Mother: ...You need to practice after school...
Sister: ...But I'm practicing in the morning...
Me: *bursts into room* ARE YOU GUYS PRACTICING UNAUTHORIZED MAGIC
Mother: Uh, no. It's yoga. What books have you been reading?
Mother: Do you believe in God?
Mother: What about you, Hyper?
Me: Sorry, just going through memes in my head.
Me: I'm hungryyy
Mother: Go eat some walnuts.
Me: ...But Toffee...
Me: I'm not hungry anymore.
Me: Mother, I'm going upstairs.
Mother: mhm *stares at tv*
Me: And I'm taking every electronic with me
Me: *mutters* And I go on an website to chat with strangers who ship me with strangers and are basically very strange.
Me: Nothing. *runs*
Ehhh I have a lot more but I'm too lazy to think
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These wires attached can't keep me sane
I can feel the power run through my veins
I'll bend the time and cause death to relive
For revenge on those I cannot forgive