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greenstorm25

This particular forum game has been around since (At least) 2014, and I feel that everyone here should play it at least once (because it's super fun)

 

To play, you simply list a couple ways to get banned from the place stated in the title.  Be creative! 

 

I'll start:

 

1.  Recreate The Circle of Life with the taxidermy animals. Hold a small child up and pretend that it's Simba.

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Waffle (Hart Traitare)

ISFP

She/her

Whovian

Hufflepuff

Socially inept

Perpetually tired, stressed, and confused

Proud member of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints

 

 

 yeehaw

 

 

 

 

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happyhopeful24

Climb on something. Bonus if it's an animal fossil. 

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happeh  

 

people come into our lives for a reason

bringing something we must learn

we are led to those who help us most to grow

we help them in return

i don't know if i believe that's true

but i know i'm who i am today

because i knew you

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mermaidfairy2030

Mess with the mannequins and recreate scenes from movies or history. Or ride on a stuffed horse. That works too.

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Arial (with Andale)

 

This world’s never truly dark

Come together now

Let’s find a galaxy we can call

Home, and let’s vow

To never let the moon’s light cloud

 

cultist of hinanan and zur

 

SHSL Esper

 

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darkwolf6599

Create a scene from a movie kids should not be seeing from various finds in the human anatomy section.

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Siggy remodel in progress.

 

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darkwolf6599

Spell a really bad word out of stuff you find that can be seen from birds-eye view.

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Siggy remodel in progress.

 

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darkwolf6599

Create a scene from the movie Night at the Museum. Bonus points if you include the broken windows and dust.

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Siggy remodel in progress.

 

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puppybutterfly126

Steal someones coffee and go," OLVAN WE TOLD YOU YOU COULDN'T HAVE COFFEE ANYMORE BECAUSE YOU GET TOO HYPER. THIS GOES IN THE TRASH NOW." Then you "accidentally" trip and spill it all over them.

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Starlight Ruewen Random

   Christian | Aspiring Author | Gryffindor

   ✩Hate on the trait, not the person.

        Oldie | Sophitz Shipper | ML Fan

Trust in the Lord with all your heart.

            Book Lover | Pianist | #STS

Bork ou woof ou bork bork bork bork bork bork bork. Borkborkborkborkborkbork!

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˙ʞɹoq ʞɹoq no ʞɹoq ʞɹoq no ʞɹoq

ʞɹoq

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moonlightmystery143

go out on a date with a statue or portrait

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☆.。.:* ASTERIA .。.:*☆

°₊writing momcat dealer₊°

:.the world needs this luminary.:

.₊*of the stars to shine even brighter!*₊.

fly away, little birdy 

°:. *₊ ° . ☆ °:. *₊☆ ° . ° . °:. *₊ .

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greenstorm25

Tell a large horde of kids that everything in the gift shop is free.

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Waffle (Hart Traitare)

ISFP

She/her

Whovian

Hufflepuff

Socially inept

Perpetually tired, stressed, and confused

Proud member of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints

 

 

 yeehaw

 

 

 

 

11. Write the Bee Movie script on a didactic panel.

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Fizzy

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crowsoul50

Find a school group just walking in and declare yourself their tour guide. Take them around the museum and feed them false information. If a real employee approaches you, scream “IMPOSTER” and attack. Bonus points if you break something. 

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ISHMAEL

 

August 2017 — March 2019

 

13,035 stars uwu

 

When it’s time for you to venture out, don’t let fear have you looking back at what you’re leaving behind. 

 

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darkwolf6599

Sit around acting really sketchy, and when someone comes up to you you can say you haven't eaten in three days. If they offer you food, say you don't like that kind of food. Bonus points if you eat the exact same type of food in front of them as they leave.

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greenstorm25

Start a museum-wide food fight.

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Waffle (Hart Traitare)

ISFP

She/her

Whovian

Hufflepuff

Socially inept

Perpetually tired, stressed, and confused

Proud member of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints

 

 

 yeehaw

 

 

 

 

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butterflycat1708

Pretend you're a dog (and destroy the fossils)

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  SPECTER

~ They/them ~ Nerdy friendo ~

 

Fight!

The universe calls.

Let the star's light

Refract into the night.

After all,

This world's never

truly dark.

 

+*~Believe~*+

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butterflycat1708

Pretend you're a dog (and destroy the fossils)

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  SPECTER

~ They/them ~ Nerdy friendo ~

 

Fight!

The universe calls.

Let the star's light

Refract into the night.

After all,

This world's never

truly dark.

