y'know how two truths and a lie works right?
if you don't, find out first
i don't have time to explain
the twist is, the two truths are ridiculous stories
and the lie is an equally ridiculous story
so you have to figure out which one didn't happen
i'll go first
-i once ate some dog food bc i thought it was cereal
-once my sister caught me facedown and on the wrong side of the bed in the morning and her first instinct was to take a picture
-once i went kayaking with my grandparents and we capsized five minutes after getting on
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you fall down seven more times
i'll be there, seven eight nine!
as we keep trying, we'll find
we're always singing the same tune!
regardless of whatever time zone you're in, i hope you have a good morning.