Mother: ...You need to practice after school...

Sister: ...But I'm practicing in the morning...

Me: *bursts into room* ARE YOU GUYS PRACTICING UNAUTHORIZED MAGIC

Mother: Uh, no. It's yoga. What books have you been reading?

 

Mother: Do you believe in God?

Sister: Yes

Mother: What about you, Hyper?

Me: ...

Mother: Hyper?

Me: Sorry, just going through memes in my head.

 

Me: I'm hungryyy

Mother: Go eat some walnuts.

Me: ...But Toffee...

Mother: What?

Me: I'm not hungry anymore.

 

Me: Mother, I'm going upstairs.

Mother: mhm *stares at tv*

Me: And I'm taking every electronic with me

Mother: yeah

Me: *mutters* And I go on an website to chat with strangers who ship me with strangers and are basically very strange.

Mother: What?

Me: Nothing. *runs*

 

 

Ehhh I have a lot more but I'm too lazy to think

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=Hyper=

 

These wires attached can't keep me sane

I can feel the power run through my veins

I'll bend the time and cause death to relive

For revenge on those I cannot forgive

 

 

 

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TOFFEE IS A WALNUT

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JADE SQUIDSHIPPER

 I’m edgy now I guess

Toffee’s Still a Walnut

FADESQUID SISTERS

#RememberTheLost

It’s my Forum Birthday Today

 

And if you say you’re okay 

I’m gonna heal you anyways

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XD lol 

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homethread /313731

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You have an interesting family XD

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  All the rain in the sky

Cant put out your fire

Of all the stars out tonight

You shine brighter- Britt Nicole

  

Jesus Loves you!