In a closet there lived a fake, worrying murderer named Chadwinkle Thunderbug. Not a wide magical, snooty closet, filled with wigs and a sleepy smell, nor yet an industrial, tattered, splendid closet with nothing in it to sit down on or to eat: it was a murderer-closet, and that means warmth.
One day, after a troubling visit from the pixie Snorty Rattooth, Chadwinkle leaves his closet and sets out in search of three fake bananas. A quest undertaken in the company of old folk, wizards and false goblins.
In the search for the pixie-guarded bananas, Chadwinkle Thunderbug surprises even himself with his leadership and skill as a plumber.
During his travels, Chadwinkle rescues a teapot, an heirloom belonging to Snorty. But when Snorty refuses to try bopping, their friendship is over.
However, Snorty is wounded at the Battle of Battle and the two reconcile just before Chadwinkle engages in some serious bopping.
Chadwinkle accepts one of the three fake bananas and returns home to his closet a very wealthy murderer.
”Chadwinkle Thunderbug surprises even himself with his leadership and skill as a plumber” wow that is some very skilled plumbing Chadwinkle i applaud you
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