I don’t know. Everybody else was doing it, so....
Anyway, this is my homethread, The Dumpster (accurately named)
Why is it called The Dumpster? Well, what’s in a dumpster? Trash, right? And I live in this particular dumpster. I am the trash, and this is my dumpster.
It’s a pretty nice dumpster, though. I mean, it’s not a literal dumpster, so.
(i’ll use this colour to describe my dumpster. it’s kind of like my own, personal narrator) On the outside, The Dumpster looks like a regular house. It’s painted with a medium grey colour, and the door looks like TARDIS, even though Ceol doesn’t watch Doctor Who. The address thingy reads 221B, because she watches Sherlock too much. When you open the door, you’re seemingly transported to a clearing. The door disappears.
The clearing, you presume, was once grassy, but is now covered with a layer of snow; yet somehow it isn’t cold. In the middle, there is a large triangle without snow. It seems to be padded, but you realise that the floor there is a trampoline. In the triangle is a swingset, with four swings. Ceol and three of her five gang members are currently swinging; Dan, Danny, and Dan II (who sometimes goes by Reynolds, his last name, to avoid confusion with the other Dan)
You observe that it’s raining in this strange place, but the rain doesn’t soak your clothes and it isn’t raining all that hard. It seems to be nighttime, but you can still see clearly. Ceol hops off the swing and comes over.
Okay, Mr. Narrator, I don’t need you anymore.
*mutters something under breath*
What was that, Mr. Narrator? Ah, never mind. As I was saying, you did such a good job that I’m considering officially adding you to my gang. *fingerguns*
*fingerguns back* *silently leaves*
Anyway, welcome to The Dumpster. (weird name, i know, but i explained it all already)
The Three Daniels are over there, but Cas and Misha are missing...
I wonder why *waggles eyebrows*
First of all, that’s disgusting. (nobody knows what second of all is. he never makes it that far)
The one with the green text is Danny, the other one (my favourite but shh) is Dan
Also Reynolds, aka Dan II or The Other Dan, can’t be disturbed once swinging but he talks with tealish text if you look at my sig.
There’s a table over there. If you say a food/drink that you want, it’ll appear.
*comes back* You try it. It does, in fact, work.
And then if you wish for an object or anything, really, to appear, it will.
You wish for a couch. A big blue couch appears to your right.
Nice. If you snap your fingers, it disappears. *snaps fingers* *couch disappears*
Let me try getting something to appear. *closes eyes for a second*
Twelve dogs (four beagles, the rest are varying breeds) appear and start running around. This SAMBer is crazy, you think, I need to get out of here.
So I’ll post random things on this thread. Maybe a band that I think needs more attention, or something that happened that day, or a quote/fun fact. I dunno.
Ooh, maybe short stories as well?
Potentially. Anyway, if you want to leave, you can. Just imagine a door and walk out of it.
That’s it, I think. This long of a post wasn’t really necessary, but whatever.
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♪◅ ceol ▻♪
infp // libra // hufflepuff // bisexual
i’ll see you in the future when we’re older
and we are full of stories to be told
(っ◔◡◔)っ ♥ ~remember chester bennington~
gang: dan, danny, grey [formerly dan II], aleks