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”You have to help me,” he says frantically. “He’s trying to banish me back to the typo dimension and I’m not going back there, not after I’ve seen here!”

Ishmael shows up seconds later, out of breath and sporting a fresh cut on his cheek. He scowls at Ishamel and looks at you suspiciously. “Whatever he told you, don’t listen to him.” he warns. “He stole that while I was throwing cantaloupes— you know, that’s not important, the point is he has my book and now he’s probably going to summon, like, 80 demons.”
”Nonsense. You offend me with your distrust!” Ishamel huffed, backing out of Ishmael’s hitting range and flipping open the book. “Besides,” he continued, “This book is surface level, there’s nothing worth summoning— wait a minute.“ his fearful demeanor dropped, replaced by a giddy energy. He flips the inside of the book to face you. There’s no page showing, but on the inside cover you can clearly see the words, written in a script that’s borderline hieroglyphic.
”’This book belongs to Ishmeal!’” crows Ishamel. “That’s a misspelling. And you know what that means. It’s under my domain.” He said, grinning like a kid in a candy store.
Ishmael pales and lunges towards the book, but Ishamel dodges nimbly out of the way, making him crash to the ground. Ishamel plants his foot on his back, effectively holding him in place. He hisses in victory and puts his palm on the book, making a pulling motion and muttering something under his breath.
A bright light flashes and an elven looking creature appears beside him, looking extremely confused. His skin is almost as white as the pages in the book, and his grey-green hair looks strangely like bird feathers. He gets up and brushes off his black shirt and grey pants, then looks around, blinking slowly, lizardlike. As he makes eye contact with you, you see that his the entirety of his eyes are a vibrant orange, except for a catlike pupil.

Ishamel grins and steps off of Ishmael, throwing the book at his chest. “You can’t use it for a long time, it’s got a cool down time of at least a month.”  He claps a hand on Ishmeal’s shoulder with a satisfied grin. “Well newcomer, whatddya think? Much better than being stuck in a book, huh?”
The newest arrival just stares blankly, causing Ishamel to snap his fingers in his face. You see a flicker of understanding dawn on him and he produces a notepad and paper from literally nothing. “You can’t speak because books don’t talk. You can write though, right?”
Ishmeal scribbles on the paper and turns it around, showing the word Hello! ^W^ in neat, even scrawl.
Ishmael gets up and glares at the two. “What did I say?” he asks you. “I told you he’d start summoning things. At least this Ishmeal looks pretty harmless.”

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Lool happy Halloween, Ishamel needed a buddy, so I present to you this wonderful little kiddo. Ishmeal types/writes like this and he likes PopTarts, blankets, and sitting in cardboard boxes. 

 

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ISHMAEL

 

August 2017 — March 2019

 

13,035 stars uwu

 

When it’s time for you to venture out, don’t let fear have you looking back at what you’re leaving behind. 

 

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Hello Ishmeal! *hands invite to one of Pinkie's epic gang parties* trust me. They're awesome.

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JADE SQUIDSHIPQUAKE

oceans rise, empires fall

we have seen each other through it all

 

for even if i‘m far away i hold you in my heart

 

no matter where you go

you’ll never be alone

 

toffee’s still a walnut

 

I'm going down with this ship

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I could possibly allow him to speak. *Holds up portable wish* This really works. It's how I can do everything I can do. *Snaps fingers, which traps Ishamel in a magic-proof cage and puts walls of water, lightning and fire in place around the cage while teleporting him to the typo dimension for three days*

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(what's next? Leamshi?)

 

Ocean was excited. "I like cardboard boxes too!" She chirped, with a face only described as ":D".

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*gasps* FELLOW ORANGE TYPER

 

hey ishmeal wanna build a cardboard box fort?

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morningstar

 

who can say if i've been changed for the better, but

because i knew you

i have been changed

for good    

 

 

 

paalam at salamat, samb.

coming back for a bit, but don't count on it

(translation: goodbye and thank you, samb.)

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Oh wow.

Cardboard boxes. *starts throwing boxes on the ground*

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~Aura~

Flips-

~Venti~

~Nebrea~

 

 

It's spooky season!

 

Goddess of Imagination

Queen of WolvesAurae, and All Mythical Creatures

 

Gang @/281892

 

INFJ/INFP

 

 

》6/25/16《

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Orange typer, hm? How about I prepare some tests for you and then you can have some cake? And trust me, there will be plenty of neurotoxin. My name is GLaDOS, but that won’t matter when the neurotoxin seeps into your brain.

