancient trees surrounding it. The clearing was mostly dirt from the countless paws that had been there before. The other apprentices were already there with their mentors. Foxbreath, a red tom with a black tail was trying to calm down an undersized ball of light grey fluff that Cringepaw recognized as Mumblepaw. She looked inconsolable over something, and Cringepaw strained to hear what Foxbreath was saying over the sound of her wailing. 

“...It’s okay, he’s in a better place now, there’s no reason to cry about it, he was just a caterpillar. He was bound to be stepped on sometime!”

Mumblepaw whipped around, her eyes ablaze. “Just a caterpillar? JUST a caterpillar? I’ll have you know that Twiggy fought off eight BADGERS. BY HIMSELF! Could you do that? No! Because you’re not a caterpillar, that’s why!” she spat, doing anything but mumbling. Foxbreath looked like he wanted a tree to fall on him and backed away from his screaming apprentice. He caught sight of Armleg and Cringepaw and ran over to them. 

“Oh thank the stars you’re finally here Armleg!” he cast a reproachful look at the apprentice then went on. “You have to help me, I accidentally stepped on Twiggy this morning and Mumblepaw has been doing this for hours. I didn’t know her lungs were big enough to produce such volume and I think I’m going deaf!”

”I’ll handle it.” Armleg started towards Foxbreath’s apprentice, motioning for his own apprentice to follow. 

When Mumblepaw saw them coming her way, she wailed even louder and went into a fresh bout of hysterics. Armleg leaned over to Cringepaw and yelled into his ear, “Second lesson of your apprenticeship; always be helpful to your Clanmates. Then you can use them to your advantage when the time comes and guilt them into killing your mate because she was threatening to expose your forbidden relationship with the current medicine cat. But you didn’t hear it from me.”

Cringepaw took a minute to process the information and then sat down to watch Armleg at work. 

The large tom crouched down to Mumblepaw’s level. She was currently shredding a leaf with her claws to lay over the dead caterpillar, all the while screeching her lungs out. 

“Hey Mumblepaw?” Armleg said gently. “Listen to me for a minute.”

The apprentice glared at him but stopped screaming. “What.”

”I know you’re sad about Twiggy, but remember this, it’s very important.” Mumblepaw sat up straight and attentively. “You’ll never amount to anything in the Clan. You’re mediocre warrior material at best, and the only reason you’ll pass your assessment is because no one will want to deal with you. You will die in obscurity and no one will love you,” Armleg concluded, his voice still soothing.”No one.”

Mumblepaw sniffled and stood up. “Thank you, Armleg.” she said sincerely. “I feel much better now.”

”Now that that’s over, we can start training for the day.” Armleg said, padding to the middle of the clearing. “But where are the other four, Mellowflare and Moonpaw, and Jinglebell and Specialpaw?”

”Out hunting. They decided that they couldn’t wait for you and Cringepaw and left.” Replied Foxbreath, looking considerably more at ease now that his apprentice had stopped blowing out his eardrums. 

“Hmm. Alright then, let’s start training without them, then.”

Mumblepaw shuffled over to Cringepaw. “Today is going to be the worst day of your life so far,” she mumbled. 

Cringepaw stared at her and started to ask what she meant, but Armleg has already made his way over to them. 

“Nothing like a good ol’ swim in the rapids for the first day of training, huh Cringepaw?”

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Oh my goodness, that sure was something Ishmael.

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XD

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~Topaz

 

The world's not falling apart, its falling into place. We see only a few pieces of the puzzle while the creator sees them all.

 

✧Proud Christian✧

 

#Remember the Lost

#Moresigspace

Jade = twin

 

乐!

 

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That chapter was longer than I thought it would be, but I’m 90% I didn’t accidentally say “Cringekit” instead of “Cringepaw” so I will consider that a win. 

 

 

What do you think Cringy’s warrior name will be?

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Armleg what

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RIP Twigy

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Cringeface.

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horsedragon1273

Hmmm...

 

Cringeface

Cringewords

Cringey

Cringecringe

Cringesomethingoranother

Cringeidontevenknowanymore

 

 

 

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Masquerade!

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He's riding hard to catch that herd but he ain't caught 'em yet

 

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Cringethecringiest

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The world's not falling apart, its falling into place. We see only a few pieces of the puzzle while the creator sees them all.

 

✧Proud Christian✧

 

#Remember the Lost

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乐!

 

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I like Cringeface but we’ve already got Herbface

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Cringefall 

Cringetooth 

Cringetail 

Cringenewt 

Cringebelly 

 

Ta Da

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Doppelganger

 

Going great Ishmael! :)

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Next Word:

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#SPOOKAY

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Cringeking

Cringesupercallifragilisticexpealidoscious

Cringeflame

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~Topaz

 

The world's not falling apart, its falling into place. We see only a few pieces of the puzzle while the creator sees them all.

