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greenstorm25

I forgot who made the original, but basically you give the craziest thing you've heard/said all day without context, and the person who posts after you has to try and guess what the context was. 

 

For example: 

 

Person 1: "A bird in one hand can get really messy real fast, so why would you want two?"

 

Person 2: You were debating with a friend about the sanity of well known sayings. 

 

"Bob nO LEAVE THE PIGEON ALONE." 

 

and so on. I'll start:

 

"So your ability as a scientist is determined by how much stuff you can blow up."

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Waffle (Hart Traitare)

ISFP

She/her

Whovian

Hufflepuff

Socially inept

Perpetually tired, stressed, and confused

Proud member of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints

 

 

 yeehaw

 

 

 

 

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horsedragon1273

You were talking about what makes a scientist.

 

this is technically from yesterday but shhh

 

"She was arguing that a duck was a duck."

 

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>ɮᘿl<

There never waֆ a ǝɔoɥɔ

 

Why so silent, good Messieurs?

Did you think that I had left you for good?

 

One day I was walking and I found this big log

 

...Yes, I'm hiding in a crate. Tickets are expensive.

 

DCI.

7-8-14||S.O.S.||Knock

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butterflycat1708

You were talking about uhhh mutated ducks??

 

"No, not yet, I already died yesterday."

 

(YES I SAID THAT 0.0)

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  SPECTER

~ They/them ~ Nerdy friendo ~

 

Fight!

The universe calls.

Let the star's light

Refract into the night.

After all,

This world's never

truly dark.

 

+*~Believe~*+

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butterflycandy273

you were having a conversation about death for some reason

 

"What are you talking about? That's how pizza was created!"

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loading candy.exe...

 

i look at myself and say

that i will be happy

 

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amazingdawn82

You were discussing Italy in geography class.

 

"Nuuuuu my bunny."

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*~Alheimur Elysium~*

Call me Alheimur, 'kay?

 She/Her

Joined 10/16/16

"There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle." ~ Albert Einstein

Ponies make life 20% cooler

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mermaidfairy2030

You were talking about how cute bunnies were.

 

-twinArmageddons[TA] has nuked the chat!- 

(( This is technically from something I read but shh))

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Arial (with Andale)

 

This world’s never truly dark

Come together now

Let’s find a galaxy we can call

Home, and let’s vow

To never let the moon’s light cloud

 

cultist of hinanan and zur

 

SHSL Esper

 

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darkwolf6599

You were reading a novel about something modern.

 

"It looks like it's going to fall on us."

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Siggy remodel in progress.

 

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rabbitadorable23

someone nuked the chat

 

"Rumor has it that taco bell serves taco meat"

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Sunshine

or

Sakari

 

Queen of colorrabbits, and much more

Pink fluffeh unicorns dancing orainbows!!

#NERDYGEEKANDPROUD

Jesuloveyou!!

Goodbye everyone... it was good while it lasted. I'll always remember you, SAMB.

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greenstorm25

You were discussing conspiracy theories with friends.

 

"You don't. You just keep going, and pray that you don't hit something."

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Waffle (Hart Traitare)

ISFP

She/her

Whovian

Hufflepuff

Socially inept

Perpetually tired, stressed, and confused

Proud member of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints

 

 

 yeehaw

 

 

 

 

(shhh i made the first one)

being chased by the police for robbery of window curtains, you and your friend hop on a garbage truck. but, as you don't know how to work the controls, you frantically search for any instructions. you didn't find instructions, but you did accidentally squeeze lemon juice into your and your friend's eyes. you cannot see, but you must escape the cops

 

"i'd tell my dad, but he'd say I'M A SICKO T- oh wait no, that's the wrong word" 

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Ever 

hear the thunder in this quiet trembling sigh 

 

  “ if you never saw the stars, 

candles were enough 

 

ayita, my better twin

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bookdragon296

Thinking of telling your father something embarrassing but not knowing what English words to use

 

"Wait, does that make me Rose Quartz?"

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Ayita Mirima Historia  

Daughter of Iris  

"Don't worry Ruby, I'm combat ready" Penny Polendina (RWBY)  

Ever is best twin  

   *pokes your nose* boop

 Tempa

#Bumbleby

 Not gonna dye my hair half white half red cuz todoroki why would you think that

 

 

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horsedragon1273

You're trying to figure out if you are actually some sort of inanimate object.