 

+*~Believe~*+

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wolfdragon37424

Pony ride on the dinos!! Break into a glass case with ancient clothing and layer yourself in weird hats and pelts. Then walk around playing "Me Too" on your Ipod.
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¢αтѕн❖¢к 

 

 

        I'll see you in the future...

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catdragon13873

Dress in ancient Arabic robes and ride a camel into the museum. Bonus points if you go to the Silk Road exhibit.

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JADE SQUIDSHIPQUAKE

oceans rise, empires fall

we have seen each other through it all

 

for even if i‘m far away i hold you in my heart

 

no matter where you go

you’ll never be alone

 

toffee’s still a walnut

 

I'm going down with this ship

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darkwolf6599

Sit there and keep begging for free admission.

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dogice169

cool game

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☃            ◕ ᴥ ◕  ❅             ☃

    ☁          Lilly  Cicle          ☁                    signature made on the 2/26/18           

 

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lionlynx822

That is just HILARIOUS

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We live together as brothers and sisters but apart as we are from different places. But the rich and the poor and the worst and the best shouldn't be treated wrong 

because we all are humans.

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lionlynx822

Start screaming and saying inappropriate things and doing things you shouldn't be, such as breaking glass, touching things, stealing things and lots more. 

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We live together as brothers and sisters but apart as we are from different places. But the rich and the poor and the worst and the best shouldn't be treated wrong 

because we all are humans.

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butterflycandy273

Run around screaming that the museum is on fire, after breaking one of the artifacts, of course.

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loading candy.exe...

 

i look at myself and say

that i will be happy

 

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star count: 2573

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darkwolf6599

Scream: "YOU FARTED ON MY WAFFLE" at the top of your lungs and then hide in the "Stages Of Digestion" area. Bonus points if you can manage to find a waffle exhibit. 

 

What am I doing?

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emeraldeagle1741

Run around the museum yelling about how many ships Ishmael is in. Bonus points if you can make someone listen to you ramble about hammock flavored drinks.

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ivy

 

why are uppercase and lowercase letters a thing? why don't we just write in all caps or all lc.? it's basically just western languages that do this? is this another relic of our eurocentric mentality and world? if so, i reject this way of life

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stormfire194

27: Jump in through the window to enter. Bonus points if you land on someone or something.

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t

 

I am the night

I am the shadow

I am the stars

I am the sky

B u t    I    w i l l    n e v e r    b e    a n y o n e    b u t    m y s e l f. . .

 

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iceclaws188

Me, 1st Grade on a field trip: My friend and I accidentally backed up into the rear end of a roman statue in front of the whole class. 2 museum staff, 4 chaperons, and 3 teachers couldn't restore order to the the class and we had to leave early.

 

Another thing you can do, put clothes on one of the nude statues. 

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Renegade - Ren - Renny

        aesthetically pleasing

                 and somewhat edgy

  Female/Bi/Fangirl

 Hope Hustle for Your Dreams

           ✵✵✵ 

 #WhiteInkWasWorthIt

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catdragon13873

Ishmael's idea, but take the school group to the Greek statues exhibit (that's where most of the nude statues are)

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JADE SQUIDSHIPQUAKE

oceans rise, empires fall

we have seen each other through it all

 

for even if i‘m far away i hold you in my heart

 

no matter where you go

you’ll never be alone

 

toffee’s still a walnut

 

I'm going down with this ship

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topazhamster42

-yell "DON'T EAT MY BEST FRIEND! HE/SHE IS A CANNIBAL!" at some eating a cheeseburger (reference to the video The real reason why Tigerstar became evil)

 

-steal a nude statue and put it in the girls restroom. Then go find a security guard and tell them that there is a naked man in the girls restroom. Bonus points if you get a male security guard to investigate.

 

-dump gasoline by a fire related exhibit and start singing DECK THE HALLS WITH GASOLINE. Bonus points if you sat the gasoline on fire first

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~Topaz

*I have returned!*

The world's not falling apart, its falling into place. We see only a few pieces of the puzzle while the creator sees them all.

 

Proud  Christian

 

Jw|K|Jx|S|B

 

#Remember the Lost

#Moresigspace

Jade = twin

 

2019 is a green bean

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iceclaws188

Get fashionable and try on a 17th century corset then get your friend to tie it tight then tell someone your friend is suffocating. 

 

Jump on a dinosaur skeleton replica and yell, "YEHAW!" 

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Renegade - Ren - Renny

        aesthetically pleasing

                 and somewhat edgy

  Female/Bi/Fangirl

 Hope Hustle for Your Dreams

           ✵✵✵ 

 #WhiteInkWasWorthIt

    ^Write that in your sig^

     If you see this message.

