Someone stole teh cookie from teh cookie jar. -faints dramatically-
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It don't matter what my name is
I don't got one, I'm not famous, no
Who stole teh cookie from teh cookie jar?
ᴛʜᴇ ɴᴇᴋᴏ ǫᴜᴇᴇɴ
ᴏʙsᴇssɪᴠᴇ sʜɪᴘᴘᴇʀ & ʟᴏᴠᴇʀ ᴏғ ʙᴏʙᴀ
ᴘʀᴏᴜᴅ ᴍᴇᴍʙᴇʀ ᴏғ ʙʜ/ᴅʙ
“ᴊᴀᴅᴇ, ɪғ ɪ’ᴍ ᴀ ᴡᴀʟɴᴜᴛ ʏᴏᴜ’ʀᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ᴀʟᴍᴏɴᴅ.”
”I’M A WALNUT WITH PASSION.”
Marine’s a Banan
I be the one!
Renegade - Ren - Renny
and somewhat edgy
Hope Hustle for Your Dreams
^Write that in your sig^
If you see this message.
He stole teh cookie from teh cookie jar! *GASPS DRAMATICALLY. *
This is unprecedented.
I'm the friend you need....
Forum sister: Snowdust
"Just take the blanket with you!"
Sing along! :3
Who stole teh cookie from teh cookie jar? (Gasps)
Renegade stole teh cookie from teh cookie jar!? -faints again-
Ahhh! Renegade stole teh cookie for teh cookie jar! *Faints dramatically*
Oh my gosh!!!1!
ɥǝddɐɥ ǝɯ llɐɔ
ǝɔɐ-ʎɐɹƃ s’ǝɥs 'ʎʇnɐǝ-ᴉq s’ǝɥs
sund ǝʞɐɯ llᴉʍ
uɐɯnɥ ʇsnɾ ǝɹ’ǝʍ
AND NOW HAPPEH DID A TYPO! ALAS! -faints again- (anyone willing to take me to the hospital..?)
-Grabs defibrillators.- CLEAR!
-faints dramatically again just for fun-
I am a composer of music! I'm finishing Journeys of a Hopeful Spirit!
Your local tour guide around Scholastic General!
Were they hammock flavored tho
» ☆ « I S H M A E L » ☆ «
For we are your nightmares, we are your dreams
We are all you created
We are all that you are and all that you've been
All that you've loved and you've hated. . .
-Spills hammock flavored drink over teh half eaten cookies.- They are now Ishmael.
THEY WERE HAMMOCK?!?!! *laughs crazily* HAMMOCK *laughs* FLAVORED *slaps self* COOKIES
(Does anyone want to arrange my funeral?)
*points dramatically * yeeee!
HAMMOCK FLAVORED DRINK FAMILY
I have loved you all for years, and I will never stop.
My friends, my family, stay awesome.
*you know you're missed when
someone puts you in their sig*
*in unconsiousness, reaches for a hammock flavored cookie*
*gets shovel* WHERE IS THE CASKET LETS BURY HER
≋♖≋ ocean ≋♖≋
your evil fandom reference queen
haunted by knee bruise goblins | nr's mb-sis
|probably playing miitopia | drowning in ships|
*opens eyes* CAN I DESIGN MY GRAVESTONE? *faints dramatically again*
*le dramatic nod.* YES YES SURE
*dramatic sigh of relief* YAY!
REST IN PEACE
SHE WAS THE AWESOMEST PERSON IN THE UNIVERSE
STAY BEAUTIFUL, TORTURED SOUL!
*bursts into tears and faints dramatically once more*
-Quickly gets a pillow before Hyper's head crashes into the ground.- NO CASKET! I WANNA CREMATE HER!
OKAY LETS C R E M A T E H E R
Dang it I could escape if it was a grave what do i do what do i do
Are we just going to ignore the fact that Ishmael wasted a perfectly good hammock flavored drink?
I’m spoopy now I guess
✦Toffee’s Still a Walnut✦
This is Halloween Halloween Halloween
OKAY FINE IM AN ALMOND
It’s not wasted, it was very well spent. *eats a hammock-flavored cookie*
*pulls fainting couch out of nowhere* *faints dramatically* *binge eats ice cream* I'm being Rarity today
Renegade don’t lie. ‘Twas I, fafnir, king of awesomeness and cringe!
#Remember Zoe and Sally
I’m a particularly good finder!
My philosophy is that worrying means you suffer twice.
Hey all, crippling depression here!
Level 99 edgelord
-Puts defibrillators on thread to shock it back to life.- SHOCKY! -Hisses. In english accent.- TIS MY HAMMOCK FLAVOURED COOKIES!
The Elves of the Lost Cities
NO ONLY RARITY CAN BE RARITY
✩⊱Starlight Ruewen Random⊰✩
Christian | Aspiring Author | Gryffindor
✩⊱Hate on the trait, not the person.⊰✩
Oldie | Sophitz Shipper | ML Fan
✩⊱Trust in the Lord with all your heart.⊰✩
Book Lover | Pianist | #STS
-facepalm- IT'S MEH DEATH PPL! STOP BRINGING MLP IN THIS AND HONOR THE DEAD!!!! WHICH IS MEEEE!!! So I really deserve those cookies -grabs them-
-Hisses.- IF YOU REALLY DON"T WANT TO ACTUALLY BE DEAD YOU WILL HAND OVER THE COOKIES! -Trys to throw Hyper into the creamator.-
NOPE IM TOO AWESOME TO DIE! -stuffs cookies in mouth and opens mouth while chewing- OOOH RENEGADE! LOOK WHAT HAPPENED TO THEM COOKIES! -makes faces and runs away-
AAH A ZOMBIE! No wait right cats have nine lives and Hyper is a cat.
Well, at least someone knows my identinity.
Or at least some of it.
While the rest complain that my siggy offers no info...just a random boring poem.
WE MUST CONTAIN THE ZOMBIE OUTBREAK *throws a casket at Hyper*
EXCUSE MEEEE YOUNG MAN? *grabs them Fruit Ninja skills and slices the casket mid-air*
Ishmael have you not read Warrior Cats Hyper is probably a Clan leader or something and has nine lives. She's not a zombie. Cats can't be zombies duh.
Tell that to Tigerstar
*throws more caskets*