 

"You're a flower, and she's a cat."

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>ɮᘿl<

There never waֆ a ǝɔoɥɔ

 

Why so silent, good Messieurs?

Did you think that I had left you for good?

 

One day I was walking and I found this big log

 

...Yes, I'm hiding in a crate. Tickets are expensive.

 

DCI.

7-8-14||S.O.S.||Knock

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crowsoul50

Something Alice in Wonderland related

 

”I can easily eat a ping pong ball, but it would just float in my stomach.”

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ISHMAEL

 

August 2017 — March 2019

 

13,035 stars uwu

 

When it’s time for you to venture out, don’t let fear have you looking back at what you’re leaving behind. 

 

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rabbitpaw36

someone said they didn't think you could eat a ping pong ball

 

"According to bing its today."

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Sunshine

Or Sakari

 

You're my constant in every moment

Constant

You've never failed me

All my life

You have never left my side

You are my constant

 

#SaveTheSouthernResidents

 

 

#StandWithSeaWorld

 

It never hurts to keep looking fosunshine.-Eeyore

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wolfdragon37424

You were looking up what day was today.

 

 

 

"Does that mean chocolate and lemon like each other?"

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¢αтѕн❖¢к 

 

 

        I'll see you in the future...

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dogdragon1303

...science class.

 

 

"Two rights make and airplane."

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Embyr

 

Proud Christian!

 

Send a fully armed battalion

 

Acting the goat

 

I'd rather stand with God, and be judged by the world, than stand with the world, and be judged by God.

 

Proud member of Mrs. Wolfe's Haven (RP)!

 

//hiss hiss Slytherin//

 

 

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moonlightmystery143

you were talking about the whole "two wrongs dont make a right" thing

 

"you look like a ******* pelican!"

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☆.。.:* ASTERIA .。.:*☆

°₊writing momcat dealer₊°

:.the world needs this luminary.:

.₊*of the stars to shine even brighter!*₊.

fly away, little birdy 

°:. *₊ ° . ☆ °:. *₊☆ ° . ° . °:. *₊ .

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catdragon13873

You were seeing how many cherries you could fit into your mouth. 

 

"And I'll form the head." 

 

You get a sandwich if you get the reference.

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JADE SQUIDSHIPQUAKE

oceans rise, empires fall

we have seen each other through it all

 

for even if i‘m far away i hold you in my heart

 

no matter where you go

you’ll never be alone

 

toffee’s still a walnut

 

I'm going down with this ship

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darkwolf6599

PEEL THE AVACADO, PEEL THE AVACADO

PEEL THE AVACADO, PEEEEEL THE AVACAAAAADO

GUACAMOLE

GUAC, GUACAMOLE

GUACAMOLE

GUAC, GUACAMOLE!

 

I'm sorry. I needed to do that.

 

Anyway, mmmmm.... You were doing some kind of cheerleader pyramid thing. I don't know.

 

 

 

"A lot of these have corn sugar."

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Siggy remodel in progress.

 

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horsedragon1273

You were talking about candy.

 

"Ceilings where the floor should be"

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>ɮᘿl<

There never waֆ a ǝɔoɥɔ

 

Why so silent, good Messieurs?

Did you think that I had left you for good?

 

One day I was walking and I found this big log

 

...Yes, I'm hiding in a crate. Tickets are expensive.

 

DCI.

7-8-14||S.O.S.||Knock

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rabbitpaw36

"He's still at the door"

 

you were talking bout walking on the ceiling

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Sunshine

Or Sakari

 

You're my constant in every moment

Constant

You've never failed me

All my life

You have never left my side

You are my constant

 

#SaveTheSouthernResidents

 

 

#StandWithSeaWorld

 

It never hurts to keep looking fosunshine.-Eeyore

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greenstorm25

Some guy was at the door, and refused to leave.

 

"This means war,{insert classmate's name here}."