 

✧Proud Christian✧

 

#Remember the Lost

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乐!

 

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Wait, he could be....

*air drumrolls*

 

Cringelord.

 

 

Although I suppose that Edgekit would become Edgelord but hey what do I know.

 

Or Cringepaw could become 

 

Cringeshrug

Cringetail

Cringefluff

Cringeycringe

Or, once more, Cringesomethingoranother

Or even Cringewiki

Or the long version Cringewikidon'tfailmenow

 

 

... I'll stop now. Some of those are kinda jokey (yes, even for this work of art.)

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Oh hey

 

Armleg’s theme songs

Rasputin by Boney M. 

Everybody Loves Me by OneRepublic

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Bump

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The world's not falling apart, its falling into place. We see only a few pieces of the puzzle while the creator sees them all.

 

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#Remember the Lost

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Bump

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乐!

 

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Ishmael if you've already written the next chapter please post it. If you haven't, then please hurry. I'm sorry I'm just really obsessed with this.

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This cannot die!

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What..?

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Fafnir

 

 

Mr Manticore

Mars

Fishnir

 

INFJ

#Panda Lazer

#Fade

#Remember Zoe and Sally

I’m particularlgoofinder!

My philosophy is that worrying means you suffer twice.

 

Hey all, crippling depression here!

 

Can we skip to the good part?

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Just sent a chapter

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Chapter Sorry This Kind Of Died

 

After an intense training montage, Cringepaw collapsed onto the shoreline. The rapids weren’t horribly violent or anything— a strong warrior such as Armleg could traverse them easily— but for a new apprentice could easily die. Cringepaw felt dead. Mumblepaw sat next to Cringepaw, licking her chest fur. She had done great in the water, her anger at Twiggy’s death seemingly making her fly over the water. When the two mentors had them Practice water fighting, she held him under the water with a jovial expression and it was only because Foxbreath called her off that Cringepaw got out of the water at all. 

“Nice job, you two.” Armleg mewed, coming gracefully out of the water like a land fish. The sun shone on his rippling muscles as he shook out his pelt. Mumblepaw flashed the other apprentice a look as Foxbreath sighed in admiration from the water before clambering out himself, also shaking out his pelt, albeit much less attractively. 

Cringepaw heard a rustle in the bushes behind him and turned to see the other apprentices and their mentors padding into view. Mellowflare and her apprentice, Moonpaw, were carrying a mouse each. The only way to describe the warrior was shiny. Her pelt practically glowed in the sun, and Moonpaw was squinting just from being near her. The silver apprentice gave him a look of sympathy, but Cringepaw couldn’t tell if it was because of training in the rapids or having to spend time with Mumblepaw. 

There was a louder rustle coupled with a metallic twinkling sound, signaling the arrival of Jinglebell. She burst through the bushes with a jolly yowl and Cringepaw was overwhelmed with the smell of peppermint. The obscene red color of the young warriors fur almost rivaled Mellowflare. 

Her apprentice, Specialpaw, came trotting out behind her, carrying enough prey to feed the clan for weeks. The pure white apprentice dropped the eighteen squirrels in her mouth and looked at him quizzically. “This the new one?” she asked, shifting her gaze to Armleg. 

The warrior nodded and Cringepaw suddenly realized the two were related. It made sense; she certainly inherited his good looks, but who was keeping track? 

“Good. He can carry this, then.” Specialpaw disappeared into the bushes and came back moments later, dragging a fox carcass. Seeing everyone’s shock, the white cat merely shrugged. “Killed it myself. It was looking at me funny outside the border.” 

Cringepaw s eyes widened. I have to carry that? It’s almost twice my size!

He looked over at Armleg for help, but his mentor only had eyes for Specialpaw and was practically glowing with pride. He turned to his apprentice and flashed a toothy grin. “What are you waiting for?”

Slowly, the apprentice walked over to the fox. He was just about to pick it up when it sprang to life with a high pitched squeal. Cringepaw shrieked and leaped back. All of the other warriors were just standing there, their eyes shining with mirth. 

Specialpaw stood in front of the fox and started making weird noises at it. It took a few moment before Cringepaw realized she was speaking to it. The fox listened attentively, then with a wink at the frightened apprentice, leaped into the undergrowth and away from the cats. 

Armleg nudged his apprentice, nearly knocking him back into the rapids. 

“Welcome to warrior training. Lesson three: If you’re not dying, you’re not trying.”

 

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Armleg is full of much wisdom.

 

 

Mellowflare is shiny YES

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I suppose this is a Warrior Cats fanfic? I haven't read that but this is SO FUNNY

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Demigirl | she/her/they/them | Artist

 

And all my friends just left!

But oh how I miss y'all.

Even though pain is temporary,

It seems it'll never go away.

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@Bixbite

It’s a trashfic disguised under correct grammar

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