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catdragon13873

Bring a Bluetooth speaker. Pull out your phone (if you have one, required for this scene). Play dancey music on the highest volume you can, on the Bluetooth speaker. Watch the chaos unfold.

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JADE SQUIDSHIPQUAKE

oceans rise, empires fall

we have seen each other through it all

 

for even if i‘m far away i hold you in my heart

 

no matter where you go

you’ll never be alone

 

toffee’s still a walnut

 

I'm going down with this ship

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darkwolf6599

Jade's idea, except "Dr. Jean's Banana Dance" instead of that.

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puppybutterfly126

Release a bull

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Starlight Ruewen Random

   Christian | Aspiring Author | Gryffindor

   ✩Hate on the trait, not the person.

        Oldie | Sophitz Shipper | ML Fan

Trust in the Lord with all your heart.

            Book Lover | Pianist | #STS
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warriorcat609

Letting my group member Star bring her soccer ball with her when we go there. 

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ᴛoffee

ʟᴏᴄᴀʟ ᴄɪɴɴᴀᴍᴏɴʀᴏʟʟ

ᴛʜᴇ ɴᴇᴋᴏ ǫᴜᴇᴇɴ

ᴏʙsᴇssɪᴠᴇ sʜɪᴘᴘᴇʀ & ʟᴏᴠᴇʀ ᴏғ ʙᴏʙᴀ

ᴘʀᴏᴜᴅ ᴍᴇᴍʙᴇʀ ᴏғ ʙʜ/ᴅʙ

 ᴊᴀᴅᴇ, ɪғ ɪ’ᴍ ᴀ ᴡᴀʟɴᴜᴛ ʏᴏᴜ’ʀᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ᴀʟᴍᴏɴᴅ.”

 ”I’M A WALNUT WITH PASSION.”

 Marine’s a Banan

Spoopy Child

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moonlightmagic106

Run through the museum screaming "IF YOU LOVE ME LET ME GOOO"or another song lyric at the top your lungs

Touch things that have a "Do not touch" sign next to them

Stare at the mummies,or anything else, for an absurd amount of time,& when asked to move,refuse to.

Cling to something or someone & refuse to let go

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Nevermore

I am:

An unwanted

 

 A Special

Asexual

Freezyoubrain

 

Queen of horror stories & teller of morbid jokes

 

Proud Slytherin

 

"Fools who run their mouths off wind up dead."

 

"And Montrasaur is like DUDE INDEED"-Red

 Valar Doheris

 

 

 

 

 

 

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lionlynx822

Be really loud in a place that's supposed to be quiet, or break the glass holding an artifact and catch a 'ride' on a stuffed something, bonus if fossil. Break EVERYTHING you find.

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We live together as brothers and sisters but apart as we are from different places. But the rich and the poor and the worst and the best shouldn't be treated wrong 

because we all are humans.

Please don't bump old threads

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Jenna & Chad! (and Daisy)(AND DORITO!!)

 

Swish, Dodge, Rush, Meadow, Wave, Pebble, Star

 

Happy Thanksgiving!

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firecobra400

Steal a fossil in front of the guards/employees walk outside, and come back in saying you found a fossil that you dug up this morning. Bonus points if you steal more than 3 things

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- fire -

 

its been a great time. I think I should make a real signature.

i do think I should leave early. But besides that- I think everyone should still be happy and to move on even If it hurts. Best of luck.

 

- fire -

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firecobra400

Take something ( bonus I’ts its a fossil ) in front of the guards/employees and when they approach you, say that you found it at a hospital ( another bonus if you say the bone looks like it belonged to the guard/employee

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- fire -

 

its been a great time. I think I should make a real signature.

i do think I should leave early. But besides that- I think everyone should still be happy and to move on even If it hurts. Best of luck.

 

- fire -

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dinosaurjade212

Just run around, drawing on everything you can find. Bonus if it's a priceless antique. 

 

Run around with a knife, break into the mummy exhibits, and disembowel all the mummies. Bonus if it's a really rare mummy, such as the Younger Lady or King Tut. (Actually, those are pretty priceless. Don't do this one.) 

 

Just have a really loud temper tantrum where sound echoes the best. Bonus if you get everyone in the area to state at you. 

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~Tsunami~

>Torchlight (My flipside)< 

 

You have my permission to call me weird. 

 

"Happiness is not something that you have to achieve. You can still feel happy during the process of achieving something." ~김남준

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