*Waffle, covered in pine needles, ornaments, and lights jumps out of the tree. In her hand is a giant candy cane, but from where you stand you can see that in reality it's metal. And glowing; a dark green aura emits from the candy cane. Waffle grins malevolently, and her eyes glow green (which isn't normal, mind you). She briefly fumbles with some papers whilst leaning on the candy cane before beginning to speak. Her voice sounds different; you can't put a finger on exactly what it is, but the difference is clear*
Greetings, SAMBers. I am the Spirit of Christmas, and I seek aid in my conquest of Thanksgiving. I have-what's the word? Borrowed. Yes, that's it. I have borrowed your friend Waffle in order to successfully gain your help. *Possesesd Waffle smirks and twirls the candy cane like a baton, as if to direct attention to it* Although, it's not like you have a choice.
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Waffle (Hart Traitare)
Perpetually tired, stressed, and confused
Proud member of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints