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crowsoul50

Sounds like a BuzzFeed article 

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god of plants, healing, and peace. 

emo nemo

he//him

it’s a mental b r e a k d o w n *off key kazoo*

I EE, T OT O OG

TE TE I OIG O

I’m the android sent by CyberLife

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catdragon13873

A magician was performing at a Mexican restaurant. His big finale was a disappearing act. He counted, "Uno, Dos", and disappeared. 

 

He left without a tres.

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JADE SQUIDSHIPPER

 fish slap queentwin=topaz

im obsessed with music please help

toffee youre a walnut

FADE SQUID SISTERS

Remember Catshock

24 hour bass boosted oof 

#BabyCarrotAddiction

Opal I will not 

Kidge 

Forum Fifer

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crowsoul50

Did I mention that this would be highly inaccurate just like a BuzzFeed article

 

Jade: a golden retriever 

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god of plants, healing, and peace. 

emo nemo

he//him

it’s a mental b r e a k d o w n *off key kazoo*

I EE, T OT O OG

TE TE I OIG O

I’m the android sent by CyberLife

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magicdragon1569

Back in Old England, two gentlemen were walking down the street when one stumbled over a mop bucket that had been left out.

“My dear friend,” exclaimed the other, “I lament your death exceedingly.”

“My death?!”

“Why, yes—you have just kicked the bucket.”

“Not so,” rejoined the first. “I have only turned a little pail.”

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❦Back-Up Account For: Phynix❦

★Splatoon 2 Master★

✌Spicy Calamari Inkantation✌

☮Keep Calm and SAMB on☮

❤Splatoo 2 Obsessed❤

♕Green Queen♕

✈Why do I even have a Back-Up Account???✈

ಌHome-Thread @: /310654ಌ

Mods Please Let This Through

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warriorcat609

I'm walking down to the pet store with my little sister and we ADORABLE kittens and puppies.

 

Me: "Awwwww! The kitties are so cute!" I beamed happily and squished my face against the glass. 

 

Eliza: "Nah, puppies are better and better fur everything.

 

Me: "Well, kitties are more Pur-fect." 

 

Eliza: "Well, kitties are more of a paw-ful."

 

Me: "Hmmmph."

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                ฅ^^

        The ɴᴇᴋᴏ ᴘʀɪɴᴄᴇss

 

 #REMEMBERHURRICANE!

 

    #ʀʜʏᴛʜᴍᴀᴄᴄᴇss 

 

 "ι'м α ωαℓиυт ωιтн ραѕѕισи!"

 

 

 ᑭᖇOᑌᗪ ᗰEᗰᗷEᖇ Oᖴ BH/DB

 

#KᗩᗯᗩII4EᐯEᖇ

 

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tricksterangel48

I am hungary, I text furiously. A second later I get the reply: Maybe you should czech the fridge.

 

I’m russian to the kitchen, I reply, but that’s a lie. I’m still sitting on the couch. After a couple of seconds, though, I get up and walk to the kitchen.

The reply is slightly late, but I don’t care. Is there any turkey?? They ask.

I open the fridge and look. Ugh. We have some, but it’s covered in a layer of greece, I text.

Ew, there is norway you can eat that, is the response. I sigh and go to order a pizza.

 

 

i’m sorry this is horrible and also copied off the internet

that’s called plagiarism i think

isn’t it

anyway i’m a plagiarist now woo

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ceol

infp // libra // hufflepuff // bisexual

ill see you in the future when were older

  and we are full of stories to be told

() ~remember chester bennington~

gang: dan, danny, grey [formerly dan II], aleks

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butterflycat1708

Insect puns "bug" me.

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|+|BIXBITE|+|

Demigirl | she/her/they/them | Artist

 

And all my friends just left!

But oh how I miss y'all.

Even though pain is temporary,

It seems it'll never go away.

~Bixbite

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happyhopeful24

7 is a murderer. 7 8 9 and killed Phillip. 

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call me happeh

she/her

she’s bi-eauty, she’s gray-ace

canadian-chinese

catholic

will make puns

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bookdragon296

I used to work at a Calendar factory, until they fired me. All I did was take a day off!

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Ayita Mirima Historia  

Daughter of Iris  

"Don't worry Ruby, I'm combat ready" Penny Polendina (RWBY)  

Ever is best twin  

   *pokes your nose* boop

 Tempa

#Bumbleby

 Not gonna dye my hair half white half red cuz todoroki why would you think that