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BOXES 

 

YES BOXES 

 

IF I FITS I SITS 

 

I guess my cat gang members like boxes too. 

 

It's called a stereotype. 

 

Its an accurate one!

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JADE SQUIDSHIPQUAKE

oceans rise, empires fall

we have seen each other through it all

 

for even if i‘m far away i hold you in my heart

 

no matter where you go

you’ll never be alone

 

toffee’s still a walnut

 

I'm going down with this ship

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Bad GLADOS. Beware, the cake is a lie!!!

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Ocean presented a random slushie f r e e z e y o u r b r a i n to Ishmeal. "sluuuushie. Has nothing to do with teenage psychos."

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Uh, GLaDOS is a messed up super computer.

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*takes the invitation and reads it over, then puts it in his pocket with a nod* 

 

Ew, stop being friendly to him, you’re gonna ruin him! *gets teleported into the typo dimension and sits in the cage, quietly simmering*

 

*Looks at Rainbow a little fearfully and shakes his head, then writes on his notepad and flips it around to show her* No wishes :( Thank you!

 

Wow it sure is nice to have a polite and friendly misspelling around for a change. I don’t have to worry about getting ambushed or anything!

 

=^_^=

 

Look, they’re making a cardboard fort over there! 

 

*jumps into the air and floats over to the box fort and starts building, but gets distracted by the slushie and downs it in a matter of seconds before hugging GLaDOS (just for being there) and Ocean, then returns back to his task*

Um... we’re not worried about the neurotoxins? Or brain freeze, at least? Do you even have neurons... or a brain?

 

*doesn’t answer because he’s too busy making flags out of paper for the fort*

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August 2017 — March 2019

 

13,035 stars uwu

 

When it’s time for you to venture out, don’t let fear have you looking back at what you’re leaving behind. 

 

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You don't need to fear me unless you're trying to take over the SAMB or other evil things like that. Like Ishamel.

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Hope to see you there, Ishmeal! 

 

yeah. I hope you're not inviting Ishamel.

 

Pinkie, can we have a cardboard fort building contest at the next party? 

 

Sure!

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oceans rise, empires fall

we have seen each other through it all

 

for even if i‘m far away i hold you in my heart

 

no matter where you go

you’ll never be alone

 

toffee’s still a walnut

 

I'm going down with this ship

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"Wait brain freeze okay also don't freeze yer brain that song ain't good stay precious."

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(thanks eris)

#Saveisaac2k19

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Maybe I can tolerate you, at least you didn’t kill me. *turns to Chell*

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Pinkie, just so you know, don't accept ANY cake from GLaDOS. It's a lie. And besides, you're alive. You said so yourself.

"And believe me I am still alive.
I'm doing science and I'm
still alive.
I feel fantastic and I'm
still alive.
While you're dying I'll be
still alive.
And when you're dead I will be
still alive

Still alive.

Still alive."

 

But, yes she doesn't regret tearing you to pieces and throwing every piece into a fire.

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Me: (Starts running around in circles screaming.) I HATE TYPOS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Pineapple: Yeesh! You could at least take it down 70 notches. 

 

Pk: Once you've got Skye going, there's really no turning back. 

 

Me: (Pulls Ishamel out of the typo dimension, and then ties him up with ODC ropes. Starts Hyperventilating.) No... TYPOS! 

 

Mango: Uh oh... Somebody get her inhaler! (Looks at me as I start to smash my head on the wall.) Never mind, get the melatonin! 

 

Pineapple: Gladly! (pulls melatonin out, but accidentally drops it on Ishamel's lap, who starts to scream for no reason.)

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My name is Lullaby, or Sylvester. I go by They/Them. My gang is far too big to write down completely. Most importantly, be who you want to be. Don't let anyone tell you who you should be. I'm pan/omni, and who cares? (Want to know my fandoms? Ask.) 

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WOAH WOAH DONT ATTACK THE TYPOS. *pulls out dimensional scissors from Fandompack, cuts open a portal and shoves Ishamel into it*

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@Rainbow

In Portal 2, I made this statement to Chell.

”Well, you did kill me. Fair’s fair.”

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"Killing" means you're not alive, but if, you're here, you obviously didn't die unless there was some miracle or other.

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