*sits on top of a box marked LIVE ANIMAL where a steady stream of angry bangs and creative language is coming from*
It took me a while to catch him since he kept trying to banish me into the Abyss, but I finally managed it. Everyone, this is the official introduction of Ishamel, the product of a thread about murdered pianos and typos. *jumps off the box*
*breaks the lid and almost faceplants trying to get out, is wearing a maestros’ outfit with a tailcoat and strikingly purple hair* —SWEAR IF YOU THROW ME DOWN ANOTHER FLIGHT OF STAIRS IN THAT CURSED BOX I WILL MOST CERTAINLY TAKE YOU DOWN WITH ME—
Chill. It was only like, eight times that happened. And besides, if you stopped trying to karate chop your way out, it would have been so much easier for the both of us.
I sincerely doubt that. *sighs* So who are these weird-looking people?
They’re from the Message Boards. You’re in the SAMB.
Shush! Stop being so negative, or I’ll put you back in the box.
*turns to the SAMBers* Quick, ask him questions before he starts destroying things. Well, more than he already has!
I heard that.
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