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Waffle (Hart Traitare)

ISFP

She/her

Whovian

Hufflepuff

Socially inept

Perpetually tired, stressed, and confused

Proud member of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints

 

 

 yeehaw

 

 

 

 

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hunterwolf85

ur classmate just offended an isopod and now you are painting half your face blue

 

"i love inhaling earthworms"

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(( Ł Ë Ø )

f o r u m p h a r a o h

violinist // whovian // ENFJ // slytherin // aries

"the blushing light, just another la devotee"

Utensil Police // Duck Cultist

"deep blue but you painted me golden"

#AllPeopleArePeople

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catdragon13873

Gummy worms and/or secret language 

 

 

Okay, enough with the bad sound effects. Anyways, it’s more like BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! *strikes pose for each BLAM*

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JADE SQUIDSHIPQUAKE

oceans rise, empires fall

we have seen each other through it all

 

for even if i‘m far away i hold you in my heart

 

no matter where you go

you’ll never be alone

 

toffee’s still a walnut

 

I'm going down with this ship

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horsedragon1273

Voltron

 

"Where's that window?"

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>ɮᘿl<

There never waֆ a ǝɔoɥɔ

 

Why so silent, good Messieurs?

Did you think that I had left you for good?

 

One day I was walking and I found this big log

 

...Yes, I'm hiding in a crate. Tickets are expensive.

 

DCI.

7-8-14||S.O.S.||Knock

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brainyprincess17

You were looking for a window to jump out of

 

"Sodium=NO"

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Hello.

 

I am Princess.

 

I am not new

But don't even try to guess who.

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horsedragon1273

You didn't want to eat some sodium.

 

"The demon iPad beckoned silently from the picnic table."

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>ɮᘿl<

There never waֆ a ǝɔoɥɔ

 

Why so silent, good Messieurs?

Did you think that I had left you for good?

 

One day I was walking and I found this big log

 

...Yes, I'm hiding in a crate. Tickets are expensive.

 

DCI.

7-8-14||S.O.S.||Knock

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rabbitadorable23

the iPad was flickering Morse code for come here

 

"I made a flower from a  toilet paper roll." 

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Sunshine

or

Sakari

 

Queen of colorrabbits, and much more

Pink fluffeh unicorns dancing orainbows!!

#NERDYGEEKANDPROUD

Jesuloveyou!!

Goodbye everyone... it was good while it lasted. I'll always remember you, SAMB.

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horsedragon1273

You were bored.

 

"I was fighting a possessed outhouse."

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>ɮᘿl<

There never waֆ a ǝɔoɥɔ

 

Why so silent, good Messieurs?

Did you think that I had left you for good?

 

One day I was walking and I found this big log

 

...Yes, I'm hiding in a crate. Tickets are expensive.

 

DCI.

7-8-14||S.O.S.||Knock

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wolfdragon37424

You were explaining your dreams.

 

 

"YEAH YEAH SHOW 'EM WHO'S BOSS!!!"

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¢αтѕн❖¢к 

 

 

        I'll see you in the future...

You were watching a microwave blow up an egg

 

"I will drink that watered down paper!"

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 ₵₳ł₦ Elysium 

 

 

A gunslinger

A female

A myth

 

 

"ᴛʜᴇ ᴛʀᴜsᴛ ᴏғ ᴛʜᴇ ɪɴɴᴏᴄᴇɴᴛ ɪs ᴀ ʟɪᴀʀ's ᴍᴏsᴛ ᴜsᴇғᴜʟ ᴛᴏᴏʟ"-ʀᴏʟᴀɴᴅ

 

 

 #Haven86and3000+posts

  

 

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hydrahoneydew9

You were playing Miitopia and one of your Miis was beating up the boss.

 

 

"Chrome. Shut. Up."

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 ocean 

your evil fandom reference queen

haunted by knee bruise goblins | nr's mb-sis

|probably playing miitopia| drowning in ships|

≋≋≋≋≋≋≋≋≋≋≋≋≋≋

(thanks eris)

#Saveisaac2k19

#wafflesarefriends

#rememberhurricane

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hydrahoneydew9

My post was meant for catshock, not Cain xd

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 ocean 

your evil fandom reference queen

haunted by knee bruise goblins | nr's mb-sis

|probably playing miitopia| drowning in ships|

≋≋≋≋≋≋≋≋≋≋≋≋≋≋

(thanks eris)

#Saveisaac2k19

#wafflesarefriends

#rememberhurricane